I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

[No censorship, no green (illegible characters), QCQS (qualified), quality guaranteed, quantity plentiful and satisfying] Su Chen transmigrated to the Teyvat continent and unexpectedly obtained the Staff Warrior template, awakening the Staff Warrior ability. Mission 1: Successfully make Barbara a True Lord of Physical Curse Removal, Role Playing +5, Favorability +10! Mission 2: Let the lady choose between the Fire Stick or the Law Stick, Role Playing +5, Favorability +20! Mission 3: Successfully make the Heart Sea produce caviar, Role Playing +10, Favorability +50! Su Chen: ? ? !!! !!! !!! Seeing the increasingly outrageous and absurd missions given by the system, Su Chen initially thought he would become the number one pervert in Teyvat, hunted down by a group of women. As a result… Funina: “I am the supreme water goddess, and you actually… never mind, let’s continue.” Lady: “You bastard, how dare you treat someone as noble as me like this…” Shen He: “My husband is really something!” Ayaka Kamisato: “Huh? You want me to wear a JK uniform for you?” Yae no Miko: “Same as always, just lie down!”

As the protagonist of a healing magical girl anime, what is Madoka Kaname's destiny? To become a magical girl, or the Law of Cycles? Or perhaps a witch of salvation? She would never accept a scripted ending. For Madoka, a transmigrator knocked unconscious by a belt falling from the sky, there is only one answer! (Utsumi face) "That's becoming a Kamen Rider! Super Transformation!" The girl, fastening the Kuuga belt to her waist, said this to Kyubey. World Progression: Puella Magi Madoka Magica (Completed) — Date A Live (Completed) — Fate/apocrypha (Completed) — Kamen Rider Kuuga (Completed) — I, Want to Be a Twintail (Ongoing) — Familiar Mitakihara — The Returning Knight — Demonic Front: Monster Battle — No Game No Life/ZERO (Suit Battle) —

This book is also known as a crossover anime, and the cheat code is a hypnosis system?; My hypnosis is invincible!; I must hypnotize you, Aura!; No one knows hypnosis better than me! Good news, I've transmigrated, and it's an infinite flow crossover anime! But why did I get this kind of system? Why did I become Aura's puppet?! [Distributing system rewards...hypnosis] "Oh? Things are getting interesting." [Target Aura----Common sense implantation in progress] [Common sense 1: It's normal for your heart to race when you encounter a handsome subordinate puppet] [Common sense 2: You won't allow a good-looking subordinate puppet to die] [Common sense 3: Your heart will race when you see a good-looking human you care about] Very good! Evil Aura, accept my hypnosis! And you, you despicable assassin Yubel, how could you be so bad? From now on, you'll be helping old ladies cross the street every day, and Frilian, you too! ...Considering anime such as "Re:Zero -Starting Life in Another World-", "A Certain Scientific Railgun", "Mushoku Tensei", and "KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!" "Chainsaw Man" and "Fate" are also being referenced. If the story becomes long later, it can be written as a crossover anime daily life anime side story!

Yue has wandered for half his life, regretting only that he has never met a wise master. If Lord Aizen will not abandon me, Yue will be your adoptive father! Aizen: 6! Although you have lost your Emperor, you still have me. I can definitely be your new ruler! Zhongli: 6! General Raiden, please do me a favor and stop the Eye Hunting Order! Lei Yingying: 6! When did you develop the illusion that I don't have the power of dreams? Sanbing: 6! Li Yue, a fun-loving man from the 21st century, traveled to Genshin Impact. But there's more to it than just Genshin Impact, there's also a very interesting chat group! Li Yue says he wants to be happy!

Special Note: This book has already reached 600,000 words, so there's no need to worry about it being abandoned. The confirmed worlds it will involve are *One Piece*, *Battle Through the Heavens*, *Naruto*, *Hunter x Hunter*, and *Berserk*. Other worlds are yet to be determined. The beginning is a bit slow-paced, and all the main characters are the protagonist's fathers.

As a perfectly healthy high school boy, Sakuta discovers he's been chosen by a puberty syndrome. His symptoms are rather unique; he can enter the light novels he's read and complete special tasks to earn rewards. Is this for real? He immediately reaches into the merit-based classroom. [Confessing to the villainous female supporting character Kikyo Kushida in front of the heroines Karuizawa Megumi and Ichinose will earn him the "Ashore Illustrator" skill.][Grabbing Shiina Hiyori's twin tails from the bushes will earn him the demon sword Murasame.][Taking revenge on Sakayanagi Arisu for stealing your dog, sharing her gaze while watching a pink app for 2 hours will earn you…] "Hey, Futaba, don't look at me like I'm dirty." "This is a mission, not my XP!"

"Professor Oak, hello. Although I look like a Gardevoir, I'm actually a human sealed inside this body. My tens of millions in assets have been frozen, and all I need now is a Pokédex and six Poké Balls to break the seal. If you give them to me, I’ll reward you with 5 million afterward..."

"Do I look like an idiot to you...?"

"Actually, Professor, the truth is—"

"Even if you can talk, can’t you just... be a proper Pokémon?"

"...Fine."

"Then, how about this—predict my grandson’s future for me."

"Your grandson...? Nah, forget it. I’d rather go predict that idiot instead."

"......"

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The ratings are normal; everyone who's seen them says they're great! After signing the contract, I was pulled into a bizarre world.

On the white-haired girl's panel in front of him, it was clearly written: [Model: Dongfeng-5C, Rating: UR (Mythical)]

My hands were shaking, my heart was pounding, and my mind was filled with the unfair terms that I had just personally revised.

She tilted her head to look at me, her pure blue eyes full of curiosity: "Chu Xuan, your heart rate is over 180, are you excited about signing me?"

Excited? I'm fucking afraid of dying!

I almost enslaved a walking nuclear bomb just now! With that black market contract worth two thousand dollars!

The shady dealer who sold me the contract even said, "Don't worry! It's an N-level agreement; you can bind anyone below SR level!"

I'll tie you up, you son of a bitch! This is like using a dog leash to tie up a Star Destroyer!

Now, this "Dongfeng Goddess," capable of wiping out a country with a single shot, is looking at me with her adorable eyes, seemingly waiting for me to feed her.

And in my pocket, I only had 1,310 yuan left...