During freshman military training, Ye Zhi Qiu was enjoying the air conditioning and eating watermelon in his dorm, admiring the military posture of his juniors. However, the campus beauty suddenly asked me to take her around the campus.
Campus beauty: I just randomly asked a senior to show me around campus.
Ye Zhi Qiu: Junior, I have a girlfriend.
School beauty: Yes, that person is me.
Batman: You mean you only kept one trump card and secret from your close friends and family, and you didn't even have an insurance plan for them? Emperor: You mean that when the Xenomorphs launched an invasion against you, given your ability, you didn't commit genocide? Sasuke: You mean you've lost countless compatriots, yet you didn't even have a thought for escalating the revenge? Everyone: Then you're definitely a dove spy! "?" The only hawk in the Land of Light, now subjected to slander and questioning, slowly typed a question mark in the chat group.
Hachiman Hikigaya, who was expelled from Advanced Training School in the second year after a unanimous exam, was taken in by a rich girl after leaving school and trained to pass the college entrance exam. He then happily received a large truck... Hachiman Hikigaya, who isn't exactly a rich kid: "Ouch, that hurts so much, Ryuen!" Ryuen: "Hikigaya is my good brother, you have to pay more." Ichinose: "What's mine is mine, no one can take it away." Ayanokoji: "How did I end up in Class C?" —————— Currently, he has: Ichinose, Shiina Hiyori. Number of students temporarily expelled by Hachiman: Nine.
Waking up, he found himself transmigrated into the body of Hachiman, the self-destruction master. Looking at his lifeless eyes in the mirror, he secretly made a vow. He would make all those who had mocked him involuntarily say, "Look, that person seems like a social butterfly." Until one day... "Tell me, which one do you choose?!" Looking at the girls surrounding him, each holding various weapons, a bead of cold sweat trickled down Hachiman's forehead.
Wu Ming traveled to a world where the "Yu-Gi-Oh! National Destiny Game" has arrived. Every once in a while, each country needs to send three players to participate in a survival challenge. The winner can bring the resources obtained in the game into reality, and can also receive a huge reward from the country where he is located. The loser will face cruel punishment. Wu Ming won the game and once helped the State of Chu to win the championship. He naively thought that he would be surrounded by beautiful women, luxury cars and mansions; but he received countless insults and slanders. "But I got powerful cards by luck, I don't have the strength at all!" "I can do it with [Malice]! This guy is a complete clown." "Yes, if I play [Blue-Eyes White Dragon], I will definitely get more points than him." The high school students of the State of Chu
(Harem! Harem! Harem! I've repeated it three times, please just take a look.) Question: What's the specialty of Izu? Answer: Flammable oolong tea! To overcome his fear of the sea, Hachiman Hikigaya came to the coastal city of Izu to attend university. He thought that with his solitary personality, he would only spend four years peacefully, but unexpectedly, he encountered many strange people. Kitahara Iori pointed at the pink-haired guitar girl and the decadent JD next to him, incredulous: "You actually have so many female friends?" After learning about his experience, Imamura Kohei covered his head and shouted: "And you also have a high school harem club that used to belong to you, and a super cute little sister even calls you Onii-chan?" "Scumbag! God punish you!!!" x2 Today is still very peaceful. [Grand Blue + Lonely Rock + Dark JK, maybe a bit of a transformation, anyway, I'll sew and sew, I'll write whatever comes to mind (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)]
This is an era of unparalleled glory, an era of elves, a golden age where geniuses rise together. Someone declared, "I am invincible, do as you please." The prominent signs at the arena entrance all proclaimed something significant.
"Flying Blaziken are prohibited from entering the arena."
"Greninja, a frog with ninjutsu abilities, is prohibited from entering the field."
"prohibit...."
[One Body, Two Souls] + [Hilarious Daily Life] + [Hilarious Romantic Relationship] [A Different Kind of Godhood, Everyone's Character Collapses, Dare to Try?]
[This story focuses primarily on slice-of-life scenes, with a secondary plot! Enter at your own risk!]
While watching the Super God anime, Ye Tian criticized the scriptwriter for the plot where Keisha was written out of the story. He was then kicked into the Super God world by an unknown big shot and ended up sharing a body with Keisha.
So the little angels discovered that their queen seemed to have a split personality!
[Official Keisha:] Ye Tian, you actually used my body to dance to Gokuraku Jodo?
[Ye Tian version of Keisha:] This is nothing, watch me give you a driving test!
[Angel Yan:] The Queen actually possesses such exquisite artistic talent!
[Ye Tian's version of Keisha:] The Queen is omnipotent!
[He Xi:] Tomboy, how dare you lead the way in violating justice and order?
[Ye Tian version of Keisha:] Every order needs to keep up with the times. It's not worth fighting to the death for others every day!
【Angel Cold:】When it comes to being a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur), the Queen is definitely superior!
[Ye Tian version of Keisha:] Look at this, learn from it, cold, Queen, I have high hopes for you!
[To all our little angels:] The Queen is so down-to-earth! We love her so much…
[Karl:] The schizophrenic Keisha is too dangerous. Just because she secretly sent Liang Bing some resources, she was immediately subjected to a Heavenly Blade Judgment.
[Morgana:] You bitch!!!
[Official Keisha:] My foolish sister, you have truly broken my heart.
[Ye Tian version of Keisha:] Watch me cut her into eight pieces, put them in a bottle, and take her back to vent your anger!
[Orange] The last guardian of the world—Haga Mayumi—after the destruction of her world, finally broke free from the trap of immortality and entered into eternal slumber. However, when she opened her eyes again, she was reborn in another world. This world is strange. The guardians here don't get hurt or bleed, and they don't get covered in dirt like she does in battle. They always have sparkling magic to keep their clothes clean, and they can fight and fly in light dresses without revealing anything. Those guardians with brightly colored hair and clothes are called "magical girls," and it is said that no one knows their identities. Even though Haga Mayumi's childhood friend, classmates, transfer students, school doctor... and even the idol girls she saw on TV all have unusually bright hair, and each one corresponds to the hair color of a magical girl, no one notices anything unusual. It's outrageous. However, she doesn't know that the most outrageous thing in this children's world is herself—she can bleed, can move freely again in three minutes after a severed arm is stitched back up, and can resurrect from a state of minced meat after exploding into orange juice and splattering people's faces.
Late-night weird show: "In Tokyo late at night, there is a grocery store that can fulfill any wish. "Its operator is evil and leads people to depravity. "Just look at it and you will fall into unspeakable madness. "The various spell props sold will devour people's hearts and plunge them into the abyss." "Now, let's conduct random interviews on the street." Interviewee - "Don't talk to me, I wasn't forced to become a stockings maid by the store manager~~" - JK·Maid·Kato Megumi---Audience (fanatical): Hurrah! Hurrah! The omniscient and omnipotent Old Ones. Women are just stumbling blocks that hinder our progress!