[Starts normally + gradually gets weird + weird + absurd + ... sigh, I'm just playing around! Note: Original shippers, please do not enter; things will become inhuman starting from chapter 400~]

Lin Yu transmigrated to the Uzumaki clan in the Naruto world. After ten years of hiding, he finally awakened the mission system, and from then on...

Mission: Obtain a title from Hanzo.

Mission: Obtain a title from Uchiha Madara.

Mission: To trick Nagato into confessing his feelings to Yahiko.

Mission: Lure Jiraiya to spy on Orochimaru bathing in a hot spring.

Mission: To get Obito to personally meet Kakashi.

Mission: Punish Madara by carrying Hashirama in a princess carry.

...

Lin Yu internally screamed: System, you're acting more and more strangely. Is it too late for me to return this item?

My name is Hyuga Kiyoshige, a transmigrator with the ability to write scripts. From the moment you see what I write, you've become my actor. ...Hinata Hyuga: "Life simulator?" [In Konoha Year 54, Kumogakure entered Konoha under the pretext of a ceasefire. You were nearly kidnapped, but fortunately, Hiashi Hyuga killed the Kumogakure villain on the spot. However, Kumogakure turned around and threatened Konoha to hand over the murderer, making Hizashi Hyuga a scapegoat.] [In Konoha Year 58, the Uchiha clan was massacred, and the murderer was Itachi Uchiha, the eldest son of the Uchiha clan leader. This incident had a huge impact and seems to have inspired someone.] [In Konoha Year 63, Orochimaru orchestrated the Konoha Crush. Neji Hyuga seized the opportunity to kill all members of the Hyuga main clan except you before defecting, leaving behind the words, "My foolish sister, if you want to kill me, then harbor resentment..."]

Unexpectedly arriving in the world of Naruto, Uchiha Chiren desperately trains to save his life. He nearly escapes assassination after calling Danzo a eunuch and is sent to the battlefield as cannon fodder. Fortunately, he awakens a system that allows him to choose an ability from his opponent after each battle. [I choose Uzumaki Physique] [I choose Spirit +1] [I choose Constitution +1] [I choose Eight Gates Ninjutsu!] [I choose Flying Thunder God!]... Initially, Shimura Danzo was ecstatic, hoping this second battle would end Uchiha Chiren's fate. Unexpectedly, all his previous machinations proved ineffective, and Chiren even managed to activate his Mangekyō Sharingan. Years later, Chiren stands in the Hokage Building, addressing Shimura and the Sarutobi clan below with a hearty laugh. "Shimura Danzo, Sarutobi Hiruzen, this is your teacher, Senju Tobirama, right? Look! Today...

Psychologist Su Yu found himself becoming a "ghost" in the Naruto world.

An immortal, yet indestructible, Impure World Reincarnation that cannot fight, cannot be perceived, and even has no sense of taste.

His only obsession is to truly come back alive.

"Ding, strong emotional distortion detected, rescue mission initiated."

【Mission 1: Uchiha's Twilight】

Clue 1: Appease your best friend Uchiha Kagami and obtain the "Mangekyo of Trust".

Clue 2: Stop Danzo's "root of genocide" plan.

Clue 3: Give young Fugaku a psychology lesson called "Love and Peace."

Mission 2: The Three Ninjas' Crossroads

Challenge: Enlighten Orochimaru, who is obsessed with immortality, and make him understand the meaning of "living".

Challenge: Cure Tsunade's hemophobia caused by the death of her lover and brother.

Challenge: Tell the confused Jiraiya that there is more than one choice for the "Child of Prophecy".

In order to get the reward of real taste, Su Yu began his journey of redemption through "mouth persuasion".

He saved Kushina, but made Minato wary of him; he stopped Obito from turning evil, but made Rin develop feelings for him that went beyond friendship; he changed the tragedies of countless people, but found that Nagato's Reincarnation Technique might never be activated.

He healed the entire ninja world, but was getting further and further away from his goal of "resurrection".

When Black Zetsu regards him as his greatest enemy, and when the whole world is searching for the true identity of this "Eternal Sage".

Su Yu sat on the Hokage Rock, looking at the ramen exchange voucher in his hand with distress.

"I saved everyone, who will save me?"

Uzumaki Naruto, are you willing to be a bootlicker, the last one in the pack, and suffer everyone's cold stare? Do you want to know the true meaning of hard work? Do you want to realize your dream of becoming a Hokage and being recognized by everyone as soon as possible? [The system to become a Hokage is officially loaded, and the training schedule is as follows...] [Physical training: Just a little bit more effort than Rock Lee.] [Ninjutsu training: 1000 clone techniques, 1000 transformation techniques, 1000 substitute techniques.] [Chakra training: Chakra refining techniques must not be less than twelve hours a day.] [Theoretical knowledge training: Immersive learning of mathematics, physics, chemistry, history and other courses for two hours each.] [If you fail to complete it, you will receive the baptism of lightning escape from the system...] Uzumaki Naruto: "...Do you want this baptism?!" System: "Uzumaki Naruto, if you don't roll, what kind of Hokage are you?!"

Mingyue transmigrates to the Naruto world, becoming Itachi and Sasuke's uncle and Fugaku Uchiha's younger brother. With the Nine-Tails incident and the Fourth Hokage's impending death, now is the time to leave. His mutated system awakens, pointing Mingyue towards a bright future. [Mutated: Sharingan → Mangekyou Sharingan] [Mutated: Fire Release → Flame-Flame Fruit Elementalization] Anyway, let's steal the Scroll of Seals first, shall we? What? Hiruzen Sarutobi's son is guarding it? Well, let's try to give him a quick death then.

"Awakened the incredibly powerful genjutsu Kotoamatsukami, and then just died like that? Uchiha Shisui, do you even know how to play games?" "They just decided to rebel, and then they surrendered after seeing their son slaughter the entire clan. Uchiha Fugaku, are you kidding me, clan leader?!" "And Uchiha Itachi, your son... well, mentally ill people can kill without consequence. You're mentally ill, so what!" Having transmigrated into the Uchiha clan, right after the Nine-Tails' attack, Uchiha Shuichi felt a bit overwhelmed. He searched for his cheat ability for ages, only to be told it couldn't be used for ten years. But he did the math: at most seven years, and the Uchiha clan would be wiped out. "Whatever, the Third Hokage could fool Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha Itachi, I can still play the role of the Fire Intent..."

The Great Sun! The Loving Father of Konoha! The Sole Designated Successor of the Thousand Years of Death Technique! "Lord Tadama is a direct descendant of the First Hokage, the eternal sun of Konoha, whose wisdom illuminates the path forward for the ninja world!" "Lord Tobirama, as Lord Tadama's most loyal mentor and staunch supporter, created the 'Thousand Years of Death Taijutsu,' a precious forbidden technique of Konoha that must be passed down and carried forward!" In the fifty-seventh year of Konoha's reign, under the radiant guidance of the Great Sun Lord Tadama, Konoha ushered in a historic turning point. Lord Tadama, with extraordinary wisdom, utilized his advanced bloodline theory brought from the world of One Piece to scientifically demonstrate the inevitability and legitimacy of his succession to the Hokage position. Under the selfless dedication and close guidance of his closest comrade-in-arms and beloved mentor, Lord Tobirama...

Having only activated his cheat ability two years after transmigrating to the One Piece world, the miserable bounty hunter Norton tearfully began to replan his life. "You touched the corpse of the pirate Shimiru, [Constitution +1]." "You touched the corpse of the fishman Ayok, gaining [Fishman Constitution]." "You touched the corpse of the giant Barbara, gaining the giant swordsmanship skill [Overlord]." From then on, Norton's interest in corpses burned wildly…

This book is also known as "Invincible Starts from Naruto", "Naruto Fun Man", "As an Uchiha, What's Wrong with Being a Little Crazy"

He starts with a "deep blue panel", but unfortunately he is a "mental patient". As a "master of pranks" and a "fun person", he wants to bring more joy and "famous scenes" to this world that is often accompanied by sadness and pain.

Act I:

Let Uzumaki Naruto take back everything that belongs to him and let Konoha feel the pain!

Uzumaki Naruto: I won't harm the village!

A time traveler smiled: It’s okay, I’ll help you!

…

"It was the Hokage who betrayed Konoha!"

"Uzumaki Naruto, I invite the Third Hokage to die today!"

…

Act II, Act III…