Li Chang'an traveled back in time to the Southern Song Dynasty, initially thinking he could make a name for himself using his knowledge from the future, but—

The system is 99.99% loaded... It's been stuck for a full hundred years!

He was neither good at literature nor martial arts; even the Beggars' Sect thought he had no talent!

He can only rely on toxic motivational quotes to fool people in the underworld, and has become a notorious old charlatan in Jiaxing City...

until--

Guo Jing: "This senior must be a reclusive master!"

Huang Rong: "You old liar! Even my father can't fake it as well as you!"

When I was old and frail, the system finally activated!

Travel through various realms + take on disciples and receive rewards!

Li Chang'an stroked his beard and smiled: "Disciples, your master is getting old, and fighting is no longer appropriate for me... Here, take this pile of elixirs and divine skills, and remember to be filial to your master!"

[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.

Wang Jie, who had just been reborn, was completely bewildered to find that he had actually won the NBA championship. Although he won it as a benchwarmer, it was still a championship! When the system distributed the championship rewards, the five consecutive ultimate skills that could boost his and his teammates' attributes by 20% made him think, "The championship is really awesome!"

The fat otaku sits at home and solves cases with ease. His innocent appearance reveals the power and wisdom to expose criminals. This rising star, the fat otaku detective, has dominated the detective world, spanning the Heisei and Reiwa eras.

Warning! If you can't accept the protagonist's suffering, you can skip to chapter 60. After chapter 60, it almost continues the opening of the anime. [KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Suqing Fanfiction, daily life, funny, silly] The protagonist shoulders the responsibility of complaining (by the way, this name is the name of an NPC that the protagonist stole from the previous world he traveled through). The pace is relatively slow, please read it at ease.

"Mr. Kazuma, we haven't eaten for two days. Do you have any ideas?"

"Maybe Aqua spent her last bit of money on sparkling wine. Um, how about we go sell Aqua's hagoromo and staff? She said they're divine artifacts, right?"

"I see. Well, then, without further ado, go and hold her back. I'll take her to the pawnshop and sell her off!"

"Wait, wait a minute, you two! That's my final proof as a goddess, you can't do that!"

Mom and Dad aren't home. I'm all alone. Lonely and passionate. Suddenly, I get a crossover anime chat group where I can chat with anime girls. But why did it turn out like this? Homura Akemi: No! Absolutely not! I will never fight you again in this life! Skill activated! [Rebellion of the Little Toe] Everyone present will twist their little toe, so painful that they can't move. Madoka Kaname: Ability activated! [I am your father!] The target must call the caster "father" and automatically hand over their money! Kazuma: I've had enough. I can't move for three minutes, two minutes and fifty-nine seconds of the battle! Take this! [Shared Underpants Curse!] Everyone present will instantly feel their underwear tighten, causing them to lose their ability to move. Ken Kaneki: YA☆DA☆ZE! Ability activated! [Encirclement of Allies!] Launches an ally to cause a powerful attack! Leng Chang: ? RNM! All of you stop! Ah! Why am I glowing?! Damn it!

[Under One Person Fanfiction, villain, invincible, relaxed, no heroine]

"I have never done evil, yet the evildoers and villains of the world respect me as their leader." - Qin Shou

"When you discover that someone in this world is doing evil, but you can't find the murderer, then yes, the murderer must be him, the leader of Quan Xing, Qin Shou." - Nadutong Headquarters

Qin Shou traveled to a world under one person, and at a critical moment, he was bound to the scapegoat system...

Cheng Li woke up to find himself transported to a courtyard house world, having activated a narration modification system. Modifying narration earns him plot points, which can be used for lotteries and skill point allocation. Thus, Cheng Li began his various operations in the courtyard house, and his arrival threw the entire plot into chaos! Initially: "[Tonight, when no one was watching, Liu Guangqi left a letter and left the courtyard house with his wife!]" After seeing the information on the screen, Cheng Li pondered for a moment and changed the word "没" (méi, meaning "not") to "所" (suǒ, meaning "where"). "[Tonight, Liu...]"

This book is also known as "Sorry, I just wanted to ride the wave of popularity!"

My name is Zhou Hao. In my past life, I was a nobody, someone even dogs looked down on.

Fortunately, I transmigrated and was bound to the [Pirated Movies' Comeback in the Entertainment Industry System]!

Looking at those familiar pirated scripts in the system store, I had a bold idea!

I'm going to replicate the Mad Cinema's exploits in this parallel world, and I'm going to make a fortune!

How to do it?

Before the official movie is released, I'll make a pirated version first!

They use their publicity to generate revenue for my box office, and then... I'll sue them for copyright infringement!

While the promotional campaign for "The Avengers" was in full swing, my "The Avengers: Ugly Ducklings" was released first and its box office exploded!

While Avatar was the focus of everyone's attention, my Avatar received rave reviews, exceeding expectations!

When the nostalgia for "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" was at its peak, my "Harry and the Sorcerer's Stone Tablets" unexpectedly went viral, causing a sensation!

The entire film and television industry is in an uproar!

Years later, a Hollywood mogul said: "Wait, how dare he sue me for copyright infringement with such a terrible pirated copy?!"

A scathing film critic: I've seen bad movies, but I've never seen one this bad! Zhou Hao, I call you the King of Bad Movies!

A fellow cinema owner: No one's better than licking Boss Zhou's boots! Boss Zhou is like my second father!

Enthusiastic viewer: Holy crap, what is this?! I can't be the only one eating this shit, brothers, charge!

Using pirated movies to shake up the entire entertainment industry?

Zhou Hao: Making money, isn't that shameful?

Lin Zhengyi, who was killed by criminals while trying to stop a crime, was reborn into the world of Hong Kong variety shows. Based on his experiences in his previous life, he decisively chose to become a police officer.

After transmigrating, he gained access to the Justice Detective System.

By simply apprehending criminals and completing cases, one can gain varying amounts of experience based on a comprehensive evaluation of factors such as the case's impact, the difficulty and danger of solving it, the amount of money involved, and the host's level of involvement.

When you accumulate enough experience, you can acquire new skills.

He originally thought that he could rely on the system to punish evil and achieve the pinnacle of life.

result!

Master thief, cannibal artist, Breaking Bad...

Looking at the skills granted by the system, Lin Zhengyi remained silent for a long time before finally saying in a low voice, "System, something's wrong with you!"

But that's not all that's wrong.

besides...

"Others who transmigrate to the Hong Kong variety show world and become police officers either in the Major Crimes Unit or the Anti-Triad Unit, but me?! I'm in the Traffic Enforcement and Control Unit!?" Lin Zhengyi looked at the assignment notice in his hand and felt completely bewildered.