The ratings are normal; everyone who's seen them says they're great! After signing the contract, I was pulled into a bizarre world.

On the white-haired girl's panel in front of him, it was clearly written: [Model: Dongfeng-5C, Rating: UR (Mythical)]

My hands were shaking, my heart was pounding, and my mind was filled with the unfair terms that I had just personally revised.

She tilted her head to look at me, her pure blue eyes full of curiosity: "Chu Xuan, your heart rate is over 180, are you excited about signing me?"

Excited? I'm fucking afraid of dying!

I almost enslaved a walking nuclear bomb just now! With that black market contract worth two thousand dollars!

The shady dealer who sold me the contract even said, "Don't worry! It's an N-level agreement; you can bind anyone below SR level!"

I'll tie you up, you son of a bitch! This is like using a dog leash to tie up a Star Destroyer!

Now, this "Dongfeng Goddess," capable of wiping out a country with a single shot, is looking at me with her adorable eyes, seemingly waiting for me to feed her.

And in my pocket, I only had 1,310 yuan left...

The matchmaker looked at the tangled mass of red threads and said, "It's shameful to run away, but it works. Cupid, let's go."

A monk's leisurely daily life while waiting for Feilai Peak to appear

【Chuunibyou + Oregairu + Gabriel + Boring Heroine + Others (Including Original)】

"I hate otaku the most! What is Yosuga no Sora? Onii-chan!" Kousaka Kirino. "You need a powerful stain remover. A bed in the German orthopedic ward is ready." Kasumigaoka Utaha. "It's not me who's wrong, it's the world." Su Jie. Having transmigrated to the world of anime and manga, in order to continue his otaku life, he has no choice but to create his own ACG empire.

(Daily anime) Yuu Amemiya travels to the world of the second dimension. He has a childhood sweetheart named Yukinoshita Yukino, and also encounters the "hardworking beauties of the second dimension." Thinking he lacks a system, he simply hopes to earn more money and find love. It wasn't until his 16th birthday that his cheat code unlocked. It seemed like a simple skill panel to grind, but as his skill levels climbed, he gradually realized something was amiss. [Your (Fitness) skill has been maxed out and has now been promoted to (Steel Body).] [Your (Cooking) skill has been maxed out and has now been promoted to (Drugging).] [Your (Teaching) skill has been maxed out and has now been promoted to (Hypnosis).] Watching his [Jumping] ability upgrade to [Flight], Yuu Amemiya feels like he could use a hairspray gun to add some color to his daily life. (Also known as "Yukino's Love Offensive and Defense," this is a daily romance story, written for the author's own enjoyment. Readers who don't like this genre can skip reading.)

"Long, long ago, a wicked dragon appeared in the East. He ruled the entire continent, bringing ultimate darkness..." Chu Ge closed the magic book, looking amusedly at the young Mebius. "And then? The dragon was defeated by a hero?" "No, the dragon was sealed away by the Saints. The twelve sets of bronze armor symbolizing the constellations were obtained by a group of passionate young people, thwarting Hades's conspiracy." "The story isn't funny at all." Chu Ge nodded, omitting the part about the dragon stepping forward to save the world from destruction and being banished. Hmm, the Shadow Soldiers should be back from grocery shopping by now, right?

The principle of 'quantitative change leading to qualitative change' proves this: as long as I fawn over enough heroines, I'll eventually be able to win over at least one of them. With this thought in mind, veteran simp Kitahara Kaede went further and further down the path of simping, only to find, upon looking back… that all the heroines were actually secretly in love with him?

The fat otaku sits at home and solves cases with ease. His innocent appearance reveals the power and wisdom to expose criminals. This rising star, the fat otaku detective, has dominated the detective world, spanning the Heisei and Reiwa eras.

By chance, Toru Narumi gets a love simulation system. As long as he works hard to play various roles in the simulation and defeat NPCs, he can get rewards and change his life as an unknown person. But the premise of the game is that he will definitely meet his death at the end. He elopes with the seriously ill Yukinoshita Yukino, escapes from the hospital, drives along the road to the sea, and finally gives his pancreas to Yukino, leaving her to live alone. He and his younger sister Eriri stage a body-swap love comedy, are forgotten by everyone at the midsummer fireworks festival, and embrace in a deserted town. The rain of meteorites confronts the band. A socially anxious bully dies suddenly in Yamada Ryo's arms on the eve of the band's rise to fame. It's only then that people realize he was solely motivated by his desire to help Goto Ichiri, who drifts apart from his childhood sweetheart, Sakurajima Mai. After she's cursed with reverse growth, he takes it upon himself, their lives intersecting in opposite directions. But after escaping the game's death ending, he feels something's amiss. Lover, brother, childhood sweetheart, what happened to the supposed setting in a simulation? Why did you all take it so seriously?

Kamiya Usa traveled through time by accident and became a servant of the devil. In order to make money and survive, Kamiya Usa opened a coffee shop and was keen on helping customers solve their relationship problems. Katsura Kotonoha: My boyfriend has been getting close to someone of the opposite sex recently, what should I do? Kamiya Usa: Break up. Kasumigaoka Utaha: The junior I care about seems to like someone else. Kamiya Usa: Then leave him! Don't disturb his life. Kisaki Eri: My husband is dating another woman again. Kamiya Usa: Divorce! Aoyama Nanami: Manager, is this how you solve other people's relationship problems? Kamiya Usa: If the relationship is gone, the relationship problems will naturally disappear.

Legend has it that in the metropolis of New York, there exists a "Do-It-All" shop. When you're at your wit's end, it will appear before you. Go inside, write down your needs and the price you're willing to pay on parchment, and leave an address where you can be contacted. If the shopkeeper is willing to accept your request, then…

1. Write down your request

2. Write down the compensation you are willing to pay.

3. Write down your name and address.

IV. Only USD and gold payments are supported.

5. Unconditionally cooperate with store staff

VI. Those who refuse to pay will bear the consequences themselves.

7. If you don't believe me, get out.