The ratings are normal; everyone who's seen them says they're great! After signing the contract, I was pulled into a bizarre world.

On the white-haired girl's panel in front of him, it was clearly written: [Model: Dongfeng-5C, Rating: UR (Mythical)]

My hands were shaking, my heart was pounding, and my mind was filled with the unfair terms that I had just personally revised.

She tilted her head to look at me, her pure blue eyes full of curiosity: "Chu Xuan, your heart rate is over 180, are you excited about signing me?"

Excited? I'm fucking afraid of dying!

I almost enslaved a walking nuclear bomb just now! With that black market contract worth two thousand dollars!

The shady dealer who sold me the contract even said, "Don't worry! It's an N-level agreement; you can bind anyone below SR level!"

I'll tie you up, you son of a bitch! This is like using a dog leash to tie up a Star Destroyer!

Now, this "Dongfeng Goddess," capable of wiping out a country with a single shot, is looking at me with her adorable eyes, seemingly waiting for me to feed her.

And in my pocket, I only had 1,310 yuan left...

[No censorship, no green (illegible characters), QCQS (qualified), quality guaranteed, quantity plentiful and satisfying] Su Chen transmigrated to the Teyvat continent and unexpectedly obtained the Staff Warrior template, awakening the Staff Warrior ability. Mission 1: Successfully make Barbara a True Lord of Physical Curse Removal, Role Playing +5, Favorability +10! Mission 2: Let the lady choose between the Fire Stick or the Law Stick, Role Playing +5, Favorability +20! Mission 3: Successfully make the Heart Sea produce caviar, Role Playing +10, Favorability +50! Su Chen: ? ? !!! !!! !!! Seeing the increasingly outrageous and absurd missions given by the system, Su Chen initially thought he would become the number one pervert in Teyvat, hunted down by a group of women. As a result… Funina: “I am the supreme water goddess, and you actually… never mind, let’s continue.” Lady: “You bastard, how dare you treat someone as noble as me like this…” Shen He: “My husband is really something!” Ayaka Kamisato: “Huh? You want me to wear a JK uniform for you?” Yae no Miko: “Same as always, just lie down!”

Mom and Dad aren't home. I'm all alone. Lonely and passionate. Suddenly, I get a crossover anime chat group where I can chat with anime girls. But why did it turn out like this? Homura Akemi: No! Absolutely not! I will never fight you again in this life! Skill activated! [Rebellion of the Little Toe] Everyone present will twist their little toe, so painful that they can't move. Madoka Kaname: Ability activated! [I am your father!] The target must call the caster "father" and automatically hand over their money! Kazuma: I've had enough. I can't move for three minutes, two minutes and fifty-nine seconds of the battle! Take this! [Shared Underpants Curse!] Everyone present will instantly feel their underwear tighten, causing them to lose their ability to move. Ken Kaneki: YA☆DA☆ZE! Ability activated! [Encirclement of Allies!] Launches an ally to cause a powerful attack! Leng Chang: ? RNM! All of you stop! Ah! Why am I glowing?! Damn it!

The three major civilizations swept across the explored universe and established their dominance in the interstellar space. The cruel and bloody exploration history became a chapter of the past, and the interstellar society ushered in a Star Sea era of peaceful development.

It all started in the first year of the Xinghai calendar.

A strange soul, a familiar story, an unknown journey.

Communication group Q: 1043893600

On a bright and sunny day, young Fei Yu was hit by a car and shattered into pieces, becoming a glorious transmigrator—a 99th-tier transmigrator at that. His cheat ability was a legendary chat group. However, Fei Yu was horrified to discover that all the characters he transmigrated into were strange; they were all female supporting characters from certain works. Thus, filled with grief and indignation, Fei Yu began his life in another world. (No main heroine/Multiple heroines (not Japanese))

No system, no cheat codes, no cheat codes, not even Honkai energy resistance. But, as long as you beat the beginner boss, none of that matters! "So... whose beginner boss is a Herrscher?! This difficulty is clearly outrageous!" After a fierce battle... "Damn, I finally beat it!" Before you can even catch your breath, the next person walking towards you is the Archbishop of Schicksal: Otto Apocalypse. "Is this ever going to end?!" After a series of all-out, extreme maneuvers... "Thankfully, a narrow victory..." Just as you wipe away your cold sweat, the Quantum Sea surges, and your next enemy appears: he will be the human chimera—the savior hero, Kevin. "???" This isn't the end. Immediately afterwards, you discover—the Cocoon of the End, the God of Venus... and a host of other powerful enemies arrive one after another. Looking at them, you finally fall silent. "You want me to fight them all?" Lin Wei pondered for a long time, then angrily slammed the table—"Damn it, I'm not playing anymore!"

I was reborn into the Dragon Ball world and became Son Goku. I'm so happy that someone as socially awkward as me could be the protagonist! As Goku, my duty is to protect Earth when I grow up. Although I don't have the original Goku's childlike innocence, I at least have a much greater understanding of him and a clear grasp of the world's future. With enough effort, I also have the potential to save the Earth. As for women, they'll only hinder my training speed. So, I diligently trained day after day with Grandpa Gohan. Ten years passed in the blink of an eye, and Bulma arrived, taking me on an adventure. I just wanted to train hard every day, improving a little bit each day. However, what I feared most came to pass. After I grew up, because I wasn't married, Bulma, Chi-Chi, Launch, and later Android 18 all coveted me for a long time, all vying to marry me...

[Not invincible at the start + requires a little patience]

The Third Hokage is tricking me?

It’s okay, I must become Hokage!

Are you all abusing me?

It’s okay, I must get everyone’s recognition!

It’s been more than ten years, and they didn’t meet until my dad’s disciples were assigned to work under him?

It’s okay, I will protect Mr. Kaka!

Oh my god, it’s been more than ten years, and this is the first time my dad’s master has come to see me?

It’s okay, I will inherit the dream of the lustful immortal!

Huh? So you're the one who killed my father, mother, and my brother-in-law, and tortured me for over a decade?

It's okay, I forgive you! Because Obito is the most handsome! Don't laugh at Obito!!!

???

No no no...

Wrong, all wrong!

Our Lady of Sunshine is a good boy, we must learn from him!

But I can't do it.

From the moment I crossed over, the sun disappeared...

Black Ming is online...

He was reborn, but his race turned out to be a giant of light! Next, we will face countless ferocious monsters. What should we do?

Fortunately, I awakened the system immediately and also joined the chat group. Let me see who is in the group...

Wolf King of Qingqing Prairie

Seventh generation Hokage

Seventeen years old

Don’t bully young people into poverty

It's stable now, I've covered Blue Star, even if Jesus comes, it's useless!

What to do if Godzilla attacks Sakura Kunibojima Nuclear Power Plant?

I just sat and watched!

What should I do if Griza calls me?

Uncle Gray, save me!

Let me see who dares not to be Smailus!

Does anyone in the family understand this?

I was just walking down the street and did nothing, but I was forcibly transported to another world.

I've traversed ninety-nine worlds at the same time, and even encountered a useless system that's completely ineffective. It's really frustrating.

Fortunately, I'm quite capable.

They can share their abilities with each other.

Having traversed so many worlds, what does it matter if they're all just accessories?

Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its uses!

You can get rich by collecting garbage!

Besides, if you walk in the dark too often, you're bound to step in poop!

Since the system is useless, my cheat is myself!

Big shots like Xia Yan: So this is why you're not ambitious and just waiting to suck up to powerful figures? ×N

Xia Yan (Keychain): That's right, everyone is their own father. Dad, love me again!

Hentai Natsuhiko: You unfilial sons, it's time to show you who the real father is!