Night Battles—system-organized battles carried out in the dead of the night when all are asleep, save for Night Battle participants.

“Congratulations, you have obtained the SSS-grade power.”

The system’s voice is music to the ears.

Yet for Fang Ran…

Slamming the magic book in his hand onto the ground, he bellows, “F*ck you and your Clow Cards! I am not a f*cking magical girl!”

Fang Ran, twenty years old, with no bad track record, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, and is a virgin. The amount of time he has been single is the same as his age. He had always believed that he has an ordinary fate.

However, he is about to find out that fate is in fact unpredictable when he gets randomly dragged into Night Battles.

“What happened to the promised immortality cultivation, ancient martial abilities, magic powers and witchcraft?!”

“I f*cking started with a cool infinity-genre opening, so why did I get the power of a magical girl!?”

Lin Tian is an animation video UP, but unfortunately he made many videos and the results were not very good.

There was no other way. In order not to go hungry, he decided to follow the trend first and make a few inventory videos to see the effect.

"Since I'm going to take stock, of course I'll start by choosing the one I'm most familiar with, "Naruto."

...

Lin Tian thought that he was only targeting the general public.

Unexpectedly, the second Hokage Senju Tobirama would become his first audience.

Next, there are the third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shura Uchiha Madara from the ninja world, and the big fat sheep Tsunade in the casino...