What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

____

Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

—

Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

[Anime Crossover] Puella Magi Madoka Magica — Puella Magi Madoka Magica — Magical Girl Raising Project — Date A Live — A Certain Scientific Railgun

My name is Kyosuke Kamijou, and I live in Genjimi Taki. I am a Stand user. My peaceful life has been gradually disrupted since I awakened my memories from before I was transported to another world.

Having acquired a system called 'Eye of Heaven,' my timid classmate, a fellow sufferer, suddenly develops a split personality one day. Upperclassmen keep finding various excuses to invite me to their homes for tea. My best friend, with whom I play games, frequently invites me to the arcade, and even my two childhood best friends start acting strangely.

Mami Tomoe: "Kyosuke, would you like to come to my house for some black tea after school?"

Hitomi Shizuki: "Kamijou-kun, could you help me with my homework?"

Kaname Madoka: "Kyosuke-kun, we made a promise..."

Kyoko Sakura: "Hey, Jojo. Let's go to the arcade today! I heard they've released some new games."

Homura Akemi: "Please, Tamura-chan!"

'Homura Akemi' "..."

What? You're asking where the childhood sweetheart is?

My childhood sweetheart is buying CDs.

——

This is the official description!

7, 11, 13

I admire the first person who wished to become a magical girl, because maybe that was a lie?

You are the ones who escorted me to heaven, Cupid!

One last time, the path to heaven is about to be accelerated...

The savior of magical girls? I'm just a stand-in user passing by.

After traveling through time and space to become the 28th daughter of Big Mom, Li Yisi thought her life would end with a minor role except for her pretty face that didn't match the style.

Unexpectedly, she was lucky enough to awaken the Type-Moon system. As long as she had the Saint Crystal, she could summon the Heroic Warriors whose style didn't belong to this world!

When Li Yisi thought of the strength of the Heroic Spirit, she seemed to see the title of invincible waving to herself.

However, in order to get the Saint Crystal, she must first complete the tasks assigned by the system. As a lolita who is not yet an adult in the literal sense, Big Mom does not allow her to leave the Kingdom.

...

In the quiet morning, Li Yisi stared at Katakuri who ate the donuts that she and Medea devotedly dedicated, with sharp eyes.

Another day of trying to run away from home.

An alien soul transmigrated into Kyubey in the world of Madoka Magica, and met Homura Akemi, who had joined a chat group, and reached a cooperation with her, so that he could start his journey to the heavens with the support of the Law of Cycles and Devil Homura (Contains Madoka Magica's magical girls, Gabriel DropOut's Gabriel, Jibril, Date A Live's Kurumi Tokizaki, Saekano's Megumi Kato)

"According to the order the teacher taught, it should be..." Lin Yi recalled the content of the class and began to make seals with his hands. "Substitution Technique!" A puff of smoke passed by... Lin Yi was stunned. What appeared in front of him was not the wooden stake that the teacher showed in class. "Is this... Star Platinum?" A time traveler who had never watched Naruto and had no system, after becoming a side branch of Uchiha, he was unaware of the various world-destroying crises. He wanted to rely on the big family and live a miserable life. But after he released the Substitution Technique for the first time, the wonderful Naruto adventure belonging to Uchiha Lin Yi began...

More than ten years ago, a child fell from the sky in front of the Rock King. When Morax saw the child, he frowned for a long time: "What an ugly child..."

More than ten years ago, Zhong Gui fell from the sky. The first person he saw when he opened his eyes, and the first thing he said was that he was jealous of her beauty. Zhong Gui was determined to stick to him for the rest of her life, eating and drinking his food, and even eating him out of money!

Everything was going smoothly until Zhong Gui returned from his travels in the seven kingdoms.

Zhong Gui: Am I engaged?

Ganyu: When did this happen? How come I have a new fiancé?

Shen He: Senior sister? Why is she here?

Hu Tao: This is my adopted husband. Where did you come from? Zhongli, Zhongli, they're bullying me!

…

Then, you need a tool to travel to other worlds!

Chat Man: Here I come!

He thought it would be a Harvest Moon-like life, but he ended up in Fairy Tail! Wait a minute! Why does the art style seem a bit different?! When he discovered that mages in this world not only suffer broken bones but also face the constant threat of death, Jon finally woke up. All his passionate dreams and ambitions for the strongest guild paled in comparison to one simple wish: to survive in this cruel world, using his seemingly harmless magic!

[Naruto: My mother is a reborn person! ] [My uncle is Uchiha Madara. ]

[United and friendly Uchiha] [Fight back against the Otsutsuki! ]

[A world where only Danzo is hurt has been achieved. 】

What!? Isshiki Otsutsuki covets my body?

When Qian Chen was caught by Otsutsuki Isshiki, several voices were heard in the dark.

"Don't be afraid, nephew, your uncle is here!" The man with long black hair appeared domineeringly.

"Who dares to hurt my son?" The cold-haired man picked up the explosive talisman.

"Don't be afraid, son! Come to your mother." The woman with kaleidoscope eyes was full of doting.

"Beat him to death!" The blonde girl with blue eyes raised her eyebrows.

……

【Dream Master. 】【A world full of love. 】

Many years later, when the Otsutsuki army invaded the Ninja World.

They were greeted by:

Intelligence Jiraiya, Minato going home, healthy Itachi, bond with Naruto and Sasuke, swordsmanship Konoha White Fang, double Kamui Obito, blue Kakashi, justice Orochimaru, Princess Tsunade, Nagato team, Kotoamatsukami Shisui, Konoha red beast, white-eyed Neji, Ninjutsu professor Sandaime, Mangekyō Fugaku, forbidden technique Tobirama, Rinnegan Madara, Senjutsu Hashirama and...

The united and friendly Uchiha, the powerful Senju of the Forest, the undestroyed Uzumaki clan, etc.

This is a female-oriented article for men, so straight men are not allowed to enter.

The original male protagonist is Naruya Uejima, who is mainly a bottom. The protagonist has a lot of private settings and a lot of nonsense. It is all-oriented. There are as many people as the copywriter puts in. The plot is illogical and the characters are ooc.

Lord from the underworld, I will go to the world of the living later.

A thousand years ago, Sukuna coldly decided: I will catch that brat who dares to commit fraud and tear him to pieces.

A thousand years later, Sukuna said: Tearing clothes into pieces is also tearing them, so don't move.

DK Wuji: Am I a pervert? How can I like men?

dkwubuji: I am a pervert.

Geto Summer Oil (〃◝ω◜།): There’s no need to feel sorry, just join.

Li Mei: Don’t always care whether I am a man or a woman :).

No abuse, but sweetness is guaranteed, and the focus is on the CP. Please leave if you are a nitpicker, or I will scold you.

Lin Mo transmigrated to a parallel world where creative writing is celebrated and a large-scale storytelling competition is held annually. This year's competition's theme is fantasy. For Lin Mo, whose previous life only involved watching anime and reading fanfiction, this was practically a death knell. Fortunately, Lin Mo was quick-witted and soon came up with a perfect solution. Why not combine his favorite anime with fantasy to create something unique? Thus, under Lin Mo's command, the era of Luffy's Great Martial God began. Meanwhile, in the Dragon Kingdom of the Chinese mainland, the government was in chaos, and uprisings raged across the land. Before his execution by the dynasty, the former Martial God Roger revealed his cultivation artifact, 'Vampire,' at the execution ground; whoever found it could become the next Martial God…