Having traveled to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization under the guise of being from the future, becoming the organization's sole strategist.
He started with a brilliant, unconventional strategy: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the five great ninja villages to collect toilet paper, thus elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami and shocking the Akatsuki organization.
Xiao Nan: Is there any that aren't so sleazy?
Bai Mo: I heard that your divine origami skills can disguise yourself very well?
Xiao Nan: Mm.
Bai Mo: Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them in five major countries, and let the world feel the pain when they wipe their butts. Art is an explosion!
Payne, Deidara: ?
Bai Mo: Nisuke, if you really want power, just drink a sip of Naruto's 'milk'.
"Lawyer Ma, your job is incredibly risky! A broken leg costs one million, but death... ahem, even if you're killed in the line of duty, you'll get ten million! Would you consider it?"
"Little Spider, what if your web shooter jams? Get some [Equipment Protection Insurance]!"
"Hulk...don't get excited! I have [Comprehensive Emotional Stability and Property Damage Insurance]!"
Thanos is coming?
William smiled slightly and took out a [Cosmic Peace Insurance]: "Mr. Thanos, for the love and peace of the universe, sign this policy. Otherwise... the consequences will be at your own risk!"
At that moment, the entire universe felt the fear of being dominated by insurance!
[I am Xiaonan. When you see this sentence, I will die.]
On the sea, Xiaonan looked at the white paper floating in front of him in astonishment.
The font is bloody and shocking.
…
Ling Xiao travels through the Naruto world.
Good news: there is a gold finger;
Bad news: it turned into paper, and it was just one of the thousands of blank papers on Xiaonan's body.
......
"I must find a way to become human again!"
Looking at the beautiful Xiaonan in front of him, Ling Xiao swore secretly.
"It's not for anything else. I just want to prove to the world that a blank slate can also practice ninjutsu!"
"Who said there are no six paths in the paper world?!"
In X782, Magnolia opened a magic shop.
There are guns, armor, cards, protoss keys and other weapons used by wizards in battle; there are also daily props used by residents such as dream pillows, random paintbrushes, and throwing gloves;
There are "Tricky Blind Boxes" that children love; there are also "Never-Empty Fishing Rods" that the elderly must buy;
There are whitening skin care products that women flock to; there are also disguise masks, invisibility cloaks, hypnotic pocket watches, love potions, blue pills, romantic crystal lanterns, behavioral diaries, universal passes that men dream of...
Business is booming!
PS: Relaxing articles, complaining articles
Gu Luo unexpectedly transmigrated into the world of One Piece and became Luffy's twin sister, Monkey D. Luo.
He was completely dumbfounded at the moment of birth. How could he, a handsome and dashing man, turn into a little girl?
Years later, the world has undergone earth-shattering changes. Ryo becomes the Fleet Admiral of the Marines, Luffy becomes the Pirate King, and Dragon is the leader of the Revolutionary Army.
Blackbeard: "The whole world is taken over by that family, what are we supposed to do?"
Kaido, with tears in his eyes, said: "We're all just tools to help them ascend the throne!"
Buggy the Clown: "I would call Rosa a god, and as for Luffy, get out of here, he's not worthy to be Rosa's brother!"
This era will be rewritten by the Monkey D family!
One day, Luffy said to Ace, "Let's stick to our own way. I'll call you 'brother,' and you'll call me 'brother.'"
In Class 1-A of Tokyo Advanced Nurturing High School, there was a student who became the talk of the school from the very first day. He was effortlessly cool, even doing his cleaning duties, eating lunch, and standing as punishment in the hallway. Every move he made exuded—Cool! Cooler! Coolest! This student, who embodied coolness and elegance to the extreme, was named—Sakamoto. He casually pushed up his glasses: "I am Sakamoto. What brings you here?"
[Mi Universe + Multiple Heroines + Anime + Tokusatsu + Time Travel]
X: System, are you sure you're from the 2D world?
System: If you think so, then I am.
X: ?
After receiving the system's reply, X stared at the system panel and fell into deep thought.
Years later, whenever people in the universe talked about X, they all said this: You're right, but this is the miracle god X. He could invent things that would wreak havoc, and he could dismantle a star god with his bare hands. He could annihilate the Doomsday Beast with a wave of his hand; he was just a scientist.
X: I've told you so many times, I'm just a scientist, I don't have their kind of power. (Shrugs helplessly.jpg)
All the Star Gods: Ah, right, right, right!
Tokyo Metropolitan Advanced Nurturing High School, a closed three-year high school. Homeless transmigrator Kamio Tatsuya just wants to spend his last three years here peacefully before adulthood, just to turn 18. But why is it that even this simple wish is constantly being thwarted? Reluctantly, for the sake of a peaceful life, he has no choice but to take matters into his own hands. Sakayanagi Arisu: He's amazing. I heard his parents are gone. I wonder if he'd be willing to change his surname to Sakayanagi. Ichinose Honami: Despite my best efforts, I can't defeat him. Ryuen Sho: I love his style of doing things. Having him as a teammate was definitely the right decision. Horikita Suzune: I was here first…
The mystery of the sea is that you won't be surprised by anything that happens. The property of Buggy the Clown, the treasure of Crooked... Luffy was bored and found a pendant in there, and then he heard a voice in his ear. "What is your dream?" Luffy answered without hesitation: "I want to be the man who becomes the Pirate King!" The starting point of the nightmare. The Pirate King training plan begins! Learn and train with Zoro, learn sniping with Usopp, and learn knowledge with Nami? ... Fruit development proficiency +1 Observation Haki proficiency +1 Armament Haki proficiency +1 Conqueror Haki proficiency +1... Becoming the Pirate King starts with only one hour of sleep a day. During the Battle of Marineford, Akainu looked at the boy who mastered the three colors of Haki falling from the sky and roared angrily: "This boy must not be sent back to the New World!"
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"I'm Batman. My name is Chen En, not Bruce Wayne, and I live in Beika Town. But the system told me that I'm Bruce Wayne, and I'm in Gotham City. When Batman fights super criminals and maintains law and order, I'll be rewarded."
"I said yes."
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Kaito Kidd: Riddler? Me? Isn't that a bit too hurtful?
Conan: Could you please stop standing there with that stupid coffee cup of yours and telling me I'm Batman when I ask you something?
Makoto Kusakabe: No, buddy, I went undercover to gather intelligence myself, how did that make me a two-faced person? Are you polite?
Gin: What clown? Why are you looking at me?