[Naruto: My mother is a reborn person! ] [My uncle is Uchiha Madara. ]

[United and friendly Uchiha] [Fight back against the Otsutsuki! ]

[A world where only Danzo is hurt has been achieved. 】

What!? Isshiki Otsutsuki covets my body?

When Qian Chen was caught by Otsutsuki Isshiki, several voices were heard in the dark.

"Don't be afraid, nephew, your uncle is here!" The man with long black hair appeared domineeringly.

"Who dares to hurt my son?" The cold-haired man picked up the explosive talisman.

"Don't be afraid, son! Come to your mother." The woman with kaleidoscope eyes was full of doting.

"Beat him to death!" The blonde girl with blue eyes raised her eyebrows.

……

【Dream Master. 】【A world full of love. 】

Many years later, when the Otsutsuki army invaded the Ninja World.

They were greeted by:

Intelligence Jiraiya, Minato going home, healthy Itachi, bond with Naruto and Sasuke, swordsmanship Konoha White Fang, double Kamui Obito, blue Kakashi, justice Orochimaru, Princess Tsunade, Nagato team, Kotoamatsukami Shisui, Konoha red beast, white-eyed Neji, Ninjutsu professor Sandaime, Mangekyō Fugaku, forbidden technique Tobirama, Rinnegan Madara, Senjutsu Hashirama and...

The united and friendly Uchiha, the powerful Senju of the Forest, the undestroyed Uzumaki clan, etc.

Tags: Fanfiction/Dan/Jujutsu Kaisen/Isekai/Strong vs. Strong/White-on-Black/Sickly Beauty/Scandal Field/Pretentious/Charming/Yo-Yo

Xunluo, a new theoretical teacher at the Spellcasting Academy, is a weak and helpless woman.

Wearing a kimono and leaning on a cane, he coughs every three steps, and vomits blood when pushed by a student.

The students all felt that this teacher sent by the Yagami family was a beautiful woman made of glass who needed to be carefully protected.

until--

He accidentally smashed the top-tier cursed spirit with his white cane;

The King of Curses was slapped back to his original form with a casual slap;

The top-tier magical artifacts he took out were all given away in plastic bags.

Gojo Satoru & Natsumi Yuuki: "...Teacher, you call this zero in practical application?"

Xunlu covered her mouth and coughed lightly, smiling gently and harmlessly: "Ahem, teacher, I'm just good at explaining principles."

As he watched the "strongest" men vying for his attention, and the ever-growing number of "problem children" around him, he felt that this drama was becoming more and more interesting.

[Reading Guide]

A seemingly sickly beauty who is actually a fun-loving god (uke) vs. a group of crazy guys who are completely fooled by him (Gojo Satoru, Natsuyu Sukuna, Fushiguro Jinji).

One-sided love from everyone, a massive battleground, a lighthearted and silly style.

The main focus is on enjoyment and excitement, with logic as a secondary element; everything is for the sake of the vinegar-filled dumplings.

A master player pretending to be a newbie: a massive collective exposure and character breakdown.

The main characters are fun-loving gods and immortals, who can do whatever they want.

All emotions are illusions, all desires will be answered.

Note that this book references the Naruto manga, and the author will not maliciously portray Sakura or Hinata; everything is written according to Kishimoto's description.

The system's presence gradually weakens in the later stages, and it's not adept at using the system to advance the plot.

Note that slice-of-life scenes are interspersed within the main storyline of this book. If you only want to see the protagonist killing, you can skip this one.

Note that this book does not have a single female protagonist.

In an unexpected turn of events, Yusuke Hanyu finds himself transported to Konoha.

With average taijutsu, ninjutsu, and genjutsu skills, he realized after several years of hard work that he wasn't cut out for these things and chose to give up, but unexpectedly became bound to the Scroll King System.

With hard work, you can become stronger. Want to just lie back and relax? Sorry, how about some electric shocks from the new energy system?

Is a system that can't add points or give items from another world really necessary? Yusuke asked himself this question countless nights as he worked hard.

Many years later.

The Fourth Shinobi World War has begun. Madara Uchiha stands atop a mountain peak, arms crossed, head bowed to the Allied Shinobi Forces: "Do you wish to dance?"

Yusuke, who had just finished his taijutsu training, rushed to the battlefield: "By the way... I'm not late, am I? Sorry, I'm in a hurry. I have ninjutsu training at 3 PM this afternoon, so can this battle be kept under two hours?"

Yusuke Hanyu: "I just want to lie down!!!"

[Six Eyes x Ten Kage, Dual Family Heads, CP Satoru] (Title: "Cursed Return: Ten Kage Want to Make the Blue Blue Inhabitable") From his previous life, anime geek Souya, inexplicably reborn as a baby, finds himself transported back to ancient times, having leapt straight into another class. He hoped to capitalize on his centuries-old knowledge to pretend he was a genius, but after all that, he discovered he was still a modern person, forced to lie low and enjoy a decadent life of free food and clothing. Unfortunately, life is unpredictable, and fate's gifts come with a price tag. This is the incredibly dangerous world of Cursed Return! Lying low? Impossible! Join the dignified Sukuna in a round-the-clock battle! With a future so hopeless he can't see clearly, it's better to just give up. But Zenin Souya, looking up at the azure sky, decided to gamble his life for those shining stars. There once was someone you could only admire from afar. The more you see, the more you become addicted; the closer you get, the more you become captivated. I finally understand what it means to fall in love with a world. Looking back, the blue sky also dwells in my heart. To this day, the blue sky remains crystal clear. Minecraft and User Guide: 1. Single worldview, only curses return. This story follows a philosophy of enlightenment, infant transformation, and growth. It's not a story of instant success from the start. It doesn't follow the high-school path, but aims to transform the world of curses from top to bottom. The protagonist has personality issues (carefully selected from psychology books), is a receptive character, and the romance is secondary. 2. I'm a new author who wants to write a long novel, but my writing skills are limited, making it difficult to update. I'll slowly revise the story as I come up with new ideas. Point out any issues, and the author will respond with courage after reading the comments. It takes a long time to criticize the author, so please exit if you're unhappy.

A new book is released, the title is "Let You Go on a Love Variety Show to Get Blackmailed, You Go Crazy and Become Red" - Takasaki traveled through the Naruto world for 3 years and finally got a system that can make him stronger by writing in a diary. Anyway, no one else can see his diary, so he just writes freely. But gradually, he felt something was wrong. Why is Hinata normal when facing Naruto, but blushes when she sees him? Sakura is obviously Sasuke's straight female licker, why does she smell like tea for no reason? Even in winter, teacher Yuhi Kurenai only wears ultra-short shorts to show off a pair of beautiful legs and wanders around? Ino, who always has a hot temper, is as gentle as a kitten who can only speak coquettishly? Tsunade always finds excuses to stay drunk at his house, and she doesn't even

(I'd like to state in advance that I've been a sun god, and this isn't just random talk!)

Leon never expected that when he woke up, he would become Odin's second son and the sun god of Asgard, although this title was made up by his father.

When Thor smashed through the training ground with his hammer, and when Loki conjured up a clone to try to trick him into getting up, Lion just wanted to lie on the terrace of Asgard and practice his sun priesthood to the fullest.

【Photosynthesis, lazy days.】

Until the Frost Giant provoked him and ruined his nap.

Leon sighed, raised his hand, and golden light spread across the nine realms, turning the glacier into a hot spring and boiling the enemy chief into an egg.

"I just want to take a nap, why is it so difficult?"

But when one of his two wronged brothers was demoted to the middle court and the other was secretly causing trouble, Leon finally stood up as if accepting his fate.

"I really can't do anything with you!"

"Okay, time to go to Earth to bask in the sun and visit my silly brother who's been stripped of his divine power."

Thor: My brother is invincible!

Loki: Could you please not hit me in the face next time?

But Leon soon discovered that this universe seemed more lively than he had imagined?

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

____

Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

—

Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

[The Girl You Can See + Honkai Impact + Star Iron + Genshin Impact + Zone Zero + Naruto + Digimon Classic + Still Haven't Decided + Group Chat]

After about 50 chapters, I started writing the story of a separate world.

MiYou World will continue to write.

Yun Jun's gender follows natural selection.

The reason Xingtie has multiple Yun Juns is to avoid the awful plot of losing one's wife while following a train.

Yun Jun's core personality is that of a goofball.

The girl who could be seen has become a ghost, Yun Jun, who transforms into Yotsuya Miko's bodyguard.

In Honkai Impact 3, Yun Jun noticed that Alicia seemed to be becoming increasingly yandere.

Ling Yunjun from the Juequ District was being watched by Yi Xuan every day, which caused her to develop bronchitis.

Pinocchio Robin and Yun Xiaojun's pure love story.

Ongvaros Yunjun has her own unique butterfly.

Danzo, dressed in a pink low-cut mini-skirt, confessed his love to Hiruzen Sarutobi in front of all the Jonin.

Angewomon Yunjun looked at her hands and seemed to have a clue about Fallen Evolution?

Teyvat Yunjun was chased and slashed by Mavika with a greatsword because she had been flirting with other women while Mavika was asleep.

Luo Fu Xian Zhou Sui Yang Yun Jun transformed into Fu Xuan Jia's little nanny.

Mita Yunjun, who had been suppressing her emotions for a long time, began to have a fit of madness.

...

The author is reviewing the plot of "A New World" and other episodes.

[All (post-production) + Main character is the dominant one + You can ship any pairing + Male lead is invincible + Lots of personal settings + Teasing everyone + Everyone has a one-sided crush]

I share the title of "strongest" with Wu and Jie, and I also share the title of "scum." They are scum in character, but I am truly "scum."

During my vocational college years, I only had one of the five insights; I'll write about "all" later.

……………………

Xiao Hechuan, a universally acknowledged "lecherous handsome young man" in the world of sorcery.

His motto was simple: "Beautiful women are the treasures of the world and deserve all privileges."

This resulted in him having many romantic entanglements.

Wu Tiao Wu: I'm sticking with you for life. I'll settle accounts with every person you've flirted with. You can forget about taking responsibility for anyone else in this lifetime.

Xia Youjie: Hechuan, you said... as long as I turn around, you will always stand behind me.

Two-Faced Sukuna: You scum who plays with emotions... Your soul is destined to become my only treasure.

Fu Hei Shen Er: Hey, rich young master, if I'm going to keep you as my sugar daddy, I'll have to keep you as my sugar daddy for life.

Fushiguro Megumi: Brother... you said you wouldn't abandon me, you can't go back on your word.

Yuujin Itadori: Senior Xiao, you said you like strong and beautiful people, right? I will become the strongest, and then I will pursue you honorably!

Dog-Curled Thorns: [Hold me tight]...

My main pairing is Gojo Satoru!!!

Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, he becomes Tsunade's subordinate, but the system's mission demands he become the strongest medical ninja in the ninja world. Thus, Hoshigen Chisaku declares: "I am the man who will become the strongest medical ninja!" Years later, Hoshigen Chisaku questions: "What? Becoming Tsunade's man doesn't count as completing the mission?"... Disclaimer: Single female lead Tsunade, pregnancy expected~~