The ratings are normal; everyone who's seen them says they're great! After signing the contract, I was pulled into a bizarre world.

On the white-haired girl's panel in front of him, it was clearly written: [Model: Dongfeng-5C, Rating: UR (Mythical)]

My hands were shaking, my heart was pounding, and my mind was filled with the unfair terms that I had just personally revised.

She tilted her head to look at me, her pure blue eyes full of curiosity: "Chu Xuan, your heart rate is over 180, are you excited about signing me?"

Excited? I'm fucking afraid of dying!

I almost enslaved a walking nuclear bomb just now! With that black market contract worth two thousand dollars!

The shady dealer who sold me the contract even said, "Don't worry! It's an N-level agreement; you can bind anyone below SR level!"

I'll tie you up, you son of a bitch! This is like using a dog leash to tie up a Star Destroyer!

Now, this "Dongfeng Goddess," capable of wiping out a country with a single shot, is looking at me with her adorable eyes, seemingly waiting for me to feed her.

And in my pocket, I only had 1,310 yuan left...

[No censorship, no green (illegible characters), QCQS (qualified), quality guaranteed, quantity plentiful and satisfying] Su Chen transmigrated to the Teyvat continent and unexpectedly obtained the Staff Warrior template, awakening the Staff Warrior ability. Mission 1: Successfully make Barbara a True Lord of Physical Curse Removal, Role Playing +5, Favorability +10! Mission 2: Let the lady choose between the Fire Stick or the Law Stick, Role Playing +5, Favorability +20! Mission 3: Successfully make the Heart Sea produce caviar, Role Playing +10, Favorability +50! Su Chen: ? ? !!! !!! !!! Seeing the increasingly outrageous and absurd missions given by the system, Su Chen initially thought he would become the number one pervert in Teyvat, hunted down by a group of women. As a result… Funina: “I am the supreme water goddess, and you actually… never mind, let’s continue.” Lady: “You bastard, how dare you treat someone as noble as me like this…” Shen He: “My husband is really something!” Ayaka Kamisato: “Huh? You want me to wear a JK uniform for you?” Yae no Miko: “Same as always, just lie down!”

Gu Luo unexpectedly transmigrated into the world of One Piece and became Luffy's twin sister, Monkey D. Luo.

He was completely dumbfounded at the moment of birth. How could he, a handsome and dashing man, turn into a little girl?

Years later, the world has undergone earth-shattering changes. Ryo becomes the Fleet Admiral of the Marines, Luffy becomes the Pirate King, and Dragon is the leader of the Revolutionary Army.

Blackbeard: "The whole world is taken over by that family, what are we supposed to do?"

Kaido, with tears in his eyes, said: "We're all just tools to help them ascend the throne!"

Buggy the Clown: "I would call Rosa a god, and as for Luffy, get out of here, he's not worthy to be Rosa's brother!"

This era will be rewritten by the Monkey D family!

One day, Luffy said to Ace, "Let's stick to our own way. I'll call you 'brother,' and you'll call me 'brother.'"

Reincarnated as Pineapple Snow, during her final battle with Ninja Turtle Grandfather, she accidentally struck the Seven-Colored Lotus and was transported to the Douluo Continent!

"I, Pineapple Snowstorm, don't blow snow, I blow blood... the blood from my sword!"

"Dignity? How much does it cost per pound!"

"One must have self-awareness; that's my principle."

"If there is a 50% profit, Pineapple Snow will take risks; if there is a 100% profit, he will dare to trample on all human laws; if there is a 300% profit, he will dare to challenge any enemy, even at the risk of being hanged."

Ning Rongrong: "Pineapple Snow, don't go! I have money... I have lots and lots of money!"

Dugu Yan: "Pineapple Snow, I'd sacrifice everything for you!"

Ye Lingling: "Don't say anything... just love me!"

All the Shrek girls were captivated, exclaiming, "Why is Pineapple Snow so handsome?"

...

Tang San: "This man insulted my Xiao Wu; he has already committed suicide!"

Dai Mubai: "No... my Zhu Qing!"

Years later, everyone vowed to kill Pineapple Snow.

Pineapple Snowstorm picked up the Crimson Sky Sword, shouting, "Fruit Warriors, return to your places!!"

Watch as Pineapple Warrior Slays Gods!

Mom and Dad aren't home. I'm all alone. Lonely and passionate. Suddenly, I get a crossover anime chat group where I can chat with anime girls. But why did it turn out like this? Homura Akemi: No! Absolutely not! I will never fight you again in this life! Skill activated! [Rebellion of the Little Toe] Everyone present will twist their little toe, so painful that they can't move. Madoka Kaname: Ability activated! [I am your father!] The target must call the caster "father" and automatically hand over their money! Kazuma: I've had enough. I can't move for three minutes, two minutes and fifty-nine seconds of the battle! Take this! [Shared Underpants Curse!] Everyone present will instantly feel their underwear tighten, causing them to lose their ability to move. Ken Kaneki: YA☆DA☆ZE! Ability activated! [Encirclement of Allies!] Launches an ally to cause a powerful attack! Leng Chang: ? RNM! All of you stop! Ah! Why am I glowing?! Damn it!

The three major civilizations swept across the explored universe and established their dominance in the interstellar space. The cruel and bloody exploration history became a chapter of the past, and the interstellar society ushered in a Star Sea era of peaceful development.

It all started in the first year of the Xinghai calendar.

A strange soul, a familiar story, an unknown journey.

Communication group Q: 1043893600

On a bright and sunny day, young Fei Yu was hit by a car and shattered into pieces, becoming a glorious transmigrator—a 99th-tier transmigrator at that. His cheat ability was a legendary chat group. However, Fei Yu was horrified to discover that all the characters he transmigrated into were strange; they were all female supporting characters from certain works. Thus, filled with grief and indignation, Fei Yu began his life in another world. (No main heroine/Multiple heroines (not Japanese))

I am Uchiha Madara. Every morning I wake up naturally, then drink a glass of fresh hot milk and eat a hot boiled egg.

I also go to bed early every night and never leave stress and fatigue to the next day.

Now, I'm ready to dance.

[Not invincible at the start + requires a little patience]

The Third Hokage is tricking me?

It’s okay, I must become Hokage!

Are you all abusing me?

It’s okay, I must get everyone’s recognition!

It’s been more than ten years, and they didn’t meet until my dad’s disciples were assigned to work under him?

It’s okay, I will protect Mr. Kaka!

Oh my god, it’s been more than ten years, and this is the first time my dad’s master has come to see me?

It’s okay, I will inherit the dream of the lustful immortal!

Huh? So you're the one who killed my father, mother, and my brother-in-law, and tortured me for over a decade?

It's okay, I forgive you! Because Obito is the most handsome! Don't laugh at Obito!!!

???

No no no...

Wrong, all wrong!

Our Lady of Sunshine is a good boy, we must learn from him!

But I can't do it.

From the moment I crossed over, the sun disappeared...

Black Ming is online...

No system, no cheat codes, no cheat codes, not even Honkai energy resistance. But, as long as you beat the beginner boss, none of that matters! "So... whose beginner boss is a Herrscher?! This difficulty is clearly outrageous!" After a fierce battle... "Damn, I finally beat it!" Before you can even catch your breath, the next person walking towards you is the Archbishop of Schicksal: Otto Apocalypse. "Is this ever going to end?!" After a series of all-out, extreme maneuvers... "Thankfully, a narrow victory..." Just as you wipe away your cold sweat, the Quantum Sea surges, and your next enemy appears: he will be the human chimera—the savior hero, Kevin. "???" This isn't the end. Immediately afterwards, you discover—the Cocoon of the End, the God of Venus... and a host of other powerful enemies arrive one after another. Looking at them, you finally fall silent. "You want me to fight them all?" Lin Wei pondered for a long time, then angrily slammed the table—"Damn it, I'm not playing anymore!"