The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.
Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.
Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?
Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.
Chen He: …
Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?
Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?
Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!
Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!
Chen He: Who…who are you?
Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!
Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!
After looking at a handsome man’s picture, he has transmigrated into another world. Rong Yi looked up at the sky, speechless. How unlucky could he be to have transmigrated into a loser + sissy’s body…
What’s worse, the original master of this body has been married to a man! And the worst thing is…
Rong Yi takes a deep breath and lowers his head to look at his chest! Flat! Check! Then he pulls open his pants and luckily see his ‘brother’ is still there, feeling much relieved…
He said to the little cute kid, “What did you say? Say it again.”
…
When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage.
This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body.
Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him.
Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!”
Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts.
However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month.
Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?”
Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview.
The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage.
In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.
Tao Ling’s surname is Tao, and therefore he loves to escape. However, there is nowhere to escape in life, including dreamland—until he stumbles upon a young florist.
The name of the young man is Wen Qingying. He can neither speak nor hear.
As such, Tao Ling would come around the flower shop every day to chit-chat as much as he pleased. Then one day, the young man suddenly spoke, “I’ve caught you red-handed many times.”
Tao Ling: “???”
Wen Qingying: “I won’t expose you as long as you come home with me.”
Tao Ling: “!!!”
Note: Tao Ling’s surname, Tao(陶tao2) sounds the same as “escape” in Chinese.
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