“Alright, as you can see, I’ve become a crow—a crow who specifically feeds off others’ misfortune.” — Ozz
"No, bro, am I being cunning? My Flying Thunder God Slash has a pre-swing, so it requires some skill. Hard Vortex Water Blade has low damage...
By the way, my Four Red Yang Formation with the Multiplication Detonating Talisman has high prerequisites and is not practical."
"What? Sharingan? You can see everything? Can you react to Flying Thunder God? Bro!!"
"You said your Rinnegan absorbs all ninjutsu? Who told you I was using ninjutsu?"
The white-haired, spiky-haired man with red eyes stood on the Hokage Rock, overlooking everything in Konoha.
"Third-generation master, you, the Fourth-generation master, the Second-generation master, and the First-generation master have all taken the wrong path. How much money can you earn fighting as a ninja?"
Not black Sarutobi + no system micro-cheat + Naruto stalk + black belly
[Inventory] [The low score is due to the small number of words. Quality is guaranteed!] [Funny and lighthearted] [Moderate conspiracy theory] [Objective evaluation of the characters!]
The 64th year of Konoha.
The Chunin Exams are in full swing.
Suddenly,
A curtain of light appeared in the sky, and the Ninja World Live Broadcast Inventory System was activated!
[Uchiha Shisui: "Itachi, I'm entrusting the future of Uchiha to you. How are you protecting it?"]
[Uchiha Itachi: “…”]
[Uchiha Obito: "This ninja world does not deserve sympathy..."]
[Hatake Kakashi: "Obito, I never thought that you were still alive..."]
[Nohara Lin: "Obito, come back soon..."]
When the inventory comes to Boruto...
[Uzumaki Boruto: "Even so, I am still a ninja!"]
[Uzumaki Naruto (young man): "Son, good job!!!"]
[Uchiha Sasuke (young): "That's right, Boruto. Your father also walked step by step this way..."]
[Senju Hashirama: "That kid named Kawaki is too arrogant!!"]
[Uchiha Madara: "Humph, who said the era of ninjas is over? Kid, do you want to dance too?"]
“Players, please listen to the question, who is Iron Man? A: Tony Stark B: James Roddy C: Ivan Vanke D: Virginia Potts”
Tony Stark: Look at me! Look at me! I am Iron Man!
Bruce Wayne: How could such a playboy be a superhero? Eliminate him first!
Bai Mo, one of the twins of the Bai family of Ailimisie, was born together with Bai E.
No! What's the point of this? Or is it my...
Wait. Hey, this pink-haired priest's little feet...
No, hey, what the hell are you doing? Is this still Earth?
…
Miss Xilian, although you often break Bai E's and my snacks and toys in half and share them with us, can this thing really be torn? Bai Mo, like his name, looked at the half of the "Savior" card that had just been torn off in his hand.
This script is wrong!
…
Xilian: I have the ability to take others back to the past to watch historical fragments
Bai Mo: I have a golden finger that can gain other people's abilities by witnessing their death.
Author: I have an idea
Bai E: Six hundred and sixty-six, you’re cheating without me?
…
Iron Tomb? The "destruction" equation? If I calculate it again and the result is different, won't you be furious?
…
Bai'e, my foolish savior brother. You fight Foehn, I'll fight Star Howl. Let's each try to give Nanook a big slap. Whoever slaps him first will be the older brother!
…
at last
My name is Kamaslana.
I come from Omphalos, who has reincarnated thirty million times.
I am seeking answers to the first cause of life.
I carried heavy responsibilities, but I also learned to let go;
I accept the loss, but still choose to set off;
I acknowledge the price, and pay the price;
I love myself and define my own salvation!
Now, I have defined my path.
Star God, tell me - what is salvation?!
Group pet + no CP + all members kicked bento + family and friendship + warm daily life + cub protagonist + GGAD + OOC apology
Originally titled "HP: I Died Early and Passed Through the World"
Faye was sickly since childhood and had to stay in the hospital ward all year round. She died when she was less than ten years old. After her death, she was bound to a system and traveled to the magical world.
Little Faye remembered the system novel that the nurse sister had read. The system always assigned various tasks, and there were penalties if they were not completed. She couldn't help but feel a little worried.
The system said: "We are a regular system, not some wild system with a punishment mechanism!"
... ...
Later, Xiao Fei's relationship with the system was indeed as the system said, free and unrestrained. He would often appear from one corner and then disappear to another.
One day, while wandering the castle, Faye saw a fluttering black robe. Having heard so many fairy tales from her family, Faye thought to herself, "Oh! That must be the most perfect wizard!" So she followed...
From then on, the black-haired, black-eyed professor who was the most feared by the students at Hogwarts had a "little tail" with a completely different style beside him...
"Little Tail" would give him his favorite Christmas presents, would accompany him quietly while he brewed potions, would tell him to love himself, and would even use his little hands to "slap" his head when he unconsciously belittled himself...
... ...
(The introduction is weak, please move to the main text)
Small group in the early stage, and rampage after Tianlang Island
This is another Fairy Tail adventure. From the very beginning, it is a story about a wizard who has the dragon-slaying magic of the earth, the wood escape technique that represents the ultimate life, and the power of the desert that represents the ultimate death all gathered in one.
He will gradually gain strength and the recognition and love of those around him, and eventually achieve the feat of challenging the god Ankselram as a mortal.
This is the story of the legendary wizard in my heart.
ps: This is my first time writing a book, please bear with me. There are indeed some problems in the beginning, but the rest is really okay. If there are any mistakes, just point them out and I will correct them.
After waking up and traveling to the RE world, Lin En, who thought he would be beaten like 486, found out that he actually had a golden finger - the inheritance system.
Every time you travel through a world, you can inherit the ability of a strong man, and you can also use achievement points to continuously strengthen it.
Parker, you said that magic is difficult to learn? 125W magic power will scare you to death.
How dare the white whale fly over my head? On the fire spirit, burn it to death!
You want to compete with me in swordsmanship? The secret technique of Yan Fan will smear you in the face.
The god killer is called the devil? That's because I killed too few gods, otherwise you dare to call me the devil?
I am a man who has obtained various inheritances and continuously strengthened, leaving various legends in different worlds - Lin En.
(Re:Zero Temporary Departure, Dungeon Encounter Volume Completed, Type-Moon Has Been Opened!)
In the 63rd year of Konoha, just a few days after the new generation of ninjas graduated, a huge black curtain like a movie screen suddenly appeared in the ninja world.
Just as countries were in a turmoil and on alert, the dark curtain came to light.
Starting from "Naruto's Death".
There is a saying in Marvel that the poor rely on mutations, the rich rely on technology. But Levis only relies on writing a diary.
But who of the serious people writes a diary?
You can become stronger by writing!
Really? Come on!
Levis did it directly without any hesitation.
It's just a diary, write whatever you want. Think about the diary that Principal Kaishen wrote back then, it was brilliant! Not to mention, writing can make him stronger!
Who can resist such temptation?
However, Levis didn't know that just as he finished writing, a guy nicknamed "Tony Big Shit" became the first lucky reader of the diary...
Tony: Jarvis, please translate for me what a big piece of shit means!
Lu Dan: I have worked in SHIELD for so many years and spent so much money, and suddenly someone tells me that this is SHIELD. Coulson, if it were you, would you believe it?
Thor: Who would believe that I could crush Meowthroat with one hand? My family, even my brother Loki wouldn't dare to make up such a story!
Captain America: Recently, people keep saying that I can use Thor's hammer! Rumors! Pure rumors. Even the Hulk can't use it, so how can I use it? Impossible, absolutely impossible! I hope everyone will not make rumors, believe in rumors, or spread them.
Black Widow: Anyone want to drink my bath water? Go ahead, I just swam across that ocean.
Thanos: Titan, I am Titan, Thanos Titan, not the Purple Potato Spirit! Nor is he called Thanos Dad! (Deadpool: Let me swear on the name of death that he is not the Purple Potato Spirit, nor is he called Thanos Dad!)
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Levis: Hey, why are you all looking at me? You know me, I'm a serious person! I never write a diary.