[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]
When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!
I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!
The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:
✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."
✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."
✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"
In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.
[Single female lead Shen He] + [Mutual commitment] + [Slightly yandere]
After coveting Hu Tao for three years, Shen He kidnapped her and brought her home.
For the first month, Hu Tao remained defiant to the death.
In the second month, Hu Tao finally acquiesced to Shen He sleeping in the same bed with her.
By the third month, Hu Tao started to push her luck, interrogating Shen He about why he was five minutes late and whether he was seeing someone else.
【Funny + Relaxed + Group Chat + Make Up for Regrets + Multi-Character Interaction】
Jiang Li, the plane administrator, is trying to save the continent of Teyvat which is about to collapse.
Pull all characters into the chat group to reveal spoilers and rewrite the ending.
At the very beginning, Wendy's identity as the Wind God was exposed in a video. [System: You are the Wind God Barbatos.]
Wendy: "You're talking nonsense, I'm not, I didn't, this is fake!"
【System: Please watch VCR】
[Start playing Wendy's legendary mission: "Chapter of the Song Fairy"! ]
…
Zhongli: "Based on common sense, this may just be an illusion."
[System: And you, you are the Rock King, planning to fake your death and retire!]
Zhongli: “!?”
…
[Ding, the travelers have successfully reached the destination, everyone is alive, and the level has been successfully cleared! ]
Yue has wandered for half his life, regretting only that he has never met a wise master. If Lord Aizen will not abandon me, Yue will be your adoptive father! Aizen: 6! Although you have lost your Emperor, you still have me. I can definitely be your new ruler! Zhongli: 6! General Raiden, please do me a favor and stop the Eye Hunting Order! Lei Yingying: 6! When did you develop the illusion that I don't have the power of dreams? Sanbing: 6! Li Yue, a fun-loving man from the 21st century, traveled to Genshin Impact. But there's more to it than just Genshin Impact, there's also a very interesting chat group! Li Yue says he wants to be happy!
Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!
In his previous life, Lu Xia unexpectedly obtained a Xuanwu pendant. He thought it was a fake, but it turned out to be the real deal. So, out of desperation, he had no choice but to take it with him and was forced to travel to the world of Quanfa.
However, during the awakening of magic, an unexpected event occurred, and he actually awakened the water element, one of the three useless elements in the early stages.
Lu Xia initially thought he could only stay behind the scenes, but after unleashing his magic, he suddenly realized how short-sighted he had been. Who says water-type characters can't be main damage dealers?!
Facing the group that had looked down on the water element in the past, Lu Xia only had one thing to say: "Try hitting me once!"
Years later, facing an overwhelming army of demons, Lu Xia only said one sentence: "Who dares to strike my shield!"
"What? You're saying everything will be fine if you don't hit me?"
"Hilarious! Magic changes in an instant, why can't I take the initiative to attack?"
This book is also known as "I Play Shield Counter in All of France", "With 100% Counter-Thrust, I'm Invincible", "I Wear Thornmail in All-Round Mage", and "Who Says a Defensive Mage Can't Carry?"
P.S.: While ensuring the protagonist's safety, try to salvage all the tragedies in the original story that can be avoided.
Mom and Dad aren't home. I'm all alone. Lonely and passionate. Suddenly, I get a crossover anime chat group where I can chat with anime girls. But why did it turn out like this? Homura Akemi: No! Absolutely not! I will never fight you again in this life! Skill activated! [Rebellion of the Little Toe] Everyone present will twist their little toe, so painful that they can't move. Madoka Kaname: Ability activated! [I am your father!] The target must call the caster "father" and automatically hand over their money! Kazuma: I've had enough. I can't move for three minutes, two minutes and fifty-nine seconds of the battle! Take this! [Shared Underpants Curse!] Everyone present will instantly feel their underwear tighten, causing them to lose their ability to move. Ken Kaneki: YA☆DA☆ZE! Ability activated! [Encirclement of Allies!] Launches an ally to cause a powerful attack! Leng Chang: ? RNM! All of you stop! Ah! Why am I glowing?! Damn it!
Traveling through Doupo Cangqiong, Xiao Chen obtained a heaven-defying system that could replicate everything.
I thought I could easily copy the strange fire and dominate the continent, but the system prompted: Insufficient energy, please recharge first.
In desperation, he had to cling to his fellow villager Xiao Yan's thighs, and by the way, copy some elixirs and skills to barely survive.
Until one day, he accidentally copied the ninth-grade Xuandan. The thunder of the dan shocked Zhongzhou, and the ancestor of the Soul Clan came to his door in person: "Young friend, would you like to pay? My Soul Clan will cover everything!"
Xiao Chen looked at the VIP15 exclusive privilege that popped up on the system interface - [Copy Ancient Dou Emperor], and fell into deep thought...
Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."
This book is also known as "Uncle, I'll Help You Fight the Holy Grail War, with Meals?", "This Mapo Priest Is a Little Different", and "There's Something Wrong with This Illya".... Huh? How did I suddenly travel through time while taking a nap? And become Illya? While becoming a loli isn't a big deal, why do we still have to fight the Holy Grail War? And what exactly is the Holy Grail War? Can someone please tell me! "I'm a participant in this Holy Grail War, your Master, Kotomine Kirei. Please tell me your real name, Assassin," the seemingly respectable priest in front of me asked. Although she didn't understand what was going on, the little girl still responded politely: "Hello... Hello, my name is Illyasviel... By the way, uncle... do you provide meals here?" - In short, it's the story of Father Mapo summoning the assassin class Illya~ a well-behaved (and scheming) Illya who strives to help her Master~ (If you're not good at this introduction, please move on to the main text.) (Plot line: Fourth Holy Grail War - Fifth Holy Grail War - Magical Girl Illya, etc....)