A new book is released, the title is "Let You Go on a Love Variety Show to Get Blackmailed, You Go Crazy and Become Red" - Takasaki traveled through the Naruto world for 3 years and finally got a system that can make him stronger by writing in a diary. Anyway, no one else can see his diary, so he just writes freely. But gradually, he felt something was wrong. Why is Hinata normal when facing Naruto, but blushes when she sees him? Sakura is obviously Sasuke's straight female licker, why does she smell like tea for no reason? Even in winter, teacher Yuhi Kurenai only wears ultra-short shorts to show off a pair of beautiful legs and wanders around? Ino, who always has a hot temper, is as gentle as a kitten who can only speak coquettishly? Tsunade always finds excuses to stay drunk at his house, and she doesn't even

After being blown away by a dump truck, Qian Yuan arrives at FGO's seventh singularity, the Absolute Demonic Front. What should he do if the world is about to end? Fortunately, his soul was replicated and scattered across the universe. Mei from Honkai Impact 3rd, Lei Yingying from Genshin Impact, Rin Tohsaka from Warcraft V, Shoko Toyokawa from MYGO, Ai Haibara from Detective Conan, W from Arknights, Illya from Makai, Athena from Godslayer... Qian Yuan can share power with his alternate selves and travel through the worlds, but why are all my other selves girls? My wife is actually me.

That year, the Uchiha was on the eve of falling into the abyss.

Uchiha Makoto stood up without hesitation!

"When Konoha was founded, the Senju clan and the Uchiha clan were intertwined, and sooner or later, the Uchiha clan would be ruined because of this.

Uchiha Madara: "Shut up, I am the head of the Uchiha clan!"

"Hashirama, you won't lie to me!"

Uchiha Makoto: "Humph, Uchiha Madara, you will definitely regret this!

....

A few years later...

Uchiha Madara defected from Konoha. "Makoto, I was wrong!"

"There are bad guys in the Senju clan!"

"Why is Senju Tobirama so evil?"

"I didn't become the Second Hokage, and my clan members wouldn't follow me!"

Uchiha Makoto: "Shut up, you inherently evil Uchiha Madara, if you didn't become the Second Hokage, why don't you look for your own problems!"

Uchiha Madara immediately became furious.

"Why don't you look for your own problems if you can't become the Second Hokage? Look for your own problems, look for your own problems. You have so little chakra, why don't you look for your own problems? You trained hard, but in the battle you were treated as a small fry and killed in one shuriken, and you still look for your own problems... Damn it, did I reconcile with Hashirama? Did I lead the Uchiha clan to shake hands with the Senju clan and make peace... That's it, what can I do? You're going to drive me crazy... Talk! Look my eyes!"

Du Mu is playing a massive virtual game called "Marvel World" for a chance to win a multi-million dollar prize. Little does he know that at the start of the game, he's already traveled to the real Marvel Universe, becoming its sole player. Nick Fury: Du Mu is an excellent agent, but he's a bit of a snob. Every time a mission is issued, he skips over it. Tony Stark: I can't believe it! The other day, Du Mu and I teamed up, and I came back with only my underwear left. Banner: I'm the exact opposite. My only underwear was stolen, and in a rage, I transformed into the Hulk, making headlines that evening. Thor: Du Mu claims he's reached 1000 Justice Points, then he raised his Meowth Hammer and ran off... Faced with the complaints of a group of superheroes, Du Mu calmly stated: "This is all allowed in the game. There are..."

Zou Xu traveled to a parallel world of a beastmaster, where there was a strange fruit that could hatch corresponding elves according to the user's inner thoughts.

Zou Xu also hatched his first elf, or Digimon, through the monster fruit released by the school.

Rolling ball beast!

Qin Youmu, an ordinary prospective high school student.

He was accidentally hit by falling objects from a high altitude and was thrown into the era of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. His main task is to become a top duelist.

As the saying goes, make the best of it.

When you come to a new world, you must live a healthy life!

So the question is, what are Duel Monsters?

There are a lot of RD cards in this article, so be careful if you mind! ! !

(I want to write it as much as possible to have an animation feeling~~)

"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

[MC+chat group+world+anime+game]

[Current World: Naruto + Marvel Universe + Genshin Impact + Demon Slayer + Jujutsu Kaisen + One Piece]

Xianyu brought MC to join the chat group, and then gradually began a wonderful journey through the universe. For example, he led Senile Ban to destroy the Otsutsuki clan's conspiracy, led Zhongli to solve the world-destroying crisis in Teyvat, and led Thanos to enjoy the cosmic benefits brought by unlimited resources... But things gradually became outrageous. Thanos and Zhongli wanted to pack up their daughter and send her to their door...

"Excuse me, Professor Snape, why do they all call you a slave?"

"I didn't know. He said he could help me revive, so I joined him."

"Then why are you, Principal Deng..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not the principal anymore."

"Then Mr. Fu, could you briefly describe the reasons for your failure?"

The old man without a nose took a deep puff of cigarette and said

"I still remember that day when we happily gathered a group of people to surround Hogwarts..."

"Then what?"

"Then we were surrounded. There was no way out. People were flying in the air, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. They were afraid we would escape."

"Can't you beat him?"

"Do you believe I can take on a thousand people?"

"Then why did it fail?"

“I can’t pick ten thousand…”

When facing the interview, Levi insisted that he did not engage in a group fight, but was just a normal duel between wizards.

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.