Tao Ling’s surname is Tao, and therefore he loves to escape. However, there is nowhere to escape in life, including dreamland—until he stumbles upon a young florist.

The name of the young man is Wen Qingying. He can neither speak nor hear.

As such, Tao Ling would come around the flower shop every day to chit-chat as much as he pleased. Then one day, the young man suddenly spoke, “I’ve caught you red-handed many times.”

Tao Ling: “???”

Wen Qingying: “I won’t expose you as long as you come home with me.”

Tao Ling: “!!!”

Note: Tao Ling’s surname, Tao(陶tao2) sounds the same as “escape” in Chinese.

Save this column by Fishbone~ [Copywriting] In the year 23333 of the Mu Yuan era, on the Swallowing Buds plane, a race without dreams inhabited. They lived long lives and possessed strong physiques, but lacked the nerves that allowed them to dream. Thus, a profession emerged within this vast plane: the Dream Builder. ... He Fei felt incredibly unlucky. As a nerdy writer, being accidentally killed by aliens was one thing, being reborn on another planet was one, and being raped upon waking was one, but what about being asked to marry a dead person? Sure, they had an engagement, but it was arranged by their parents! Do aliens also practice child marriages? Not to mention, his intended marriage partner was already dead. He Fei didn't want to marry a dead person, but unfortunately, military orders were unavoidable, so he could only hold a tablet and swear allegiance before the gods. He had assumed a widow's life would be hard, but unexpectedly, his in-laws seemed quite kind to him, providing him with food, shelter, and money, and even allowing him to resume his old trade. From novelist to dream builder, a worthless widower transformed himself into a sought-after dream builder among the nobility. Then, unfortunate events occurred: He Fei discovered he was pregnant with steamed buns. Eating Guidelines: 1. Marry first, love later; top dotes on bottom, naive, sweet, childbearing, and incredibly sweet. 2. The Imperial God of Kings has that... [This article is participating in the "I Have a Date with Jinjiang" essay contest. Ladies who liked this article, please give us your support! =3=] There are two ways to vote: 1 bottle of nutrient solution = 4 votes, 1 landmine = 1 vote. Ladies, please show your support! Fishbone loves you! [The entry will be published tomorrow (Friday), and I'll have three long updates, so I'll be taking a break today o(≧v≦)o~~ Ladies, please continue to support me! Fishbone loves you_(:з”∠)_ Please save my new draft! =3=! [Synopsis] Shangguan Diwu has traveled through time and become Guan Wu, the cross-dressing villain who tortured the male protagonist to death in the popular novel "Immortal Demon Tribulation" that I just abandoned two days ago. Not only that, he also obtained a very creepy system. What the hell is this peerless transvestite training system?! As the fake heroine in the first third of the story and the real villain in the last two thirds, Guan Wu not only has to seduce the male protagonist but also follow the plot carefully. He expressed immense pressure. Especially since he abandoned the novel midway and had no idea what the subsequent plot would be like. Guan Wu always thought that the character he was wearing was the biggest villain in the book (he was a man dressed as a woman to deceive the male protagonist's feelings, so he was not the ultimate villain?), but he did not expect that the protagonist and the ultimate guy in this book, who used to speak softly and tenderly to him, suddenly turned into a possessive and blackened pervert. What the hell is this! Guan Wu Erkang's hand—— Male protagonist, do you know what it is? You are broken! The male protagonist is gentle and elegant on the outside, but he is a blackened man on the inside) The main one is the bottom, the bottom has a hole in his brain, the top loves the bottom, sweet sweet sweet~ Portal

The MC entered the body of the An family eldest son, An Ziran, an arrogant 16 years old boy who weighed 78 kg (~171-172 lbs), who only knew how to eat, play and sleep. Seeing his current body, An Ziran decided his first priority was to LOSE WEIGHT!

Three days later after he became An Ziran, An Ziran’s father and his biological mother died, which meant as the eldest son he had to take over the family business.

Beside his legitimate first wife, An Ziran’s father also married 3 others women, who all wanted to take over the An family fortune but only the eldest son could be able to touch it, therefore they have to depend on An Ziran in order to live a comfortable life.

An Ziran’s father also had an older brother who is always planning to steal the An family fortune. The elder brother of An Ziran’s father and the woman he married had powerful connections. In order to save the An family fortune, An Ziran has to find a golden thigh to cling on. The butler told An Ziran that there is an engagement between the An family and an influential family. Therefore he takes his sister to that family house to make a connection.

However, during their journey, An Ziran’s younger sister overheard that the son of that family is UGLY, so as a beautiful and spoiled young lady coming from a rich household, she didn’t want to marry him and decided to run away. Without any other choice, An Ziran had to take his sister’s​ place and marry that man, who told him that he would let him go soon, but lied.

“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!”

Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d tormented the young male lead almost to death, the scum villain Shen Qingqiu.

It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe, into a human stick, a human stick!

Ten thousand “f*ck your moms” rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart:

“It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so f*cking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!”

Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him.

Why, as a scum villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist!

Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.”

A miracle doctor is exiled to an alternate savage world and forced to change his scummy ways!

Having thoroughly offended God, Yan Mo’s soul was transmigrated to another world. He quickly understood the cruelty of this world he’s in. The reason he was hit unconscious by someone and brought back to his home, was to be that primitive man’s food reserves in winter. The tribe he is in is a super spartan primitive tribe, the people here only respect two things: Combat power! Fighting ability! The former is the fighting power in battles, the latter is…

……

Examine illness? Chinese medicine? Drink those bitter sandy things? The hell is that? Are you trying to murder our tribe’s warrior? Die!

Plant wheat? Raise pigs and chickens? We are warriors, not s*aves! Die!

Teaching the women to make clothes and cook? Make them soap and perfume? F*ck, he’s actually seducing our women! Die!

You’re a messenger of god? Here to lead us to a better life? Very well. We’ll give you one day, conquer all of our enemies, make them into sl*ves and bring them back. If you can’t, you’re dead!

Yan Mo: “……”

[Gender change, remarriage, romance story. It's recommended to read from the male protagonist's perspective. The content is quite intense; please leave if you can't handle it.] He wakes up to find himself transported to a post-apocalyptic novel and transformed into the novel's effeminate character, Su Youyou. As a effeminate character, to survive this apocalyptic world, she must find a strong teammate. Faced with the eager gazes of those around her, Su Youyou reluctantly sells her body to cling to the protagonist's thigh.

Protagonist: Su Youyou

His filming opportunities were taken by others; his boyfriend cheated on him; he gave up a rich, tall handsome fiance and devoted himself to a scumbag. In the end, he was beaten to death by the scumbag. Yan Qing Chi felt that although this danmei cannon fodder supporting male that he transmigrated into was troublesome, it was kind of tragic that he died like this through his own actions.

So, the first thing that Yan Qing Chi did after taking over this body was to catch them in the act and beat up the scumbag! The second thing that he did, was to agree to the marriage proposal from the aristocratic fiance.

However, Yan Qing Chi stared down at his big belly. Who can tell him what the heck this was?! Don’t tell him that he transmigrated into a mpreg novel???

Standing on the side, the tall, rich, and handsome Film Emperor Jiang asked carefully, “Babe, do you want a boy or a girl?”

Yan Qing Chi: Do I want a WHAT?!

Albarino was a forensic pathologist at Westland Forensic Bureau, single, witty, and would go out for a drink with his colleagues – just like any other forensic pathologist.

Except for one thing: he was secretly a psycho serial killer.

For the longest time, Albarino had a normal 3-point-1-line life [1] from home – Forensic Bureau – crime scene (his own or someone else’s), until one day, another psycho serial killer unintentionally killed his target he had planned to kill for 3 months.

With all his meticulous planning ruined, he was pissed off, so he decided to provoke the other serial killer himself.

[1] a boring, monotone, unchanging life.

Within the Immortal Realm, there were nine thousand major realms, with three thousand at the top, three thousand in the middle, and three thousand at the bottom, along with countless minor realms.

In Xu Ziqing’s previous life, he was sickly. In this life, he originally thought about passing his days freely amongst the scenery in between the mountains and rivers, but unexpectedly, the year he turned thirteen years old, in just a single morning, his life became a fantasy.

If your body had Spiritual Roots, then you had to set foot on the path to immortality. If you were unwilling to do so, you would become a rock under someone else’s foot. Thus, he could only push forward against the currents trying to push him backward, repeatedly overcoming the obstacles in his way.

Under the Tianzun, all were insects. Xu Ziqing’s life was like dust, but he wanted to hold fast to his sense of self, following his heart to pursue his Path, turning his body into one like a kunpeng’s, quickly advancing, and traveling everywhere underneath the nine skies!