Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

As the Queen of Succubi, I appeal to the entire demon world for help: To corrupt a 17-year-old boy, I have transformed into the Otherworld Welfare System, attached myself to him, and begun my seduction! Dear host, you possess the ability to transmit your innermost desires to beautiful girls. Please have Yotsuya Miko... "Ripple!" "These are ripples that convey my will and enlightenment! The hymn of humanity is the hymn of courage!" Beep! You have awakened your seductive nature, making Goto Ichiri yours... "Do you believe in gravity?" "Human encounters are meaningful. If you want peace of mind, follow me." Beep, you can now stop time. The limit is five seconds. If you want more time, I command you to... Shinomiya Kaguya... "Enough! Five seconds is enough to dominate the entire world!" "And then I'll kill you, you bastard, in less than a second!"? Gazing at the invincible figure approaching, his fist piercing the sky, and behind him, the determined faces of the heroines who have overcome their fate, completed the trials, and grown. There were even many Taiman Ninjas, Magical Girls and the beautiful superpowered girl Succubus Queen whose lower abdomen trembled with phantom pain. Can reconciliation be achieved?

One day, Jiang Ming, who was playing a game, joined a mysterious chat group. However, looking at all the anime-style names, he fell into deep thought. Then, without hesitation, he picked up his keyboard... "You say your name is Zhong Li, right? Here's an early picture of Master Zhong doing gua sha (scraping therapy)." "You're called Raiden Mei, right? Then here's one of me saying 'I can't do anything.' You say you're Alicia? Okay, 55KG, little fatso, you say..." Seeing the group members fall silent, Jiang Ming nodded with satisfaction. Jiang Ming: "You're all laughing, why aren't you laughing anymore?" Then, he was somewhat surprised to find that it all seemed real. G!!!

Lin Jin, who transmigrated into the world of Detective Conan, discovered something amiss with his dreams. In one dream, he unleashed a barrage of attacks on Ran, but the next day, she lost her match due to a muscle strain. He dreamt that Eri Kisaki was investigating a case of female assault, and he offered to help, cooperating in reenacting the case, which gave Eri a breakthrough the next day. He dreamt that he trained with Sun Wukong, and the next day he had eight-pack abs. "It's a pity dreams are random, otherwise…" Lin Jin felt quite regretful. If he could, this thing would be far more useful than time stop.

Psychologist Su Yu found himself becoming a "ghost" in the Naruto world.

An immortal, yet indestructible, Impure World Reincarnation that cannot fight, cannot be perceived, and even has no sense of taste.

His only obsession is to truly come back alive.

"Ding, strong emotional distortion detected, rescue mission initiated."

【Mission 1: Uchiha's Twilight】

Clue 1: Appease your best friend Uchiha Kagami and obtain the "Mangekyo of Trust".

Clue 2: Stop Danzo's "root of genocide" plan.

Clue 3: Give young Fugaku a psychology lesson called "Love and Peace."

Mission 2: The Three Ninjas' Crossroads

Challenge: Enlighten Orochimaru, who is obsessed with immortality, and make him understand the meaning of "living".

Challenge: Cure Tsunade's hemophobia caused by the death of her lover and brother.

Challenge: Tell the confused Jiraiya that there is more than one choice for the "Child of Prophecy".

In order to get the reward of real taste, Su Yu began his journey of redemption through "mouth persuasion".

He saved Kushina, but made Minato wary of him; he stopped Obito from turning evil, but made Rin develop feelings for him that went beyond friendship; he changed the tragedies of countless people, but found that Nagato's Reincarnation Technique might never be activated.

He healed the entire ninja world, but was getting further and further away from his goal of "resurrection".

When Black Zetsu regards him as his greatest enemy, and when the whole world is searching for the true identity of this "Eternal Sage".

Su Yu sat on the Hokage Rock, looking at the ramen exchange voucher in his hand with distress.

"I saved everyone, who will save me?"

In Class 1-A of Tokyo Advanced Nurturing High School, there was a student who became the talk of the school from the very first day. He was effortlessly cool, even doing his cleaning duties, eating lunch, and standing as punishment in the hallway. Every move he made exuded—Cool! Cooler! Coolest! This student, who embodied coolness and elegance to the extreme, was named—Sakamoto. He casually pushed up his glasses: "I am Sakamoto. What brings you here?"

[Configuring Windows Update... 99%... Please wait] ...My name is Hiroki Sawada. I'm 10 years old and a time traveler. After crossing over, I live in an ordinary residential area in the Hidden Leaf Village and am unmarried. I attend the Ninja Academy and return home no later than 6:00 PM every day. I don't smoke and have no interest in alcohol. My favorite drink is Fat Otaku Sparkling Water. I'm currently a student at the Ninja Academy, excelling in theory and reasonably good in physical skills. I go to bed promptly at 9:00 PM every night and get a full eight hours of sleep. Before bed, I do 20 minutes of yoga to relax my body. Once in bed, I fall into a deep sleep. I sleep through the night, never letting fatigue or stress linger until the next day. Doctors say I'm normal. Of course, I'm only saying this to let you know that I don't have any lofty dreams...

Unexpectedly arriving in the world of Naruto, Uchiha Chiren desperately trains to save his life. He nearly escapes assassination after calling Danzo a eunuch and is sent to the battlefield as cannon fodder. Fortunately, he awakens a system that allows him to choose an ability from his opponent after each battle. [I choose Uzumaki Physique] [I choose Spirit +1] [I choose Constitution +1] [I choose Eight Gates Ninjutsu!] [I choose Flying Thunder God!]... Initially, Shimura Danzo was ecstatic, hoping this second battle would end Uchiha Chiren's fate. Unexpectedly, all his previous machinations proved ineffective, and Chiren even managed to activate his Mangekyō Sharingan. Years later, Chiren stands in the Hokage Building, addressing Shimura and the Sarutobi clan below with a hearty laugh. "Shimura Danzo, Sarutobi Hiruzen, this is your teacher, Senju Tobirama, right? Look! Today...

Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."