Shuji Taketori: Plot? I am the plot! Jiraiya: To establish a heart for young girls, a destiny for young women, to carry on the family line for wives, and to bring peace to widows! Shuji is my life mentor! Kaguya Otsutsuki: I'm going to come out and beat my son! You two little brats, just you wait! Naruto: Shuji said, if they throw poop at me, I'll... I'll grab my kidneys and liver! Sage Art: Splatter - I'll grab my kidneys and liver! Sasuke: Nii-san~ Showing off is a bad habit, but I can't stop. I'm going to catch up with that person! Amataras! Madara: That's great! I acknowledge you! The Dance King from Konoha! This is a fun-loving story of a humorous person healing the dark ninja world.

Traveling to the Naruto world at the end of World War II, only to be forced to become the Two-Tails' Jinchūriki?! Toneri rubbed the seal on his abdomen, his thoughts running wild. A chilling sensation reached the base of his tongue...

The seal that eradicates tongue troubles? !

Am I in... the Land of Lightning or the Land of Fire?

Having to accept the test of hell mode right after crossing over?!

"Niwei, tell me, which of these two names sounds better, Big Pretty or Little Tsundere?"

"Niwei, today I'm going to tell you a story about an elephant and a little white cat..."

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Introduction: Weak and powerless, Jinmu is used to it!

There is already a completed novel of 3.7 million words, with the ability to write 10,000 words a day and 400,000 words a month, so the updates are trustworthy!

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After Qianming passed through, he became a cat in Konoha.

That’s right, the black cat that was blocking the way in Kakashi’s mouth.

Originally, I just wanted to spend the cat life peacefully, but I didn’t expect to be bound to a “bully system”——

Being a qualified bully cat can become stronger.

So Qianming took a different path.

Bully the ninja dog, beat the toad, and by the way, go missing and contribute GDP to Konoha.

I am me, Konoha’s different fireworks.

Copy, insight, illusion, Amaterasu, Tsukuyomi, Kotoamatsukami, Kamui, Izanagi... The abilities of the Sharingan are obviously very strange and powerful, so why do they all become "laughing heroes" in the end, driving "Gundam" with armor and swords to fight the enemy?

Uchiha Ryusuke, who traveled through the world of Naruto, was determined to change the fate of "laughing" and contribute to the enrichment of the Sharingan ecosystem.

As a result, he showed off all kinds of strange abilities and eye techniques to the natives of the ninja world, and under his efforts, the Uchiha clan also took a different path.

"Ding, the host is detected to be 30 years old, the system is about to start, do you confirm to start..."

......

"No no no no!!!!!!"

"The host's strong dislike is detected, the system enters the cooling down period, and the system can be unlocked by completing the tasks cumulatively. During the cooling down period, the host's age is punished to remain 30 years old..."

"???????"

In the second year of Konoha, Uchiha Madara, who was about to leave Konoha, was stopped by a curly-haired man. Uchiha Madara's face warmed up.

"Cousin, you don't have to persuade me, I'm determined to leave."

"My cousin, you are poor but rich, and there is nothing I can do to help you. Take these things with you, and don't wrong yourself when you go out."

Uchiha Gin stuffed a storage scroll into the other party and said goodbye with tears.

A few years later, Uchiha Madara, who had just captured the Nine-Tails, accidentally opened the scroll given by his cousin during his break. Looking at the piles of gold bricks and several ninja tools he had never seen before, he fell into deep thought.

This book is also known as "I Live Long in the Ninja World with a System Bug" and "A Centenarian Forced to Participate in the Fourth Ninja World War"

"Wearing women's clothing can greatly improve your training efficiency, and you can also gain a lot of rewards through intimacy points."

Uchiha Lin: "Don't even think about it, I'm not that kind of person."

"In seven years, the night of genocide will come."

Uchiha Lin: "..."

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Uchiha Itachi: "When I saw her practicing secretly in the woods, I knew she and I were actually the same kind of people."

Uchiha Shisui: "If the Uchiha clan had more people like this, how could Konoha and the Uchiha clan have reached the point they are in now?"

Uchiha Obito: "In this false world, there seems to be some truth left. It's okay to stop for a moment for the fleeting truth."

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Uchiha Rin: "...Actually, from the beginning, I just wanted to try my best to survive the night of genocide."

This book is also known as: "I Really Don't Want to Be a Cross-Dresser" and "When I Take Off My Skirt, I Will Amaze the World"

[No defection + no conspiracy theory + best actor + relaxed + not perfect moral cleanliness, watch with caution]

"Is there anyone in Konoha Village who is stronger than me?"

The Fifth Hokage Tsunade shook her head: "No."

"Is there anyone in Konoha Village who has greater achievements than me?"

Tsunade continued to shake her head: "No."

"Is there anyone in Konoha Village who is more powerful than me?"

Tsunade looked troubled: "...No."

Uchiha Sasuke crossed his arms, with the heirs of various families standing behind him, and said to the Fifth Hokage: "Konoha can be what it is today, thanks to me. Now, not only Konoha is mine, but you are mine too!"

Awakening the God-Level Farmer System, I started by digging up the ground and found Uchiha Madara. Uchiha Madara, a man who could rival the God of Shinobi, has become my underling! Uchiha Madara: Six cases of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor) to get rid of me? No, I want ten cases!

(I'd like to state in advance that I've been a sun god, and this isn't just random talk!)

Leon never expected that when he woke up, he would become Odin's second son and the sun god of Asgard, although this title was made up by his father.

When Thor smashed through the training ground with his hammer, and when Loki conjured up a clone to try to trick him into getting up, Lion just wanted to lie on the terrace of Asgard and practice his sun priesthood to the fullest.

【Photosynthesis, lazy days.】

Until the Frost Giant provoked him and ruined his nap.

Leon sighed, raised his hand, and golden light spread across the nine realms, turning the glacier into a hot spring and boiling the enemy chief into an egg.

"I just want to take a nap, why is it so difficult?"

But when one of his two wronged brothers was demoted to the middle court and the other was secretly causing trouble, Leon finally stood up as if accepting his fate.

"I really can't do anything with you!"

"Okay, time to go to Earth to bask in the sun and visit my silly brother who's been stripped of his divine power."

Thor: My brother is invincible!

Loki: Could you please not hit me in the face next time?

But Leon soon discovered that this universe seemed more lively than he had imagined?