[All-star + Popular + Breaks Up Official Pairings + Personalized Settings + Brainless] Orion Malfoy, Draco's younger brother, possesses an angelic face bestowed upon him by Merlin, enough to leave everyone speechless, and a mischievous heart that enjoys watching others rage. A spoiled and unruly boy.

He imagined his daily life at Hogwarts would consist of: using the sweetest smile to carry out the most ingenious pranks, making Longbottom cry with his brother, and enjoying Malfoy-style privileges and luxury.

However, things seem to have taken a bit off track?

Why do some people blush and feel their hearts race instead of getting furious after he plays a prank?

Why did the twin brothers whistle and give him candy after he mocked "poor Weasley"?

Why did his attempt to trip up the savior result in a stammering Christmas gift instead of a glare?

And Professor Snape, with that complicated look in his eyes, was he trying to lock him up or brew him a health potion?

Orion looked at the increasingly bizarre "heartthrob" script, tilted his pretty little head, and revealed a naive yet wicked smile that could make any professor's heart skip a beat: "Oh? This seems... even more interesting?"

[Silly + Lighthearted + Male to Female Transformation + Slice of Life + Socially Awkward + Awkward Moments + Blog-Inspiring]

A goddess lives inside my body.

She gave me a donation box.

Just toss in a coin, make a wish, clap your hands, and you'll get whatever you want... Bullshit!

Having transmigrated into the body of Tu Zi Ge's cousin, Uchiha Kaguya, she finally awakened the Goddess System.

The dog system casually tossed her a donation box and ran off with her money.

Moreover, this offering box is just as exploitative as that goddess system.

Take making a wish, for example.

You need lipstick to cheat.

To have Sharingan, you need colored contact lenses.

You need to wear a skirt for the Chunin Exams.

OMG~ You dog system, are you sure you're not messing with me?

What would a grown man like me need these things for?

A golden legend? A class-specific card?

It's easy to use, but it's also really a pain.

And you, Kakashi, why are you always sticking to me?

Go and start a shameless love triangle with Tu Zi and Lin!

Otherwise, what would be the point of all the trouble I went through to save you all?

Get out of the way! Don't get in my way while I'm enjoying my food!

Don't come any closer!

【Funny + Relaxed + Group Chat + Make Up for Regrets + Multi-Character Interaction】

Jiang Li, the plane administrator, is trying to save the continent of Teyvat which is about to collapse.

Pull all characters into the chat group to reveal spoilers and rewrite the ending.

At the very beginning, Wendy's identity as the Wind God was exposed in a video. [System: You are the Wind God Barbatos.]

Wendy: "You're talking nonsense, I'm not, I didn't, this is fake!"

【System: Please watch VCR】

[Start playing Wendy's legendary mission: "Chapter of the Song Fairy"! ]

…

Zhongli: "Based on common sense, this may just be an illusion."

[System: And you, you are the Rock King, planning to fake your death and retire!]

Zhongli: “!?”

…

[Ding, the travelers have successfully reached the destination, everyone is alive, and the level has been successfully cleared! ]

Naruto’s heroine, Hinata Hinata’s perfect transformation to become a capitalist ninja, and has completed the customs clearance~ No abuse, no male and female protagonists, only pleasure and pleasure~

Pirate heroine Nami became the perfect transformation of the queen of the sea, officially set sail~~

Why does the roar of dragons echo every night at the Fiore border?

A 12-year-old orphan transmigrates and awakens a [card system] while being chased by ghosts.

He drew the [Sky Dragon of Osiris] and unleashed a lightning bolt that shattered the Ghost Headquarters!

Celestial Spirit King was bewildered: "How did Yu-Gi-Oh! cards get mixed up in my Celestial Spirit World?"

The steady old man is trying to survive online, Natsu considers him his older brother and challenges him to a duel, and Makarov urges him to become the guild master.

Watch him use cards to wreak havoc on Fairy Tail, and incidentally burn out Celestial Spirit King's CPU!

[Notice Board: Daily updates at 6 PM, April 16th V, 10,000 updates dropped that day] On the possibility of the Uchiha clan dominating the world* Dazai travels back in time and becomes Uchiha Osamu. To gather the power of faith to save Chuuya, he decides to unify the four seas! What's the first thing he does after becoming the clan leader? Of course, he stops the clan from moving south! Dazai: What are you doing, you idiots? Why are you the lowest ninja in the world? We should look up! Uchiha clan: So what do you think? Dazai: Overthrow the Daimyo and establish our own kingdom! The Nine-Tails is his pet, the Senju is his defeated general, and all the seas are ours! Let the Uchiha clan be known around the world, and the world be united! [Key points] 1. The CP is Chuuya. 2. The timeline is in the Warring States Period. Zai is Madara’s uncle. 3. The golden finger is very big. If you ask, it means that his mother loves Zai. 4. The protagonist is Butei Zai. The if line is a copy. 5. Chapter 25 restores the memory. That chapter has a literary style. If you can’t accept the style, just skip it and read Chapter 26 directly. It has no big impact on the plot. ——————I would like to recommend my pre-collected article "I Dominated Yokohama After Building a House". Copywriter: Minamoto Masama accidentally traveled to another world to complete a reputation task-System: You can go home if you rank first in Yokohama’s reputation! Fight, boy! Minamoto Masama: I understand, it’s time to build a house! System: What’s the point of building a house? Fight with the literary masters for three hundred rounds! Minamoto Masama: As long as all the houses in Yokohama belong to me, I will be the most prestigious person in Yokohama! So, Genji Real Estate was born! It has the captain of the demolition team, Chuuya, the architectural designer Dazai, the legal consultant Ranpo, the gold medal salesman Tatsu... System: How do you feel about the literary masters helping you? Minamoto Masama

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

[Lighthearted, Semi-Invincible, Multiple Female Leads] For the sake of sales targets, the dump truck had to smash Link into countless parts and send them to various worlds. Having transmigrated to countless worlds, Link has no system, no powerful backer, and can only rely on the shared strength of his countless selves. Naruto World: Kaguya Otsutsuki pulls Link to her side, "Come, Black Zetsu, this is your stepfather." Hogwarts World: Wizards surround Link as the Third Dark Lord. Looking at the Elder Wand shoved into his hand, Link laments, "I never wanted to be Minister of Magic! You've ruined me!" One Piece World: In an interview with the news bird, Link humbly states, "I don't actually have Emperor-level combat power; the three I defeated were just civilian generals." Marvel World: Link: "How can I borrow power from dimensions...?"

"According to the order the teacher taught, it should be..." Lin Yi recalled the content of the class and began to make seals with his hands. "Substitution Technique!" A puff of smoke passed by... Lin Yi was stunned. What appeared in front of him was not the wooden stake that the teacher showed in class. "Is this... Star Platinum?" A time traveler who had never watched Naruto and had no system, after becoming a side branch of Uchiha, he was unaware of the various world-destroying crises. He wanted to rely on the big family and live a miserable life. But after he released the Substitution Technique for the first time, the wonderful Naruto adventure belonging to Uchiha Lin Yi began...

In the Marvel universe, having just clashed with Mephisto, he's fortunate to be able to virtualize countless worlds and gain the abilities of those he virtualizes. "My first virtual world is Uchiha Sasuke?" "Come on! Sasuke, feel the pain!" While virtualizing one world. "I need to play it safe." Many years later. Virtually nurturing countless worlds, possessing the power of all realms... "Thanos? He's no match for me! Let death come!"