Does anyone in the family understand this?

I was just walking down the street and did nothing, but I was forcibly transported to another world.

I've traversed ninety-nine worlds at the same time, and even encountered a useless system that's completely ineffective. It's really frustrating.

Fortunately, I'm quite capable.

They can share their abilities with each other.

Having traversed so many worlds, what does it matter if they're all just accessories?

Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its uses!

You can get rich by collecting garbage!

Besides, if you walk in the dark too often, you're bound to step in poop!

Since the system is useless, my cheat is myself!

Big shots like Xia Yan: So this is why you're not ambitious and just waiting to suck up to powerful figures? ×N

Xia Yan (Keychain): That's right, everyone is their own father. Dad, love me again!

Hentai Natsuhiko: You unfilial sons, it's time to show you who the real father is!

Tags: School, Fanfiction, ACG, Imaginative, Harem Synopsis: Unparalleled beauty, brilliant mind—which is more important? Perhaps most important is a likable personality and a devoted heart for one's career! Transfer student Jiraiya arrives at Shuchiin Academy, plays games with Shiranui, uses Fujiwara Chika as manga material, and experiences strange events with Shirogane Kei. It all begins when he knocks on the door of a beautiful idol girl. "I like you! Please go out with me." "Sorry, I can't accept you biologically."... First goal: to become a popular person! Second goal: to become the world's greatest manga artist!! And also, to survive the jealous gaze of Shinomiya-senpai... "Shinomiya-senpai, believe me! The president and I are really just good friends!"... *Kaguya-sama: Love Is War* + *Gabriel DropOut* + *Himouto! Umaru-chan* + *Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend* +...

The ratings are normal; everyone who's seen them says they're great! After signing the contract, I was pulled into a bizarre world.

On the white-haired girl's panel in front of him, it was clearly written: [Model: Dongfeng-5C, Rating: UR (Mythical)]

My hands were shaking, my heart was pounding, and my mind was filled with the unfair terms that I had just personally revised.

She tilted her head to look at me, her pure blue eyes full of curiosity: "Chu Xuan, your heart rate is over 180, are you excited about signing me?"

Excited? I'm fucking afraid of dying!

I almost enslaved a walking nuclear bomb just now! With that black market contract worth two thousand dollars!

The shady dealer who sold me the contract even said, "Don't worry! It's an N-level agreement; you can bind anyone below SR level!"

I'll tie you up, you son of a bitch! This is like using a dog leash to tie up a Star Destroyer!

Now, this "Dongfeng Goddess," capable of wiping out a country with a single shot, is looking at me with her adorable eyes, seemingly waiting for me to feed her.

And in my pocket, I only had 1,310 yuan left...

Nangong Xiao: "I know more about this other world than anyone else." Asuna: "..." Nangong Xiao: "I'm not cheating, really, why are you looking at me like that?" Kasumi Utako: "..." Nangong Xiao: "Who says a cruel other world can't have a normal daily life?" Maple's eyes lit up: "!!" Nangong Xiao: "War is always the last resort. If you play it like a normal card, things will get very..." Shizuka: "Shut up! You're the main DPS, just focus on outputting damage!!" Nangong Xiao: "Ah, oh, coming right now..."

After being transported to another world, Mizusaki Yuuma looked at the newly released "Love Metronome" and realized it was a sweet slice-of-life romance anime. However, he encountered a girl collecting Clow Cards, a pile of scrap metal collecting the Peace Star, and a Sherlock Holmes from the Heisei era. He also occasionally heard urban legends about Tomie. Fortunately, his Yorozuya (Odd Jobs Shop) always attracted strange customers who traded things from other worlds with him. There was the Battlefield Rose from the ninja world, a rebellious girl from the world of navigation, a fox spirit from Valoran, and a girl visited by eight million warriors. Kasumigaoka Utaha: Hey, you have to take responsibility! Kinomoto Sakura: My brother is so nice, he helps me collect Clow Cards. Irelia: Grandma always says... Mizusaki Yuuma: Stop nagging Grandma, when are you going to pay back what you owe? In the corner, Mai Shiranui, remembering she still owed money, was trembling. ...

One day.

In the labyrinthine city of Orario, at the Adventurers' Guild, a recruitment notice was prominently displayed on the bulletin board.

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To all aspiring individuals of Orario:

I am Orion Thor, the Star Forger, the Lord of the Universe.

Once the supreme creator god, I now reshape this world.

To restore my supreme power and reclaim my authority over the stars, I hereby recruit the first batch of [Star Familiars] to create an immortal legend together!

Join my Familiar and enjoy:

1. The blessing of [Star Blessing], granting unlimited potential and leveling up like a shooting star!

2. Personalized instruction in [Hero Skills] based on your individual career path; as long as you have a dream, even a mayfly can become a hero!

3. The promising [Ascension] ceremony, where even a mortal body can transform into a supreme celestial spirit!

Now, due to the nascent beginnings of this great undertaking, we urgently need pioneering talents.

You will be awarded the title of "Founding Star Hero" by paying 8888 Fali as initial activity funds.

With the future growth of your clan, becoming a veteran, and receiving the title of Star Hero, it will be just around the corner!

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(There is a line of small, almost illegible text at the bottom, blurred by water stains, which seems to be a later addition:)

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For those with insufficient funds:

You may also accept payment in the form of labor such as "helping to wash dishes at the tavern to pay off the debt" or "exploring the dungeon together to collect magic stones."

Details will be discussed in person at: the kitchen of the "Abundant Mistress" or the entrance to the first floor of the dungeon.

Don't miss this opportunity!

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Tags: Dragon King Returns, DanMachi, Multiple Heroines, Smooth Reading Even for Non-Original Works

Li Chang'an traveled back in time to the Southern Song Dynasty, initially thinking he could make a name for himself using his knowledge from the future, but—

The system is 99.99% loaded... It's been stuck for a full hundred years!

He was neither good at literature nor martial arts; even the Beggars' Sect thought he had no talent!

He can only rely on toxic motivational quotes to fool people in the underworld, and has become a notorious old charlatan in Jiaxing City...

until--

Guo Jing: "This senior must be a reclusive master!"

Huang Rong: "You old liar! Even my father can't fake it as well as you!"

When I was old and frail, the system finally activated!

Travel through various realms + take on disciples and receive rewards!

Li Chang'an stroked his beard and smiled: "Disciples, your master is getting old, and fighting is no longer appropriate for me... Here, take this pile of elixirs and divine skills, and remember to be filial to your master!"

No system, no cheat codes, no cheat codes, not even Honkai energy resistance. But, as long as you beat the beginner boss, none of that matters! "So... whose beginner boss is a Herrscher?! This difficulty is clearly outrageous!" After a fierce battle... "Damn, I finally beat it!" Before you can even catch your breath, the next person walking towards you is the Archbishop of Schicksal: Otto Apocalypse. "Is this ever going to end?!" After a series of all-out, extreme maneuvers... "Thankfully, a narrow victory..." Just as you wipe away your cold sweat, the Quantum Sea surges, and your next enemy appears: he will be the human chimera—the savior hero, Kevin. "???" This isn't the end. Immediately afterwards, you discover—the Cocoon of the End, the God of Venus... and a host of other powerful enemies arrive one after another. Looking at them, you finally fall silent. "You want me to fight them all?" Lin Wei pondered for a long time, then angrily slammed the table—"Damn it, I'm not playing anymore!"

"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"