Waking up, he found himself transmigrated into the body of Hachiman, the self-destruction master. Looking at his lifeless eyes in the mirror, he secretly made a vow. He would make all those who had mocked him involuntarily say, "Look, that person seems like a social butterfly." Until one day... "Tell me, which one do you choose?!" Looking at the girls surrounding him, each holding various weapons, a bead of cold sweat trickled down Hachiman's forehead.

Late-night weird show: "In Tokyo late at night, there is a grocery store that can fulfill any wish. "Its operator is evil and leads people to depravity. "Just look at it and you will fall into unspeakable madness. "The various spell props sold will devour people's hearts and plunge them into the abyss." "Now, let's conduct random interviews on the street." Interviewee - "Don't talk to me, I wasn't forced to become a stockings maid by the store manager~~" - JK·Maid·Kato Megumi---Audience (fanatical): Hurrah! Hurrah! The omniscient and omnipotent Old Ones. Women are just stumbling blocks that hinder our progress!

Thanks for the invitation. I'm in Teyvat, working part-time...

Until that day, when the task lottery system was awakened... as long as you complete the task, you can enter the lottery.

So, in order to complete the mission...

Eula: You're telling me now that your confession is fake... I absolutely don't agree. You must be afraid of being rejected. Don't worry, my love, I will tell you my love...

Shen He: You are the red rope that can tie me up, so those who come to disturb us have to disappear.

Kamisato Ayaka: Complete the mission? Is that your reason? Well, I'll give you a mission too.

Yi Chen: Hehehe, I must survive!

[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.

In his previous life, Lu Xia unexpectedly obtained a Xuanwu pendant. He thought it was a fake, but it turned out to be the real deal. So, out of desperation, he had no choice but to take it with him and was forced to travel to the world of Quanfa.

However, during the awakening of magic, an unexpected event occurred, and he actually awakened the water element, one of the three useless elements in the early stages.

Lu Xia initially thought he could only stay behind the scenes, but after unleashing his magic, he suddenly realized how short-sighted he had been. Who says water-type characters can't be main damage dealers?!

Facing the group that had looked down on the water element in the past, Lu Xia only had one thing to say: "Try hitting me once!"

Years later, facing an overwhelming army of demons, Lu Xia only said one sentence: "Who dares to strike my shield!"

"What? You're saying everything will be fine if you don't hit me?"

"Hilarious! Magic changes in an instant, why can't I take the initiative to attack?"

This book is also known as "I Play Shield Counter in All of France", "With 100% Counter-Thrust, I'm Invincible", "I Wear Thornmail in All-Round Mage", and "Who Says a Defensive Mage Can't Carry?"

P.S.: While ensuring the protagonist's safety, try to salvage all the tragedies in the original story that can be avoided.

That year, Tang San wasn't born yet. That year, Bibi Dong's belly had just started to grow. That year, Qian Xunji hadn't yet drunk that bowl of arsenic. That year, Yu Xiaogang drowned his sorrows in alcohol countless nights. It's unbearable, truly unbearable~~ I miss you, I miss you, I miss you so much I'm going crazy~~ Come on in! Coming, bro! The book title is again "I Was Born by Bibi Dong at the Beginning." Ah, hahaha, what a clam!

Chu Yuanqing swore that as a former savior, he never imagined he would one day transform into a magical girl and participate in an idol audition program because he wanted to leave his daughter an inheritance before he died. But it didn't matter; no matter how embarrassing it was, as long as he wasn't discovered, it could be pretended never happened! But who could tell him why his obedient and sensible daughter was also participating in the audition? Looking at his daughter who called him "sister" every day and bluntly said, "I'm your fan," the middle-aged office worker felt utterly devastated. Damn it, he really didn't want to compete with his daughter for a debut spot! And clearly, [human nature]...

As a real bottle of wine in the winery, Asakura Makoto is deeply saddened by the current situation of so many undercover agents in the organization. As the saying goes, when you are young, you don't know the hardship of gin, but now you understand how difficult it is. After entering this industry, you really know what the bitterness of the industry is... You have to catch undercover agents, but you can't catch them all. You have to guard against them, but you have to rely on their talents - in front, there is Gin hitting you from behind with a club, and in the back, there is Gin's helicopter bombing Tokyo. Who do they rely on? It's the hard work and struggle of the undercover agents. It's difficult, Asakura Makoto sighed to the sky -

A distrustful emergency call led Ling Ke, who had transmigrated to the eve of the Third Great Collapse, to be used as a guinea pig for several years, suffering immense torment. Meanwhile, the Crimson Phoenix had already "transcended to the mortal realm," Kiana was in Anti-Entropy, Mei was in World Serpent, Bronya had long since reunited with Seele… and Ling Ke had become the Herrscher of Domination for thousands. "From this moment on, I will complete my revenge in this world!" The transmigrator from the Celestial Empire, already completely corrupted, revealed a terrifying, sinister grin. PS: A warning before reading: This is not a happy story.

In Class 1-A of Tokyo Advanced Nurturing High School, there was a student who became the talk of the school from the very first day. He was effortlessly cool, even doing his cleaning duties, eating lunch, and standing as punishment in the hallway. Every move he made exuded—Cool! Cooler! Coolest! This student, who embodied coolness and elegance to the extreme, was named—Sakamoto. He casually pushed up his glasses: "I am Sakamoto. What brings you here?"