Does anyone in the family understand this?

I was just walking down the street and did nothing, but I was forcibly transported to another world.

I've traversed ninety-nine worlds at the same time, and even encountered a useless system that's completely ineffective. It's really frustrating.

Fortunately, I'm quite capable.

They can share their abilities with each other.

Having traversed so many worlds, what does it matter if they're all just accessories?

Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its uses!

You can get rich by collecting garbage!

Besides, if you walk in the dark too often, you're bound to step in poop!

Since the system is useless, my cheat is myself!

Big shots like Xia Yan: So this is why you're not ambitious and just waiting to suck up to powerful figures? ×N

Xia Yan (Keychain): That's right, everyone is their own father. Dad, love me again!

Hentai Natsuhiko: You unfilial sons, it's time to show you who the real father is!

Having traveled to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization under the guise of being from the future, becoming the organization's sole strategist.

He started with a brilliant, unconventional strategy: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the five great ninja villages to collect toilet paper, thus elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami and shocking the Akatsuki organization.

Xiao Nan: Is there any that aren't so sleazy?

Bai Mo: I heard that your divine origami skills can disguise yourself very well?

Xiao Nan: Mm.

Bai Mo: Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them in five major countries, and let the world feel the pain when they wipe their butts. Art is an explosion!

Payne, Deidara: ?

Bai Mo: Nisuke, if you really want power, just drink a sip of Naruto's 'milk'.

Warning! If you can't accept the protagonist's suffering, you can skip to chapter 60. After chapter 60, it almost continues the opening of the anime. [KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Suqing Fanfiction, daily life, funny, silly] The protagonist shoulders the responsibility of complaining (by the way, this name is the name of an NPC that the protagonist stole from the previous world he traveled through). The pace is relatively slow, please read it at ease.

"Mr. Kazuma, we haven't eaten for two days. Do you have any ideas?"

"Maybe Aqua spent her last bit of money on sparkling wine. Um, how about we go sell Aqua's hagoromo and staff? She said they're divine artifacts, right?"

"I see. Well, then, without further ado, go and hold her back. I'll take her to the pawnshop and sell her off!"

"Wait, wait a minute, you two! That's my final proof as a goddess, you can't do that!"

One day.

In the labyrinthine city of Orario, at the Adventurers' Guild, a recruitment notice was prominently displayed on the bulletin board.

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To all aspiring individuals of Orario:

I am Orion Thor, the Star Forger, the Lord of the Universe.

Once the supreme creator god, I now reshape this world.

To restore my supreme power and reclaim my authority over the stars, I hereby recruit the first batch of [Star Familiars] to create an immortal legend together!

Join my Familiar and enjoy:

1. The blessing of [Star Blessing], granting unlimited potential and leveling up like a shooting star!

2. Personalized instruction in [Hero Skills] based on your individual career path; as long as you have a dream, even a mayfly can become a hero!

3. The promising [Ascension] ceremony, where even a mortal body can transform into a supreme celestial spirit!

Now, due to the nascent beginnings of this great undertaking, we urgently need pioneering talents.

You will be awarded the title of "Founding Star Hero" by paying 8888 Fali as initial activity funds.

With the future growth of your clan, becoming a veteran, and receiving the title of Star Hero, it will be just around the corner!

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(There is a line of small, almost illegible text at the bottom, blurred by water stains, which seems to be a later addition:)

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For those with insufficient funds:

You may also accept payment in the form of labor such as "helping to wash dishes at the tavern to pay off the debt" or "exploring the dungeon together to collect magic stones."

Details will be discussed in person at: the kitchen of the "Abundant Mistress" or the entrance to the first floor of the dungeon.

Don't miss this opportunity!

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Tags: Dragon King Returns, DanMachi, Multiple Heroines, Smooth Reading Even for Non-Original Works

Li Chang'an traveled back in time to the Southern Song Dynasty, initially thinking he could make a name for himself using his knowledge from the future, but—

The system is 99.99% loaded... It's been stuck for a full hundred years!

He was neither good at literature nor martial arts; even the Beggars' Sect thought he had no talent!

He can only rely on toxic motivational quotes to fool people in the underworld, and has become a notorious old charlatan in Jiaxing City...

until--

Guo Jing: "This senior must be a reclusive master!"

Huang Rong: "You old liar! Even my father can't fake it as well as you!"

When I was old and frail, the system finally activated!

Travel through various realms + take on disciples and receive rewards!

Li Chang'an stroked his beard and smiled: "Disciples, your master is getting old, and fighting is no longer appropriate for me... Here, take this pile of elixirs and divine skills, and remember to be filial to your master!"

"Now, a brief interruption: a war criminal named Lu Qian. It is alleged that he committed crimes including, but not limited to, those listed below: 'Turning his own customers into food in his restaurant;' 'Connecting sewage pipes to the city's drinking water system to boost healthcare stock prices;' 'Using neutron beams to brutally annihilate an entire planet of aliens…' Citizens, please be wary of this heinous war criminal." Lu Qian stared blankly at his own photo in the marketing article. He just made a game, how could he be a war criminal? The next day, Lu Qian solemnly clarified in the *Game Observer*: "Who said I'm a war criminal? The games we make always promote truth, goodness, and beauty; it's just that players have misunderstood. Besides, I haven't been caught, how could I be a war criminal!"

My name is Bai Ye. I run a small stall in Windmill Village and work part-time as a dimensional intermediary.

One day, the naval hero Garp complained that my senbei was awful and tried to overturn my stall.

I threw him into the otherworld instance!

[Ding! Client selected: Monkey D. Garp!]

[Dungeon generating... Dungeon World: Naruto!]

[Mission Objective: Survive the Third Raikage's offensive, or defeat him!]

Garp: "You brat! What kind of hell have you brought me to?!"

Me: (Legged back) "A VR experience for one million Berries, what a steal!"

[Ding! Dungeon cleared! Clearance rating: S+!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-rank reward: The Perfect Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the S-rank reward: Lightning Release Chakra Mode!]

Feeling the surging lightning and tailed beast chakra within my body, I laughed out loud.

Who should be thrown in next? Whitebeard? Or one of the Five Elders?

(No way, letting others fight to the death while I get the rewards? This system is too awesome!)

【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: I'm in trouble right now. 【AAA Rin's Gem Wholesale】: Short on money? 【Not a Chuunibyou Cook】: Can't afford food? 【What did the safety shorts do to you?】: Did the vending machine swallow your money? 【Not in Prison 0721】: It can't be that you're in prison, right? 【AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang】: None of that. I saw someone digging up my mother's grave. 【Worldline Destroyer】: ? ————Here's a pseudo-rich heiress who's always short on money; here's a super-powered girl whose coins are swallowed by vending machines every day; here's a chuunibyou girl gradually becoming a cook; here's a super band girl who hiked 2400 miles in half a day; here's also the rebellious girl 0721 in prison. And there's him digging up graves. What kind of chat group is this?! 【Multiple female leads, abstract and lighthearted story. Please note that everyone has different tastes, so please don't criticize if you don't like it. Some people like it, some people hate it. If you don't like it, you can leave directly. Don't jump out to show your presence.】

Chu Yuanqing swore that as a former savior, he never imagined he would one day transform into a magical girl and participate in an idol audition program because he wanted to leave his daughter an inheritance before he died. But it didn't matter; no matter how embarrassing it was, as long as he wasn't discovered, it could be pretended never happened! But who could tell him why his obedient and sensible daughter was also participating in the audition? Looking at his daughter who called him "sister" every day and bluntly said, "I'm your fan," the middle-aged office worker felt utterly devastated. Damn it, he really didn't want to compete with his daughter for a debut spot! And clearly, [human nature]...

Karl: "Although I occasionally cause minor trouble worth tens of millions, sometimes change the terrain, and exchange contact information with beautiful female clients, I am definitely a good mage. Believe me, just open your eyes and you'll see how sincere I am."

Makarov: "I don't believe you for a second. Don't think I don't know you're going to use charm magic on me and make me clean up your mess at the council. No way! Who approved your entry into the guild anyway?"

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"Isn't it you?"