During freshman military training, Ye Zhi Qiu was enjoying the air conditioning and eating watermelon in his dorm, admiring the military posture of his juniors. However, the campus beauty suddenly asked me to take her around the campus.

Campus beauty: I just randomly asked a senior to show me around campus.

Ye Zhi Qiu: Junior, I have a girlfriend.

School beauty: Yes, that person is me.

Batman: You mean you only kept one trump card and secret from your close friends and family, and you didn't even have an insurance plan for them? Emperor: You mean that when the Xenomorphs launched an invasion against you, given your ability, you didn't commit genocide? Sasuke: You mean you've lost countless compatriots, yet you didn't even have a thought for escalating the revenge? Everyone: Then you're definitely a dove spy! "?" The only hawk in the Land of Light, now subjected to slander and questioning, slowly typed a question mark in the chat group.

Hachiman Hikigaya, who was expelled from Advanced Training School in the second year after a unanimous exam, was taken in by a rich girl after leaving school and trained to pass the college entrance exam. He then happily received a large truck... Hachiman Hikigaya, who isn't exactly a rich kid: "Ouch, that hurts so much, Ryuen!" Ryuen: "Hikigaya is my good brother, you have to pay more." Ichinose: "What's mine is mine, no one can take it away." Ayanokoji: "How did I end up in Class C?" —————— Currently, he has: Ichinose, Shiina Hiyori. Number of students temporarily expelled by Hachiman: Nine.

Waking up, he found himself transmigrated into the body of Hachiman, the self-destruction master. Looking at his lifeless eyes in the mirror, he secretly made a vow. He would make all those who had mocked him involuntarily say, "Look, that person seems like a social butterfly." Until one day... "Tell me, which one do you choose?!" Looking at the girls surrounding him, each holding various weapons, a bead of cold sweat trickled down Hachiman's forehead.

(Harem! Harem! Harem! I've repeated it three times, please just take a look.) Question: What's the specialty of Izu? Answer: Flammable oolong tea! To overcome his fear of the sea, Hachiman Hikigaya came to the coastal city of Izu to attend university. He thought that with his solitary personality, he would only spend four years peacefully, but unexpectedly, he encountered many strange people. Kitahara Iori pointed at the pink-haired guitar girl and the decadent JD next to him, incredulous: "You actually have so many female friends?" After learning about his experience, Imamura Kohei covered his head and shouted: "And you also have a high school harem club that used to belong to you, and a super cute little sister even calls you Onii-chan?" "Scumbag! God punish you!!!" x2 Today is still very peaceful. [Grand Blue + Lonely Rock + Dark JK, maybe a bit of a transformation, anyway, I'll sew and sew, I'll write whatever comes to mind (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)]

[One Body, Two Souls] + [Hilarious Daily Life] + [Hilarious Romantic Relationship] [A Different Kind of Godhood, Everyone's Character Collapses, Dare to Try?]

[This story focuses primarily on slice-of-life scenes, with a secondary plot! Enter at your own risk!]

While watching the Super God anime, Ye Tian criticized the scriptwriter for the plot where Keisha was written out of the story. He was then kicked into the Super God world by an unknown big shot and ended up sharing a body with Keisha.

So the little angels discovered that their queen seemed to have a split personality!

[Official Keisha:] Ye Tian, ​​you actually used my body to dance to Gokuraku Jodo?

[Ye Tian version of Keisha:] This is nothing, watch me give you a driving test!

[Angel Yan:] The Queen actually possesses such exquisite artistic talent!

[Ye Tian's version of Keisha:] The Queen is omnipotent!

[He Xi:] Tomboy, how dare you lead the way in violating justice and order?

[Ye Tian version of Keisha:] Every order needs to keep up with the times. It's not worth fighting to the death for others every day!

【Angel Cold:】When it comes to being a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur), the Queen is definitely superior!

[Ye Tian version of Keisha:] Look at this, learn from it, cold, Queen, I have high hopes for you!

[To all our little angels:] The Queen is so down-to-earth! We love her so much…

[Karl:] The schizophrenic Keisha is too dangerous. Just because she secretly sent Liang Bing some resources, she was immediately subjected to a Heavenly Blade Judgment.

[Morgana:] You bitch!!!

[Official Keisha:] My foolish sister, you have truly broken my heart.

[Ye Tian version of Keisha:] Watch me cut her into eight pieces, put them in a bottle, and take her back to vent your anger!

[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.

Walnut + Transformation + School + Lighthearted + Ensemble Cast + Slice of Life + Unpredictable + No Marriage Without a Hundred Pieces

Driven by a strong will to survive, Hu Tang activated the "Wang Sheng Tang Special Offer Trial Card" and exclaimed: "Want this blessing?!"

You start with a Walnut trial card and a bonus VIP membership for having the ability to see ghosts—instantly unlocking Hell difficulty mode: ghosts from all over the world are online and terrifying, but only Walnut can see them!

System Goal: Try not to die (SSS level); Method: Earn money to upgrade, promote business.

Thus, Hu Tao, who possessed the SSS-level spiritual weapon [Homa Staff], embarked on a diligent yet utterly deceptive sales journey.

She promoted meal packages while the God of War was recovering from his injuries, she handed out flyers when her classmates were awakening, and she negotiated collaborations when supernatural beings caused trouble.

Academy Instructor: "Hu Tao! This is the Spirit Martial Awakening event, not your business development meeting!"

Mo Yuan, the God of War: "Can this medicine be returned?"

The spirits cried out, "Don't come any closer!"

In order to expand its business, Walnut had to abandon the main business of Wangshengtang and start new projects, such as Wangshengtang-themed barbecue, Wangshengtang-themed teaching and instruction, and Wangshengtang-themed haunted house...

Until one day, when Hu Tao stood at the pinnacle of this world, he discovered that Wang Sheng Tang's business empire had spread all over the world.

Lin Jin, who transmigrated into the world of Detective Conan, discovered something amiss with his dreams. In one dream, he unleashed a barrage of attacks on Ran, but the next day, she lost her match due to a muscle strain. He dreamt that Eri Kisaki was investigating a case of female assault, and he offered to help, cooperating in reenacting the case, which gave Eri a breakthrough the next day. He dreamt that he trained with Sun Wukong, and the next day he had eight-pack abs. "It's a pity dreams are random, otherwise…" Lin Jin felt quite regretful. If he could, this thing would be far more useful than time stop.

Chu Yuanqing swore that as a former savior, he never imagined he would one day transform into a magical girl and participate in an idol audition program because he wanted to leave his daughter an inheritance before he died. But it didn't matter; no matter how embarrassing it was, as long as he wasn't discovered, it could be pretended never happened! But who could tell him why his obedient and sensible daughter was also participating in the audition? Looking at his daughter who called him "sister" every day and bluntly said, "I'm your fan," the middle-aged office worker felt utterly devastated. Damn it, he really didn't want to compete with his daughter for a debut spot! And clearly, [human nature]...