He traveled through time and space and became Namikaze Raimon, the elder brother of Minato Namikaze. He was resurrected by Orochimaru during the Chunin Exam. The man who made the ninja world's anus tighten has returned to the eyes of the world!

Ohnoki: This guy kicked my kidney!

Edo Tensei Tobirama: I withstood a blow from the Steel Gate Ripper! Don’t you think I’m awesome?

Namikaze Kaminarimon: It's normal to feel dizzy and it's normal to have a sore butt. Take a deep breath and relax!

Namikaze Raimon's ninjutsu is a bit unorthodox. He makes the wind and thunder attribute Rasengan into the shape of a drill, and specifically hits the anus. He also knows Flying Thunder God, which is impossible to block or escape.

The earth escape technique can cause kidney stones in your body, and even urine can kill you!

[Bengtie Fanfiction] [Contains many worlds, at least Genshin Impact, Juequ Zero, and Collapse III.] [New book by an old author, feel free to read] Ye Yun traveled through time and became a dying world tree. Fortunately, he obtained a system that allows him to invite people from other worlds to his world to help him fight monsters. Those who are invited will receive a task panel similar to that of an online game. Killing monsters can gain experience and obtain drops. At the same time, Ye Yun can also obtain divine power to restore himself, or exchange for magical functions in the system and props from all the heavens and worlds. Years later, Ye Yun vaguely remembered the two heroes he had summoned at the beginning. A little gray-haired boy and a silly Fu Fu.

"Kushina, after my death, please erase all traces of me from the outside world. Only my disappearance can save the family!"

"Tsunade, I'm going on a long journey. Don't worry, this is not a farewell forever. We will meet again one day!"

"Huuye, use me as nourishment for the sacred tree and eat me!"

…

He traveled through the world of Naruto and became an Uchiha. In order to survive the upcoming night of genocide, he used the life simulator to save his regrets and improve his own strength. However, he did not expect that one day he would be visited by the real masters.

"You're a big liar! You said you'd be back soon, but I've been looking for you for over 20 years!"

[Marvel][X-Men][Lord of the Secrets][Godzilla][Pacific Rim][Transformers]

Upon waking up, Li Meng transformed into a baby, appearing alone in the snow. However, this baby was very special: he wore a crystal monocle in his right eye! He had become a Little Celestial Lord!

In this Marvel world where the poor rely on mutations and the rich rely on technology, the protagonist Amon was adopted by Colossus' family. He has a lovely sister and a reliable brother, and has been living a comfortable life away from the world.

One day Professor X came to their farm and invited the three siblings to join the Mutant Academy.

With Amon's intervention, the fate of the mutant race changed. The title of the God of Mutants was no longer Apocalypse's, but Amon's!

ps: This article is more behind the scenes, and the most common one is Amon's clone

Matthew traveled to "Harry Potter", only to find that the world was facing the invasion of various foreign evil gods:

The "Dimensional Devil" that rules purgatory, the "Eyes of the Abyss" that dominate the spirit world, the "Paradox Devourer" that occupies the void...

There is also the "Blood Lord" who stole his chance to travel through time and whose strength has undergone a qualitative change...

There are suddenly many evil cults in the world. They are the root of the old beliefs and the anchor point for the invasion of foreign gods.

Fortunately, the system has awakened an incredible wisdom!

Yes, you read that right! The system has given itself a cheat code!

And as the host...Matthew can completely skip the comprehension steps and directly obtain the results of comprehension!

What does your understanding mean to my understanding? We just have different divisions of labor.

Many years later, when many evil gods were willing to burn the world to death in order to descend upon Hogwarts:

[You have come into contact with the origin of the laws of space. Due to your extraordinary understanding, you have gained the right to manage the crystal wall of the world.]

[You watched the world that was about to fall. Due to your extraordinary understanding, you mastered the endless world destruction chain.]

You can figure out the system, and leave Hogwarts to me!

Looking at the system prompt, Matthew announced domineeringly:

Evil God, get out of my Hogwarts!

…

Dumbledore: Wait, your what?

"I've never been happy being a ninja." Once the greatest cursed tool maker and now widely recognized as the greatest puppeteer, Scarlet Yellow Carp's words couldn't be more sincere. He simply enjoys studying various techniques, including ninjutsu, but that doesn't mean he harbors any undue inclination towards the profession of ninja. "Yes, that's right. Those puppets and forbidden techniques are simply my personal hobby, not directed against anyone." "In fact, while the overall structure of this 'Mecha God' follows the basic concept of puppetry, its energy system based on cursed energy reactions is more suited to my habits than puppets that require additional equipment bays to expand their application and attack range." What habits? Of course, it's the ability to overcome difficulties with numerical calculations without further discussion...

Naruto fan fiction, Sarutobi Hiruzen, passion, system, imagination, intrigue, construction.

ps: The rating is very low because it is just launched.

Traveling back in time to become the Third Hokage, only to find the Second Hokage dead in battle and surrounded by powerful enemies at the very beginning?

"Huruzen, for the sake of the village, we must have roots deep in darkness!"

"Well said!" Sarutobi Hiruzen slapped his thigh, "Danzo, the village is in the process of construction now, and funds are tight."

"Previous funding, equipment, and expenses..."

"Let the Shimura clan take care of it. This is all for the village!"

Danzo: ???

With countless BE scripts in hand, Sarutobi Hiruzen chose a completely new path.

After the Second World War, Danzo studied all night and came to the Hokage's office.

At the top of the scroll, written in an extremely passionate style, were a few large characters:

Draft of the First Five-Year Modernization Plan for Konohagakure Village

"puff--"

Sarutobi Hiruzen spat out the tea he had just taken.

Five...Five-Year Plan?

He looked at Danzo in front of him, then looked at the planning map on the ground that was full of "violent aesthetics" and "iron-blooded style", and was completely dumbfounded.

This style of painting is wrong!

How come you, a conspirator who is involved in assassinations, espionage, and always thinking about how to seize power, suddenly switched to urban planning?

"Huruzen, my path is finished! It's growing faster than Sakumo's pigs!"

"Huruzen, I've drawn three blueprints for the reservoir. Which one do you think is best?"

Looking at the infrastructure fanatic in front of him holding the construction drawings and who was more passionate than anyone else, Sarutobi Hiruzen fell into deep thought: Did I... bend him too much?

[Funny guy + relaxed style + no swords in the whole text]

Fu Le accidentally traveled to the world of Genshin Impact and became the destiny walker of the Joyful Star God Aha. In order to become a qualified entertainer, Fu Le's behavior gradually became abstract.

At the beginning,

"Fu Le, as a great music lover, Aha thinks you are even more immature than a newly born eagle!"

......

later,

"Well done, boy! That's it! Ah Ha was right about you!"

......

at last,

"Ah? Is that even possible? You shocked Aha!!"

"Lynn Crete, my son, today I must reveal my identity to you." "I am Zeus, the King of the Gods!" "You have awakened. I must warn you. Beware of Hera, Poseidon, Ares, Apollo, Athena..." Listening to his cheap father rattle off a string of names, Lynn Crete calmly opened his inner world and unleashed his mutant followers. "Saints! Attack!" Family feuds, super criminals, world-destroying crises, Thanos, Apocalypse, Dormammu... I simply ask: can you offer me your faith? Can you withstand my followers? Can you withstand my Saints? Mutant God, Son of Zeus, Superhero of Superheroes... Lynn has many titles. Of course, right now, Lynn must first establish his own...

(I'd like to state in advance that I've been a sun god, and this isn't just random talk!)

Leon never expected that when he woke up, he would become Odin's second son and the sun god of Asgard, although this title was made up by his father.

When Thor smashed through the training ground with his hammer, and when Loki conjured up a clone to try to trick him into getting up, Lion just wanted to lie on the terrace of Asgard and practice his sun priesthood to the fullest.

【Photosynthesis, lazy days.】

Until the Frost Giant provoked him and ruined his nap.

Leon sighed, raised his hand, and golden light spread across the nine realms, turning the glacier into a hot spring and boiling the enemy chief into an egg.

"I just want to take a nap, why is it so difficult?"

But when one of his two wronged brothers was demoted to the middle court and the other was secretly causing trouble, Leon finally stood up as if accepting his fate.

"I really can't do anything with you!"

"Okay, time to go to Earth to bask in the sun and visit my silly brother who's been stripped of his divine power."

Thor: My brother is invincible!

Loki: Could you please not hit me in the face next time?

But Leon soon discovered that this universe seemed more lively than he had imagined?