This is the story of a Kantas couple’s successful efforts to lay (steal) eggs:

“… You stole it?” Black’s expression tensed as he cautiously lowered his body, using his wings to conceal the nest more tightly.

“I didn’t steal–” Listening to Black’s question, White’s expression became prouder. He stuffed the large white egg beneath his butt as he replied excitedly, “I laid it!”

Boom– Black seemed to have heard the sound of a string known as rationality snapping in his head.

He finally knew what was more infuriating than a husband leaving home for half a year only to come back with a wife three months pregnant. Which was–

A wife leaving home for a few days to find out that his husband had laid an egg!

The story’s protagonist → Meng Jiuzhao (crying) : I am that egg.

[Daily Updates] [Next sweet, healing novel: "The Vicious Wife Who Transmigrated into a Disabled Young Master." The text is at the bottom, so add it to your favorites!] ===============Text ============== Jiang Lian, the Jiang family's only son, returns home after months of disappearance. Unexpectedly, he discovers his long-lost brother, a double-S-rank master, while he's a mere F-rank psychic. His luxurious bedroom has been replaced by a shabby attic; his social appearances have made him the target of comparison and ridicule. He's been told to be magnanimous as an older brother, only to have his younger brother designated as the heir. Jiang Lian: "Then I'm leaving?" Jiang Lian leaves the Jiang family without a second thought, applying for the Star Beast program, a spot no one wants. People assume Jiang Lian has finally realized he has no place in his family and has decided to throw in the towel. No one knew that after he disappeared, he rescued many injured star beast cubs in another world and became a veritable star beast expert. Everyone was waiting to see Jiang Lian’s joke, but things did not develop in the same way as they imagined - "Jiang Lian from the Star Beast Department of the Federal Military Academy successfully treated a seriously injured star beast during the assessment!" "Jiang Lian led the Star Beast Corps to repel a small-scale Zerg invasion!" "Jiang Lian reproduced the mecha fusion technique with the SSS-class humanoid star beast in the league and won the championship that the Federation had missed for two sessions!" At the league awards ceremony, Jiang Lian, the hero of the championship, spoke to the cameras of many star media: "Can the Jiang family stop begging me to go home? Do you deserve it?" Everyone:...The clown was actually me? *At the league awards ceremony. The most shocking

After looking at a handsome man’s picture, he has transmigrated into another world. Rong Yi looked up at the sky, speechless. How unlucky could he be to have transmigrated into a loser + sissy’s body…

What’s worse, the original master of this body has been married to a man! And the worst thing is…

Rong Yi takes a deep breath and lowers his head to look at his chest! Flat! Check! Then he pulls open his pants and luckily see his ‘brother’ is still there, feeling much relieved…

He said to the little cute kid, “What did you say? Say it again.”

…

When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage.

This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body.

Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him.

Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!”

Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts.

However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month.

Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?”

Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview.

The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage.

In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.

“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!”

Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d tormented the young male lead almost to death, the scum villain Shen Qingqiu.

It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe, into a human stick, a human stick!

Ten thousand “f*ck your moms” rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart:

“It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so f*cking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!”

Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him.

Why, as a scum villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist!

Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.”