The ratings are normal; everyone who's seen them says they're great! After signing the contract, I was pulled into a bizarre world.
On the white-haired girl's panel in front of him, it was clearly written: [Model: Dongfeng-5C, Rating: UR (Mythical)]
My hands were shaking, my heart was pounding, and my mind was filled with the unfair terms that I had just personally revised.
She tilted her head to look at me, her pure blue eyes full of curiosity: "Chu Xuan, your heart rate is over 180, are you excited about signing me?"
Excited? I'm fucking afraid of dying!
I almost enslaved a walking nuclear bomb just now! With that black market contract worth two thousand dollars!
The shady dealer who sold me the contract even said, "Don't worry! It's an N-level agreement; you can bind anyone below SR level!"
I'll tie you up, you son of a bitch! This is like using a dog leash to tie up a Star Destroyer!
Now, this "Dongfeng Goddess," capable of wiping out a country with a single shot, is looking at me with her adorable eyes, seemingly waiting for me to feed her.
And in my pocket, I only had 1,310 yuan left...
I am Uchiha Madara. Every morning I wake up naturally, then drink a glass of fresh hot milk and eat a hot boiled egg.
I also go to bed early every night and never leave stress and fatigue to the next day.
Now, I'm ready to dance.
[Not invincible at the start + requires a little patience]
The Third Hokage is tricking me?
It’s okay, I must become Hokage!
Are you all abusing me?
It’s okay, I must get everyone’s recognition!
It’s been more than ten years, and they didn’t meet until my dad’s disciples were assigned to work under him?
It’s okay, I will protect Mr. Kaka!
Oh my god, it’s been more than ten years, and this is the first time my dad’s master has come to see me?
It’s okay, I will inherit the dream of the lustful immortal!
Huh? So you're the one who killed my father, mother, and my brother-in-law, and tortured me for over a decade?
It's okay, I forgive you! Because Obito is the most handsome! Don't laugh at Obito!!!
???
No no no...
Wrong, all wrong!
Our Lady of Sunshine is a good boy, we must learn from him!
But I can't do it.
From the moment I crossed over, the sun disappeared...
Black Ming is online...
This book is also known as "Invincible Starts from Naruto", "Naruto Fun Man", "As an Uchiha, What's Wrong with Being a Little Crazy"
He starts with a "deep blue panel", but unfortunately he is a "mental patient". As a "master of pranks" and a "fun person", he wants to bring more joy and "famous scenes" to this world that is often accompanied by sadness and pain.
Act I:
Let Uzumaki Naruto take back everything that belongs to him and let Konoha feel the pain!
Uzumaki Naruto: I won't harm the village!
A time traveler smiled: It’s okay, I’ll help you!
…
"It was the Hokage who betrayed Konoha!"
"Uzumaki Naruto, I invite the Third Hokage to die today!"
…
Act II, Act III…
Does anyone in the family understand this?
I was just walking down the street and did nothing, but I was forcibly transported to another world.
I've traversed ninety-nine worlds at the same time, and even encountered a useless system that's completely ineffective. It's really frustrating.
Fortunately, I'm quite capable.
They can share their abilities with each other.
Having traversed so many worlds, what does it matter if they're all just accessories?
Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its uses!
You can get rich by collecting garbage!
Besides, if you walk in the dark too often, you're bound to step in poop!
Since the system is useless, my cheat is myself!
Big shots like Xia Yan: So this is why you're not ambitious and just waiting to suck up to powerful figures? ×N
Xia Yan (Keychain): That's right, everyone is their own father. Dad, love me again!
Hentai Natsuhiko: You unfilial sons, it's time to show you who the real father is!
"Conan-kun, you don't want others to know you've shrunk, right?" "So how about we team up with the famous detective and Inspector Megure to make a fortune together?" Naoto Hayashi transmigrated into the world of Detective Conan, discovering he'd mutated into a soul-devourer. Luckily, he had Conan—more souls than he could ever eat! However, Naoto never expected that his casual jokes and mischievous pranks would lead to a new, terrifying title circulating throughout Japan: The Sleeping "Black Hand Detective"! Wherever he went, people died. No one who targeted a major company or conglomerate survived! Suspects he identified as murderers, no matter how outrageous, had to confess! His wife was one of Japan's top lawyers, the queen of the legal world! His network extended throughout the police force; he chatted casually with the Superintendent General of Police...
What should I do if I travel to infinite horror?
Luo Li said, don't be afraid, first confirm whether it is the Zhongzhou team, if not, it is recommended to commit suicide~
If so, let me show you how to play it.
Strengthen the magical girl yourself, miracles and magic do exist!
Zheng Zha strengthens the Ultra Light. Light is the bond between me and my companions!
Zhan Lan strengthens the holy light, may the holy light protect you!
As for the others... it's up to you, just don't intensify the conflict with the Big Three.
…
Demon Zheng Zha: My friends, who understands? The Zhongzhou team is shouting about miracles, companions, bonds, and the Holy Light, while praising our Demon team.
Shiraishi traveled to the world of soongan, where there are characters such as Yukinoshita Yukino, Yotsuya Miko, Eriri, Shinomiya Kaguya, etc., and also awakened the career panel. He attended classes and studied hard, awakened the "student" career, and his grades improved by leaps and bounds. By participating in the school's home economics and cooking class, he can unlock the "chef" career. ... Each career can make Shiraishi grow stronger by gaining experience. He met the transfer student Yotsuya Miko and unlocked the extraordinary career "Forced Exorcist"! Encountered Bloody Mary at the beginning. As a forced exorcist in Lisha, facing Bloody Mary (female imp loli), he had to use special means to force exorcism... Later, he even joined the dimensional chat room and began to evolve extraordinary. Entering the world of Suqing, he started the career of "Grand Mage" and killed gods in the world of God Slayer, starting a new career "God Slayer"... Unknowingly, Shiraishi has become a multi-level existence, overwhelming the heavens and all worlds.
[The world is so big, I want to see it] [Let those who call me a supermodel talk about my perfect bokeh] [No pain, it will end in an instant] [Although I don't know what you're expecting, this is reality]
"My name is Hilbert Lake, and I am a wanderer who roams the seas."
You ask me why Ronin can perfectly blur into nothingness? No problem.
You're saying infinite knife switching is excessive? Then go talk to the game designers.
Because Lake was tricked by the potato server when he was playing Naruto in his previous life, he was transported to the world of One Piece. Looking at his in-game drifting skill, Lake couldn't help but fall into deep thought...
Well, it's time to let the world feel the power of potatoes!
...
(Purely mobile game-themed content + not wish-fulfillment story + low combat power + no ship companions + no harem + free-for-all within limits + please do not read if you mind)
"Long, long ago, a wicked dragon appeared in the East. He ruled the entire continent, bringing ultimate darkness..." Chu Ge closed the magic book, looking amusedly at the young Mebius. "And then? The dragon was defeated by a hero?" "No, the dragon was sealed away by the Saints. The twelve sets of bronze armor symbolizing the constellations were obtained by a group of passionate young people, thwarting Hades's conspiracy." "The story isn't funny at all." Chu Ge nodded, omitting the part about the dragon stepping forward to save the world from destruction and being banished. Hmm, the Shadow Soldiers should be back from grocery shopping by now, right?