The ratings are normal; everyone who's seen them says they're great! After signing the contract, I was pulled into a bizarre world.

On the white-haired girl's panel in front of him, it was clearly written: [Model: Dongfeng-5C, Rating: UR (Mythical)]

My hands were shaking, my heart was pounding, and my mind was filled with the unfair terms that I had just personally revised.

She tilted her head to look at me, her pure blue eyes full of curiosity: "Chu Xuan, your heart rate is over 180, are you excited about signing me?"

Excited? I'm fucking afraid of dying!

I almost enslaved a walking nuclear bomb just now! With that black market contract worth two thousand dollars!

The shady dealer who sold me the contract even said, "Don't worry! It's an N-level agreement; you can bind anyone below SR level!"

I'll tie you up, you son of a bitch! This is like using a dog leash to tie up a Star Destroyer!

Now, this "Dongfeng Goddess," capable of wiping out a country with a single shot, is looking at me with her adorable eyes, seemingly waiting for me to feed her.

And in my pocket, I only had 1,310 yuan left...

Chu Hang suddenly traveled to Changkong City in Honkai Impact 3 and was invited to a chat group that had traveled through time at the same time.

Kiana of the End: "I am the Ruler of the End who controls time and space, and I know the fate of all beings in the past and future!"

Traveler Ying: "I am Traveler Ying, who travels through the long river of time across billions of worlds. I master the seven elements and know the fate of all things!"

When Chu Hang saw this, he felt that there was something wrong with every member of the chat group, and they were completely inconsistent with their original personalities!

The next moment, Chu Hang saw the traveler Yingfa asking:

"@Chu Hang, why are you using my previous life's profile picture and the name Chu Hang?"

Kiana also noticed the blind spot and asked, "Indeed, what's going on @Chu Hang?"

After reading these two messages, Chu Hang guessed that the people who traveled through the chat group at the same time were all reincarnations of fragments of his soul.

So, Chu Hang, who was in Changkong City, sought the confirmation from Kiana, the post-collapse world, and gained a power, the essence of the authority of the end...

【Roots】【Sun】【Loyalty】【Redemption】【Half Behind the Scenes】

In the 45th year of Konoha, the system empowered him with one click, left a "radiation-free nuclear bomb" as a parting gift, and ran away.

Therefore, Wu Chen initially had only one humble goal: to have enough to eat.

In order to obtain freedom of milk powder and unlimited meals, he turned his attention to Konoha's largest "venture capitalist" - Danzo Shimura.

A transaction of "I want you to provide me with food, and you want me to work for you" began.

The Third World War is in full swing, a tragic song for the ninja world.

Danzo rushed to the front line, and a subversion gradually began.

The cruel "Gu Raising" was abolished, and replaced with warmth and redemption. The orphans shouted "Sun!"

Win people's hearts with unlimited steak and ramen, and the cold killing machines shout "loyalty"!

Looking at the tragic battle reports coming from the front line, Wu Chen wiped the oil stains from the corners of his mouth and picked up the "truth" that was enough to smooth the battlefield.

"Grandpa Danzo, times have changed."

"Have you heard of... one-click nuclear pacification?"

The Nine-Tailed Fox Rebellion.

Wu Chen stared at the God of Death, his eyes wide and his eyes small, the God of Death was helpless...

On the Eve of the Uchiha Rebellion (formerly the Night of the Extermination)

Shisui: Lord Nemoto, please, give Uchiha a chance to live!

Itachi: Lord Gen! Please give the Uchiha a chance and let me deal with the rebellious Uchiha!

Wu Chen (Gen): Gen, there is no need for arrogant Uchiha, recognize your own status, the Sharingan is not that important!

......

Many years later, when Kaguya revived and Otsutsuki returned to the Ninja Realm but was forcibly captured and used as food, the world suddenly realized that...

The so-called Hokage is nothing more than the agent of the "Root"; the so-called Ninja World is nothing more than God's sandbox!

Fanfiction: Douluo Continent

• Story style: Unconventional, lighthearted and humorous, dark and cunning

• Main character elements: System-based, Transmigrator, Multiple female leads, Intelligent.

• Worldview Setting: Hegemony, Technological Advancement, and Enlightenment

I woke up to find myself as Huo Yuhao from Douluo Continent 2, a character with a tragic start, and inhabited by Tianmeng and Elder Yi. Faced with Bei Bei and Tang Ya's enthusiastic invitation to join the Tang Sect, I, familiar with the original story, immediately refused—what a joke! Who wants to be the son-in-law of a scheming, unjustly plotted against for millennia?

[Ding! Refuse fate's arrangement! The Multiverse Sign-in System is activated! Newbie quest: Sign in at Shrek Academy!]

From then on, the tone completely shifted. Shrek Academy wanted to use the title of "core disciple" to bind me? I'll just pull out the "Flawless Meditation Technique" rewarded by the system, its efficiency will crush your Xuan Tian Gong! Knowing that the inspection team is going to suffer, I'll simply switch to spectator mode, focusing on "respecting the fate of others."

I infiltrated the Body Sect, using modern thinking to subdue a group of brutes and rise to become its leader; I took control of the Holy Spirit Cult, treating evil soul masters as mere laborers. When the God King Tang San cast his gaze upon me, I had already integrated the two major forces, my military might pointing directly at the continent.

Tang San, it's time to change the chess player on this continent. Your Shrek Academy is too hypocritical; your theocracy needs to be overthrown! And I, President Huo, will establish a new order in this world, and incidentally, save those heartbroken beauties—only children make choices, I want them all!

In his previous life, Lu Xia unexpectedly obtained a Xuanwu pendant. He thought it was a fake, but it turned out to be the real deal. So, out of desperation, he had no choice but to take it with him and was forced to travel to the world of Quanfa.

However, during the awakening of magic, an unexpected event occurred, and he actually awakened the water element, one of the three useless elements in the early stages.

Lu Xia initially thought he could only stay behind the scenes, but after unleashing his magic, he suddenly realized how short-sighted he had been. Who says water-type characters can't be main damage dealers?!

Facing the group that had looked down on the water element in the past, Lu Xia only had one thing to say: "Try hitting me once!"

Years later, facing an overwhelming army of demons, Lu Xia only said one sentence: "Who dares to strike my shield!"

"What? You're saying everything will be fine if you don't hit me?"

"Hilarious! Magic changes in an instant, why can't I take the initiative to attack?"

This book is also known as "I Play Shield Counter in All of France", "With 100% Counter-Thrust, I'm Invincible", "I Wear Thornmail in All-Round Mage", and "Who Says a Defensive Mage Can't Carry?"

P.S.: While ensuring the protagonist's safety, try to salvage all the tragedies in the original story that can be avoided.

[The Girl You Can See + Honkai Impact + Star Iron + Genshin Impact + Zone Zero + Naruto + Digimon Classic + Still Haven't Decided + Group Chat]

After about 50 chapters, I started writing the story of a separate world.

MiYou World will continue to write.

Yun Jun's gender follows natural selection.

The reason Xingtie has multiple Yun Juns is to avoid the awful plot of losing one's wife while following a train.

Yun Jun's core personality is that of a goofball.

The girl who could be seen has become a ghost, Yun Jun, who transforms into Yotsuya Miko's bodyguard.

In Honkai Impact 3, Yun Jun noticed that Alicia seemed to be becoming increasingly yandere.

Ling Yunjun from the Juequ District was being watched by Yi Xuan every day, which caused her to develop bronchitis.

Pinocchio Robin and Yun Xiaojun's pure love story.

Ongvaros Yunjun has her own unique butterfly.

Danzo, dressed in a pink low-cut mini-skirt, confessed his love to Hiruzen Sarutobi in front of all the Jonin.

Angewomon Yunjun looked at her hands and seemed to have a clue about Fallen Evolution?

Teyvat Yunjun was chased and slashed by Mavika with a greatsword because she had been flirting with other women while Mavika was asleep.

Luo Fu Xian Zhou Sui Yang Yun Jun transformed into Fu Xuan Jia's little nanny.

Mita Yunjun, who had been suppressing her emotions for a long time, began to have a fit of madness.

...

The author is reviewing the plot of "A New World" and other episodes.

A: "Have you read Bleach?"

B: "Yes, I have. It's about Ichigo, a rare character in a long series whose personality remains unchanged, and who protects the world from beginning to end..."

A: "No, I'm talking about the tyrant Soul King Ichigo, who repeatedly assaults the world with his Soul Fist, pinning the strongest people from the three realms to the ground and humiliating them severely."

B: "What did you say?"

A: "Have you read Naruto?"

B: "... Uzumaki Naruto's odyssey through the ninja world?"

A: "No, I'm talking about the Emperor Uzumaki Naruto, who launches an eternal expedition against the Digital Evil God in the endless subspace."

B: "Don't you fucking melt down."

A: "Have you read Detective Conan? The story of Moriarty and Conan fighting super criminals?"

B: "Shut up, here's a link."

I am Sirin, the Herrscher of the Void, the top henchman of the Honkai, a heartless transmigrator, and a powerful figure with a system. I descended from the heavens, crowned in the name of God. I sound the horn of conquest with thunder, transform the winds of desire into blades, ignite the sacred flame of the FFFF group, and grant all beings an equal death. How could someone as powerful as me possibly fail?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha—Cecilia: "Ora—!" World Progress: Second Honkai Impact—Akame ga Kill!—Date A Live—Black Bullet—The Growth Journey of a Slime Reincarnated in Another World as a Pleasure Criminal.

"I hate otaku the most! What is Yosuga no Sora? Onii-chan!" Kousaka Kirino. "You need a powerful stain remover. A bed in the German orthopedic ward is ready." Kasumigaoka Utaha. "It's not me who's wrong, it's the world." Su Jie. Having transmigrated to the world of anime and manga, in order to continue his otaku life, he has no choice but to create his own ACG empire.