Reborn as Naruto, the Hokage.

He witnessed firsthand how the Fourth Hokage and Kushina were pierced by the Nine-Tails' claws.

Obtain the Bleach Hogyoku system.

Third Hokage: Naruto, do you hate those who bullied you?

They don't hate; they're just afraid.

Kakashi: Naruto is my most important subordinate.

Jiraiya: My Ninja Gaiden, the main character's name is Uzumaki Naruto.

At the hair salon, the shopkeeper asked me to dye my hair black and style it. What, you don't want to? Then I'll dye it black myself.

I dyed my hair black, applied some hairspray, and took off the glasses I used to hide my eyes.

"From this moment on, I will stand in the sky!"

The rating is low at the start, don't be scared away! I solemnly swear, this is a divine herb, not poison. Transmigrating to the HP world, Luke awakens the Magic Chef System, harvesting emotional points with delicious food to exchange for rewards.

As for learning magic at Hogwarts? Sorry, you can freely exchange for spell learning speed, potion-making skills, and alchemy experience. With a system, you can really do whatever you want.

Thus, the teachers and students of Hogwarts witnessed the terrifyingly strong yet seemingly unorthodox freshman Luke.

[Congratulations, host! Your Magic Hawthorn Candy Balls have successfully garnered 1000 positive emotion points, easily earning you the Beginner Transformation talent!]

Minerva McGonagall: Didn't the principal say you weren't good at it? You learned it in the time it takes me to twist my hip?

[Congratulations, host! Your magically spicy hot pot has successfully garnered 10,000 positive emotion points, instantly transforming you into a fire god in half an hour!]

Dumbledore: To be able to perform such a move with just a slight glance at my notes... perhaps he's more suited to it than Harry...

[Congratulations, host! Your Magic Lamb Skewers and Lamb Kidneys have successfully garnered 10,000 negative emotion points. You can claim the Dark Lord's Three-Piece Set without any side effects.]

Voldemort: You're just a little wizard from Badger Hill, why aren't you doing your job properly and learning dark magic? Don't I have any dignity?

...

When everyone's stomachs took the shape of Luke's, his magical talent and strength skyrocketed. A chef? Call him the God of Cookery!

The Death Eater was stunned: Oh my god! Run!

He is the real demon king!

Who has ever seen someone catch Avada Kedavra with a spatula?

"Long, long ago, a wicked dragon appeared in the East. He ruled the entire continent, bringing ultimate darkness..." Chu Ge closed the magic book, looking amusedly at the young Mebius. "And then? The dragon was defeated by a hero?" "No, the dragon was sealed away by the Saints. The twelve sets of bronze armor symbolizing the constellations were obtained by a group of passionate young people, thwarting Hades's conspiracy." "The story isn't funny at all." Chu Ge nodded, omitting the part about the dragon stepping forward to save the world from destruction and being banished. Hmm, the Shadow Soldiers should be back from grocery shopping by now, right?

[Starts normally + gradually gets weird + weird + absurd + ... sigh, I'm just playing around! Note: Original shippers, please do not enter; things will become inhuman starting from chapter 400~]

Lin Yu transmigrated to the Uzumaki clan in the Naruto world. After ten years of hiding, he finally awakened the mission system, and from then on...

Mission: Obtain a title from Hanzo.

Mission: Obtain a title from Uchiha Madara.

Mission: To trick Nagato into confessing his feelings to Yahiko.

Mission: Lure Jiraiya to spy on Orochimaru bathing in a hot spring.

Mission: To get Obito to personally meet Kakashi.

Mission: Punish Madara by carrying Hashirama in a princess carry.

...

Lin Yu internally screamed: System, you're acting more and more strangely. Is it too late for me to return this item?

My name is Hyuga Kiyoshige, a transmigrator with the ability to write scripts. From the moment you see what I write, you've become my actor. ...Hinata Hyuga: "Life simulator?" [In Konoha Year 54, Kumogakure entered Konoha under the pretext of a ceasefire. You were nearly kidnapped, but fortunately, Hiashi Hyuga killed the Kumogakure villain on the spot. However, Kumogakure turned around and threatened Konoha to hand over the murderer, making Hizashi Hyuga a scapegoat.] [In Konoha Year 58, the Uchiha clan was massacred, and the murderer was Itachi Uchiha, the eldest son of the Uchiha clan leader. This incident had a huge impact and seems to have inspired someone.] [In Konoha Year 63, Orochimaru orchestrated the Konoha Crush. Neji Hyuga seized the opportunity to kill all members of the Hyuga main clan except you before defecting, leaving behind the words, "My foolish sister, if you want to kill me, then harbor resentment..."]

Transmigrating into Douluo Continent, awakening the Bodhi Tree martial soul, comprehending the Dao and questioning one's heart, gaining heaven-defying assistance. Also bound to a god-level affix system, but why are these affixes all a bit off? Charm-related affixes: 【Loli Attack】【Mature Woman Killer…】 Five similar charm-related affixes combine to form a gold affix: 【The Common Dream of Eternal Fairies】 Lu Xian: Buhao! Bodhi Tree martial soul plus charm affix, I've become a succubus? Luckily I have combat-related affixes to protect me, otherwise the consequences are unimaginable! Wait… is this combat-related affix a legitimate combat affix? 【Just a fluke】【Here, I've always been here】【Because I was afraid of pain, I maxed out defense】【Welcome my lion's fangs】【Just a little hardship】【I've become a Daoist】【I thought it was a speed bump】【Grab it in one go, refine it instantly】【XX, XX, put your strength…

After Chen Ran transmigrated to the pre-civilization era of the Honkai world, he obtained the [Anti-Honkai Simulator No. 666]. This simulator could simulate multiple Honkai scenarios and required Chen Ran to fight against the Honkai for this world. Chen Ran patted his chest and declared, "Don't worry, absolutely no problem. I will never coexist with the Honkai!" Then, the system saw the Herrscher of the Void run away with someone. The Herrscher of Reason also ran away with someone. The Herrscher of Thunder also ran away with someone. Even the Herrscher of the Wind ran away. System: "Is this your way of dealing with the Honkai?!"

What to do when you're out at sea without a ship? Allen: "Steal someone else's." What to do when there's no one on board? Allen: "Dig someone else's." What to do when there are people but no supplies? Allen: "Rob a warship." Treasure, famous swords, Devil Fruits, where do the women come from? Allen: "Brothers, look! There's a transport ship that's practically floating on air, it has everything!"... Transmigrating to the world of One Piece, relying on Baki's cheat abilities to rise to power in the East Blue, starting with just his fists, he steals everything—people and ships. My name is Allen, and I advocate for freedom. (A million-word completed high-quality One Piece fanfiction is already available; readers are welcome to jump in and get crazy!)

(Multiple women + Black Widow (You can watch it if you don't like it))

Li Wei, a college graduate who is well-versed in online novels, stood out in the interview with his outgoing personality and silver tongue, and landed a job with a 9-to-5 schedule and no overtime.

Unexpectedly, on his way home from get off work, Li Wei encountered a woman who had fallen into the water, and in his eagerness to save her, he was pushed into the Marvel Universe by the woman...

From then on, the company lost a worker who loved going to work, while the Marvel Universe gained a player with the "Helpless" system, Levi Osborn.

"Ding! Congratulations, Boss, you have successfully stolen the Sword Saint Wuming's sword, Han Guang, from the world of 'Nine Songs of the Sky'."

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully stolen Sonic's gold ring."

"Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully stealing the Trident of Neptune."

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully stolen the Night Sky Sword of the Goddess of Death."

...

Battle of New York

Thor: "Hey, Levi, why is your Mjolnir the same as mine?"

Li Wei: "Bro~ didn't you know? Back then, the Dwarf King forged two Meow Hammers. Yours is the female one, and mine is the male one!"

Thor?!?!?!

...

Hela: "Little Vivi, can you explain why my Night Sky Sword is in your hands? (눈_눈)"

Li Wei: "Sister Kate, cough...no, baby, listen to my excuse, I really didn't steal it, it has nothing to do with me."

...

At this moment, Wonder Woman was still on her way on horseback…

(Multiple women + Black Widow (absolutely pure) (┯_┯))

Mingyue transmigrates to the Naruto world, becoming Itachi and Sasuke's uncle and Fugaku Uchiha's younger brother. With the Nine-Tails incident and the Fourth Hokage's impending death, now is the time to leave. His mutated system awakens, pointing Mingyue towards a bright future. [Mutated: Sharingan → Mangekyou Sharingan] [Mutated: Fire Release → Flame-Flame Fruit Elementalization] Anyway, let's steal the Scroll of Seals first, shall we? What? Hiruzen Sarutobi's son is guarding it? Well, let's try to give him a quick death then.