Psychologist Su Yu found himself becoming a "ghost" in the Naruto world.

An immortal, yet indestructible, Impure World Reincarnation that cannot fight, cannot be perceived, and even has no sense of taste.

His only obsession is to truly come back alive.

"Ding, strong emotional distortion detected, rescue mission initiated."

【Mission 1: Uchiha's Twilight】

Clue 1: Appease your best friend Uchiha Kagami and obtain the "Mangekyo of Trust".

Clue 2: Stop Danzo's "root of genocide" plan.

Clue 3: Give young Fugaku a psychology lesson called "Love and Peace."

Mission 2: The Three Ninjas' Crossroads

Challenge: Enlighten Orochimaru, who is obsessed with immortality, and make him understand the meaning of "living".

Challenge: Cure Tsunade's hemophobia caused by the death of her lover and brother.

Challenge: Tell the confused Jiraiya that there is more than one choice for the "Child of Prophecy".

In order to get the reward of real taste, Su Yu began his journey of redemption through "mouth persuasion".

He saved Kushina, but made Minato wary of him; he stopped Obito from turning evil, but made Rin develop feelings for him that went beyond friendship; he changed the tragedies of countless people, but found that Nagato's Reincarnation Technique might never be activated.

He healed the entire ninja world, but was getting further and further away from his goal of "resurrection".

When Black Zetsu regards him as his greatest enemy, and when the whole world is searching for the true identity of this "Eternal Sage".

Su Yu sat on the Hokage Rock, looking at the ramen exchange voucher in his hand with distress.

"I saved everyone, who will save me?"

He struck gold and woke up to find himself in a chaotic world of American comics, teeming with superheroes and lunatics. His starting location was even more auspicious—New York's infamous cesspool, Hell's Kitchen. His identity? An orphan, Joseph Sergeyevich von Lee, currently a low-level henchman for a third-rate gang called the Page Gang, doing menial tasks like running errands and keeping watch, with no future in sight.

Fortunately, I obtained the scholar template, and as long as the template progress is maxed out, I can unlock the next scholar.

Thus, this already chaotic world lost an insignificant gangster henchman, but gained a mad scholar with a volatile personality and bizarre behavior.

【Funny + Relaxed + Group Chat + Make Up for Regrets + Multi-Character Interaction】

Jiang Li, the plane administrator, is trying to save the continent of Teyvat which is about to collapse.

Pull all characters into the chat group to reveal spoilers and rewrite the ending.

At the very beginning, Wendy's identity as the Wind God was exposed in a video. [System: You are the Wind God Barbatos.]

Wendy: "You're talking nonsense, I'm not, I didn't, this is fake!"

【System: Please watch VCR】

[Start playing Wendy's legendary mission: "Chapter of the Song Fairy"! ]

…

Zhongli: "Based on common sense, this may just be an illusion."

[System: And you, you are the Rock King, planning to fake your death and retire!]

Zhongli: “!?”

…

[Ding, the travelers have successfully reached the destination, everyone is alive, and the level has been successfully cleared! ]

Cheng Jue, Xiao Yu's older brother and Old Man's apprentice, was sucked into Hell by the sealing gate when the Water Demon was being sealed. He escaped Hell through magic, but no one expected that Cheng Jue would arrive in the world of Cursed Return. He fell into the Zen Temple family's training and punishment room and saw a child fighting against various monsters...

(Warning: The abilities of the Monkey Talisman will be slightly rewritten; this is a gay story.)

CP: Zen Temple Shen'er (Gong) - Cheng Jue

Warning: Side pairing is Wu Xia Wu

Mary awoke from the seal and joined hands with Athena, the goddess of wisdom and war, to build the strongest sanctuary to welcome the arrival of the final holy war, but ...... Why is the world different when you wake up? One more company is called Stark Industries, and his boss is Tony ...

Note that this book references the Naruto manga, and the author will not maliciously portray Sakura or Hinata; everything is written according to Kishimoto's description.

The system's presence gradually weakens in the later stages, and it's not adept at using the system to advance the plot.

Note that slice-of-life scenes are interspersed within the main storyline of this book. If you only want to see the protagonist killing, you can skip this one.

Note that this book does not have a single female protagonist.

In an unexpected turn of events, Yusuke Hanyu finds himself transported to Konoha.

With average taijutsu, ninjutsu, and genjutsu skills, he realized after several years of hard work that he wasn't cut out for these things and chose to give up, but unexpectedly became bound to the Scroll King System.

With hard work, you can become stronger. Want to just lie back and relax? Sorry, how about some electric shocks from the new energy system?

Is a system that can't add points or give items from another world really necessary? Yusuke asked himself this question countless nights as he worked hard.

Many years later.

The Fourth Shinobi World War has begun. Madara Uchiha stands atop a mountain peak, arms crossed, head bowed to the Allied Shinobi Forces: "Do you wish to dance?"

Yusuke, who had just finished his taijutsu training, rushed to the battlefield: "By the way... I'm not late, am I? Sorry, I'm in a hurry. I have ninjutsu training at 3 PM this afternoon, so can this battle be kept under two hours?"

Yusuke Hanyu: "I just want to lie down!!!"

Good news: Awakening memories of past lives! Bad news: This is the Naruto world where the theory of bloodline is serious. Good news: Now is the interval between wars, there is still time for development. Bad news: I am still a little brat, alone and powerless. Good news: There is also an attribute panel that has been awakened, from now on, as long as I work hard, I can improve! ... Might Guy: Matsushita Taichi is the first person who recognized and worked hard with me. Sarutobi Hiruzen: Matsushita Taichi is the future pillar of Konoha. The Fourth Raikage: Matsushita Taichi, his use of Lightning Release is even better than mine. Nagato: Matsushita Taichi, with your help, peace in the ninja world is just around the corner. Uchiha Madara: Matsushita Taichi, I would like to call you the strongest bloodline ninja. Black Zetsu: Matsushita Taichi, you are the mastermind, right? Matsushita Taichi: I just want to keep getting stronger, why do you all misunderstand me!

Official minefield: partial to all - no female protagonist - there is a male protagonist - group pet - non-cool text - partial to daily life - the whole text except Laojuzi no one is the real villain

As everyone knows, all the sorcerers are crazy, and as one of the few "normal people" among them... ?

Bu Le Bai Yan: Why is someone called "Bai Yan" when they are clearly loved? Sorry, I don't know either~

My loved ones have been harmed by the cursed spirit, and I deeply understand the pain of losing loved ones for no apparent reason, so let me join you and make the world have fewer tragedies caused by curses.

——————

I should be considered a first-year transfer student in technical college, right?

Anyway, I am very glad to come to the technical high school and meet everyone. Sister Glass is really like an older sister, and Wu and Jie are also my good friends. Although there are sometimes some "small frictions" that always give Teacher Ye Mo a headache, they are all very reliable people!

(Whispering: However, I'm still a little worried that Mr. Yemo's hair might fall out because Wu and Jie are always making trouble and destroying school facilities.)

Ahem, and I also feel that as we’ve been together for a long time, everyone starts looking at me weirdly. Is it an illusion?

——————

Constraint is equivalent to fetters, and fetters actually mean constraints.

"The Lone Moon Shadow" - Nuris

Nuris: My God, please don't leave me again...

The Last One to Awaken: The Same Kind

Nuo: Perhaps... you have taught me what "love" is.

Fanatic admirer

Naoya: Momo-nii~ look at me more~

Confidant

Shen Er: Hey, little thing, you are still alive and well.

…

…and so on.

Carl Lance, who traveled to the United States during World War II, lived in this world for twenty years before realizing that he had actually transmigrated into the world of X-Men and become the most awkward race in American comics: mutants!

Fortunately, as a time traveler, he doesn't need to struggle with whether he is human or mutant.

After accidentally gaining the ability to traverse the multiverse, Carl completely lost all restraint, becoming the sole true god who transcends the multiverse and breaks dimensions, not only for Disney, but also for Universal, Fox, Warner Bros., Sony, Constantine, and many other multiverses!

Tags: Fanfiction/Dan/Jujutsu Kaisen/Isekai/Strong vs. Strong/White-on-Black/Sickly Beauty/Scandal Field/Pretentious/Charming/Yo-Yo

Xunluo, a new theoretical teacher at the Spellcasting Academy, is a weak and helpless woman.

Wearing a kimono and leaning on a cane, he coughs every three steps, and vomits blood when pushed by a student.

The students all felt that this teacher sent by the Yagami family was a beautiful woman made of glass who needed to be carefully protected.

until--

He accidentally smashed the top-tier cursed spirit with his white cane;

The King of Curses was slapped back to his original form with a casual slap;

The top-tier magical artifacts he took out were all given away in plastic bags.

Gojo Satoru & Natsumi Yuuki: "...Teacher, you call this zero in practical application?"

Xunlu covered her mouth and coughed lightly, smiling gently and harmlessly: "Ahem, teacher, I'm just good at explaining principles."

As he watched the "strongest" men vying for his attention, and the ever-growing number of "problem children" around him, he felt that this drama was becoming more and more interesting.

[Reading Guide]

A seemingly sickly beauty who is actually a fun-loving god (uke) vs. a group of crazy guys who are completely fooled by him (Gojo Satoru, Natsuyu Sukuna, Fushiguro Jinji).

One-sided love from everyone, a massive battleground, a lighthearted and silly style.

The main focus is on enjoyment and excitement, with logic as a secondary element; everything is for the sake of the vinegar-filled dumplings.

A master player pretending to be a newbie: a massive collective exposure and character breakdown.

The main characters are fun-loving gods and immortals, who can do whatever they want.

All emotions are illusions, all desires will be answered.