(Single female protagonist ➕ gender-changing Sasuke ➕ cool article ➕ no conspiracy theory ➕ reborn Naruto ➕ light daily life ➕ make up for regrets)

Traveled to the world of Naruto and became Uzumaki Naruto!

I thought I would have to go through the old path of a passionate last-place counterattack, but I ended up awakening the [Bond System] at the beginning - as long as I establish a connection with the original character, I can get the opportunity to become stronger!

Flying Thunder God? Learn!

Wood Release? Practice!

Immortal technique? Cultivate!

Then secretly get a pair of Mangekyō Sharingan and open a mysterious vest for fun...

Just as Naruto was ready to make up for the regrets of the original work and reach the peak of his life -

Fate gave him a big "surprise".

On an ordinary day, Naruto was teasing the tsundere little Uchiha girl with long black hair in front of him, feeling a lot of emotions in his heart:

"How adorable... Too bad in a few years, some 'filial son' will wipe out their clan. We have to find a way to save them."

But the next second——

[Ding! Congratulations to the host: forming an initial bond with the original character "Uchiha Sasuke"! ]

Naruto: "...What?!"

Sasuke? That cool, humming, humphing idiot?

But the one in front of me is clearly a Uchiha little loli with long black hair, tsundere and awkwardness!

Oh, now her name is Zuoyue.

Question: Beneath the starry sky, there stands a beauty. Her long black hair flows like eternal night, her bright eyes shimmer like the stars, her immense magic makes the world tremble, and her unparalleled beauty compels all beings to bow before her. Who is this beauty?

“That’s right, it’s me, the Queen of Witches, Dorothy!”

It all started when our obscene, shameless, shameless protagonist, with a completely distorted worldview and acting skills comparable to an Oscar winner, downloaded a "QQ 8.2 Green Free Installation Version." From then on, their life became even more extraordinary. Of course, this wasn't a gift of cheats, but rather a gift of a dark world where they would be beaten by cheaters. In the dark world, even playing hide-and-seek can be fatal. Not only hide-and-seek, but even losing a running race can result in death by a headshot. Let's guess how long it will take for this protagonist to be completely ruined.