Lin Zhengyi, who was killed by criminals while trying to stop a crime, was reborn into the world of Hong Kong variety shows. Based on his experiences in his previous life, he decisively chose to become a police officer.

After transmigrating, he gained access to the Justice Detective System.

By simply apprehending criminals and completing cases, one can gain varying amounts of experience based on a comprehensive evaluation of factors such as the case's impact, the difficulty and danger of solving it, the amount of money involved, and the host's level of involvement.

When you accumulate enough experience, you can acquire new skills.

He originally thought that he could rely on the system to punish evil and achieve the pinnacle of life.

result!

Master thief, cannibal artist, Breaking Bad...

Looking at the skills granted by the system, Lin Zhengyi remained silent for a long time before finally saying in a low voice, "System, something's wrong with you!"

But that's not all that's wrong.

besides...

"Others who transmigrate to the Hong Kong variety show world and become police officers either in the Major Crimes Unit or the Anti-Triad Unit, but me?! I'm in the Traffic Enforcement and Control Unit!?" Lin Zhengyi looked at the assignment notice in his hand and felt completely bewildered.

Weapons of light slay undead zombies, thunder stomps annihilate mutant lickers. Charged psychic cannons pierce the Alien Queen, and the radiant sun dispels cursed ghosts. Surrounded by psychic energy, I confront the Night Parade of Hundred Demons, while my psychic shield protects me. Lion's roar terrifies the undead, psychic beasts: dragons and tigers roar, thunder dragons emerge from the sea; a thousand lotuses bloom to battle a fiery tornado.

Traveling through the Type-Moon world, Lin Zhen obtains the True and False Dao Fruits. He must gain influence to achieve Dao and become an immortal. Why not just make a game? The Holy Grail War + the modified Delta has launched! [Misaka Mikoto: Is that CS choosing Red A to block the bridge again?] [Red A: ...] [Sato Kazuma: The idiot planner has updated!] [Kiritani Kazuto: The new map is Secret Babylon?] [Oyama Mahiro: Be a planner for a day, and be a filial son.] [Gilgamesh: Bastards, what are you doing?] Years later, as players continue to play, Lin Zhen's power soars, and he achieves Dao, becoming invincible. Suddenly, someone approaches him, saying, "Humanity is about to collapse." Lin Zhen replies, "There's no need to do anything—just talk to my champion players!"

Karl: "Although I occasionally cause minor trouble worth tens of millions, sometimes change the terrain, and exchange contact information with beautiful female clients, I am definitely a good mage. Believe me, just open your eyes and you'll see how sincere I am."

Makarov: "I don't believe you for a second. Don't think I don't know you're going to use charm magic on me and make me clean up your mess at the council. No way! Who approved your entry into the guild anyway?"

…………

"Isn't it you?"

I'm Aizen, and I'm panicking right now. I thought I was at my peak from the start, unstoppable, but can anyone explain what happened to that big brother I remember as "Vongola I"? This doesn't seem like a pure Bleach world!

I originally thought that if I could just stay awake until the plot started and hypnotize myself together with Kurosaki Ichigo, I would be able to reach the pinnacle of my life. However, this doesn't seem to work in this unfathomable world, so I can only go to different worlds and act out various identities to accumulate strength and the power of heroes, so that I can once again become Lan Da in people's eyes!

Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

As a real bottle of wine in the winery, Asakura Makoto is deeply saddened by the current situation of so many undercover agents in the organization. As the saying goes, when you are young, you don't know the hardship of gin, but now you understand how difficult it is. After entering this industry, you really know what the bitterness of the industry is... You have to catch undercover agents, but you can't catch them all. You have to guard against them, but you have to rely on their talents - in front, there is Gin hitting you from behind with a club, and in the back, there is Gin's helicopter bombing Tokyo. Who do they rely on? It's the hard work and struggle of the undercover agents. It's difficult, Asakura Makoto sighed to the sky -

Shinjiro was transported to the world of Bleach, becoming a human without spiritual power, unable to even defeat an ordinary Hollow. Fortunately, he obtained the [Life Simulation System], allowing him to experience the lives of different girls, change their life trajectories, increase their affection, and obtain rewards. He thought that since it was a simulated world, he could save girls but not take responsibility, and he was just a legend. But unexpectedly, one day, they all came knocking on his door? Rukia grabbed Shinjiro's collar, her little boots stomping on his chest, "Bastard! You've lied to me for so many years, and you think you can just walk away?" Retsu Unohana smiled and drew her sword: "How's your swordsmanship improving?" Rangiku Matsumoto squinted, "You used to say you only loved me, what's with these people now?" She glanced at Momo Hinamori, Soi Fon, and Ori Inoue behind her...

I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)