Tags: Fanfiction/Dan/Jujutsu Kaisen/Isekai/Strong vs. Strong/White-on-Black/Sickly Beauty/Scandal Field/Pretentious/Charming/Yo-Yo

Xunluo, a new theoretical teacher at the Spellcasting Academy, is a weak and helpless woman.

Wearing a kimono and leaning on a cane, he coughs every three steps, and vomits blood when pushed by a student.

The students all felt that this teacher sent by the Yagami family was a beautiful woman made of glass who needed to be carefully protected.

until--

He accidentally smashed the top-tier cursed spirit with his white cane;

The King of Curses was slapped back to his original form with a casual slap;

The top-tier magical artifacts he took out were all given away in plastic bags.

Gojo Satoru & Natsumi Yuuki: "...Teacher, you call this zero in practical application?"

Xunlu covered her mouth and coughed lightly, smiling gently and harmlessly: "Ahem, teacher, I'm just good at explaining principles."

As he watched the "strongest" men vying for his attention, and the ever-growing number of "problem children" around him, he felt that this drama was becoming more and more interesting.

[Reading Guide]

A seemingly sickly beauty who is actually a fun-loving god (uke) vs. a group of crazy guys who are completely fooled by him (Gojo Satoru, Natsuyu Sukuna, Fushiguro Jinji).

One-sided love from everyone, a massive battleground, a lighthearted and silly style.

The main focus is on enjoyment and excitement, with logic as a secondary element; everything is for the sake of the vinegar-filled dumplings.

A master player pretending to be a newbie: a massive collective exposure and character breakdown.

The main characters are fun-loving gods and immortals, who can do whatever they want.

All emotions are illusions, all desires will be answered.

Cheng Jue, Xiao Yu's older brother and Old Man's apprentice, was sucked into Hell by the sealing gate when the Water Demon was being sealed. He escaped Hell through magic, but no one expected that Cheng Jue would arrive in the world of Cursed Return. He fell into the Zen Temple family's training and punishment room and saw a child fighting against various monsters...

(Warning: The abilities of the Monkey Talisman will be slightly rewritten; this is a gay story.)

CP: Zen Temple Shen'er (Gong) - Cheng Jue

Warning: Side pairing is Wu Xia Wu

Mary awoke from the seal and joined hands with Athena, the goddess of wisdom and war, to build the strongest sanctuary to welcome the arrival of the final holy war, but ...... Why is the world different when you wake up? One more company is called Stark Industries, and his boss is Tony ...

Note that this book references the Naruto manga, and the author will not maliciously portray Sakura or Hinata; everything is written according to Kishimoto's description.

The system's presence gradually weakens in the later stages, and it's not adept at using the system to advance the plot.

Note that slice-of-life scenes are interspersed within the main storyline of this book. If you only want to see the protagonist killing, you can skip this one.

Note that this book does not have a single female protagonist.

In an unexpected turn of events, Yusuke Hanyu finds himself transported to Konoha.

With average taijutsu, ninjutsu, and genjutsu skills, he realized after several years of hard work that he wasn't cut out for these things and chose to give up, but unexpectedly became bound to the Scroll King System.

With hard work, you can become stronger. Want to just lie back and relax? Sorry, how about some electric shocks from the new energy system?

Is a system that can't add points or give items from another world really necessary? Yusuke asked himself this question countless nights as he worked hard.

Many years later.

The Fourth Shinobi World War has begun. Madara Uchiha stands atop a mountain peak, arms crossed, head bowed to the Allied Shinobi Forces: "Do you wish to dance?"

Yusuke, who had just finished his taijutsu training, rushed to the battlefield: "By the way... I'm not late, am I? Sorry, I'm in a hurry. I have ninjutsu training at 3 PM this afternoon, so can this battle be kept under two hours?"

Yusuke Hanyu: "I just want to lie down!!!"

Good news: Awakening memories of past lives! Bad news: This is the Naruto world where the theory of bloodline is serious. Good news: Now is the interval between wars, there is still time for development. Bad news: I am still a little brat, alone and powerless. Good news: There is also an attribute panel that has been awakened, from now on, as long as I work hard, I can improve! ... Might Guy: Matsushita Taichi is the first person who recognized and worked hard with me. Sarutobi Hiruzen: Matsushita Taichi is the future pillar of Konoha. The Fourth Raikage: Matsushita Taichi, his use of Lightning Release is even better than mine. Nagato: Matsushita Taichi, with your help, peace in the ninja world is just around the corner. Uchiha Madara: Matsushita Taichi, I would like to call you the strongest bloodline ninja. Black Zetsu: Matsushita Taichi, you are the mastermind, right? Matsushita Taichi: I just want to keep getting stronger, why do you all misunderstand me!

Official minefield: partial to all - no female protagonist - there is a male protagonist - group pet - non-cool text - partial to daily life - the whole text except Laojuzi no one is the real villain

As everyone knows, all the sorcerers are crazy, and as one of the few "normal people" among them... ?

Bu Le Bai Yan: Why is someone called "Bai Yan" when they are clearly loved? Sorry, I don't know either~

My loved ones have been harmed by the cursed spirit, and I deeply understand the pain of losing loved ones for no apparent reason, so let me join you and make the world have fewer tragedies caused by curses.

——————

I should be considered a first-year transfer student in technical college, right?

Anyway, I am very glad to come to the technical high school and meet everyone. Sister Glass is really like an older sister, and Wu and Jie are also my good friends. Although there are sometimes some "small frictions" that always give Teacher Ye Mo a headache, they are all very reliable people!

(Whispering: However, I'm still a little worried that Mr. Yemo's hair might fall out because Wu and Jie are always making trouble and destroying school facilities.)

Ahem, and I also feel that as we’ve been together for a long time, everyone starts looking at me weirdly. Is it an illusion?

——————

Constraint is equivalent to fetters, and fetters actually mean constraints.

"The Lone Moon Shadow" - Nuris

Nuris: My God, please don't leave me again...

The Last One to Awaken: The Same Kind

Nuo: Perhaps... you have taught me what "love" is.

Fanatic admirer

Naoya: Momo-nii~ look at me more~

Confidant

Shen Er: Hey, little thing, you are still alive and well.

…

…and so on.

Carl Lance, who traveled to the United States during World War II, lived in this world for twenty years before realizing that he had actually transmigrated into the world of X-Men and become the most awkward race in American comics: mutants!

Fortunately, as a time traveler, he doesn't need to struggle with whether he is human or mutant.

After accidentally gaining the ability to traverse the multiverse, Carl completely lost all restraint, becoming the sole true god who transcends the multiverse and breaks dimensions, not only for Disney, but also for Universal, Fox, Warner Bros., Sony, Constantine, and many other multiverses!

Relaxation + delicious food + healing, the taste of magic.

Ye Tao, a recent graduate of New Oriental Chef Academy, shared delicious food with his friends in this magical world, exchanging stories and experiences. The Hogwarts farm became the focus of their conversation.

[Type-Moon] [Simulation] [Scores will increase after the game just opened]

Crossing through Fuyuki, looking at the blood-red pattern on the back of his hand, Novell decides to speedrun the Holy Grail War alone in order to avoid becoming a victim of everyday gas explosions.

—————

"Ahem, Tohsaka-san, what do you mean I'm some old monster who's lived for who knows how many years? I just recently learned a few little tricks so I can survive in the Holy Grail War."

Novell looked at Rin Tohsaka across from him, whose eyes were filled with deep suspicion.

"Huh? You're asking me why I'm so skilled at rune magic?"

"Of course, it's all about practice, cough, practice makes perfect."

My next novel is a BL (Boys' Love) story titled "After Being Backstabbed by My Teammate, You Became a Complete Fool," a second-person crossover anime. Check out my author page! [Daily updates at 9 PM, I'll take breaks in case of special circumstances.] Also recommending my friend's works: "How to Quit My Job with Gin" by Liu Chu and "My Daily Romantic Relationship with Xia You" by Mo Li Ye. [Synopsis] I inherited a pet shop, and with it, my little hamster. My hamster is named Gin, always in a black trench coat and hat, looking over with a melon seed in his mouth, even his beady eyes seem so unfathomable. With my little hamster, I've made the pet shop a resounding success. Amuro Tooru, the part-time worker at the Poirot Cafe next door, asks me: "What's your secret to success?" I hold Gin in my hands, high above my head, and declare with deep affection: "Because my Gin is a business genius!" Even the fiercest customers, once they're met with a single glance from Gin's beady eyes, will obediently take out their money and donate it to the animals in the shop. I was deeply moved; true kindness still exists in the world. But can anyone tell me why there are so many strange little animals in the pet store? A black squirrel has captivated all the stray cats on the street. A noisy parrot is annoying everyone. A playful Shiba Inu has even made its own movie debut. Life was simple and beautiful. Until one day, I was captured by bad guys. I thought I was doomed, but the bad guys were blown to the head by a toothpick box from 800 miles away. Gin, the hero, kept his deeds hidden. My Gin is invincible, good at making money and sniping! I hugged my Gin, praising him with emotion, "My Gin is truly the best sniper mouse in the world!" Achi, who was loading his weapon, spat fiercely. ———— Stop arguing, you are all my wings! Viewing Guide (Some Warnings): I have never owned a pet store; everything about opening a store is my imagination. OOC exists.