Old man: "Do you want revenge?"

The boy: "I have been repeatedly insulted by strong men and regarded as garbage by my master. How could I not want revenge?"

The old man touched the boy's head and sighed: "Good boy, let me pass on my skills to you."

The boy was surprised and said: "Senior! How can this be possible?"

The old man stretched out his hand: "Give me your phone."

The boy looked at the changes on the phone and was shocked: "Senior! Where did this hundred years of skills come from?"

The old man smiled slightly: "Good boy, this is your spare power in the Heavenly Palace. You can use it whenever you need it in the future. Don't be insulted again."

The boy frowned: "Isn't this a mana loan? I'm afraid..."

Old man: "The Heavenly Palace is a big platform. New users who borrow a hundred years of skills have 30 days of interest-free, and the lowest daily interest rate is half a day's skill, which is not as much as your breathing one week."

...

Zhang Yu snorted coldly and turned off the advertisement above.

[No harem + invincible + funny + funny + time travel, please do not enter if you mind. 】

[Old author's new book, 20 million words of experience, likes to dig holes, and reads a few chapters patiently when seeing something unreasonable. ]

The disciple who had just joined the sect came to report in panic:

"Master, something terrible has happened. Our eldest brother has robbed us of our money!"

"What a fuss! It's your senior brother who is trying to benefit us!"

"Big Brother is kidnapping and extortion!"

"Oh, I told you it was Senior Brother who was looking for benefits for us!"

"But, our eldest brother has been possessed by a demon, so we have to take care of this, right?"

"Congratulations, he has finally made progress in his practice!"

"But, Big Brother also killed someone!"

"Why don't you go and help? Sect disciples, grab your weapons!"

Chen Yuan transmigrated and became a top-tier Celestial Spiritual Root cultivator. In just a few decades, he had cultivated all the way to the ninth stage of Tribulation.

But—what do you mean the ninth stage of Tribulation is the ceiling, and there’s no Immortal Realm beyond that? And there are millions of people stuck at the Tribulation stage in the Nine Provinces?

Luckily, Chen Yuan is bound to the Grand Dao Simulator. Each simulation grants him a new talent, allowing him to comprehend the laws of these alien worlds.

—“I figure, any goal you set your mind to will slightly increase your chances of success.”

—“I’ve got a wild idea: your thinking speed is slightly slower than the average person’s, but occasionally, you come up with some crazy ideas.”

—“Persuader: You’re born with a unique charm that makes it easier to convince others.”

…

But why does the simulation always start with that Qi Refining brat?

And why are you Qi Refining weaklings acting so c*cky in front of me?

…

My name is Chen Yuan. I was lucky enough to transmigrate to a different world—but my situation sucks.

Fine, starting off as a doomed abandoned baby is one thing, but when I tried to cultivate, I got tricked into becoming a mining s*ave.

Thankfully, I bound the Grand Dao Simulator, which lets me grow stronger and escape my fate through countless simulations.

But why does it always feel off?

Like I’m not the one actually starting the simulations?

Also… why are all you people trying to kill me suddenly turning into ash on the ground with just a blink?

Whatever. Let’s keep simulating…

Wang Xie cultivated bitterly for a thousand years, his white hair fluttering in the wind only to finally realize that he was actually the destined old villain of fate!

Child of Fortune:

“That old thief stole my life-bound artifact, took my childhood sweetheart a saintess and made her his foot-washing maid!”

Iceberg Divine Maiden:

“Old thief! You and I cannot exist under the same sky… Wait! Did you just say you can mend the flaw in my Great Dao?”

The divine maiden crushed the battle invitation and arrived with her Imperial Sutra in hand:

“Senior, about that Dao discussion… could it possibly… last a hundred years?”

---

【Legendary Moment of the Three Realms' Submission】

One hundred thousand cultivators surrounded Wang Xie in a grand siege, only to witness:

The Kunlun Saintess raising a soul tablet high and shouting:

“Everyone, watch your words! Senior Wang is currently discussing Yin-Yang and the Heavenly Dao with my family’s ancestor, Grandmaster Luoying!”

From the Buddhist sect, a holy monk stepped across the void, holding a Golden Wheel of Merit:

“Benefactor, the Abbot says the ultimate secret of the ‘Joyful Zen Sutra’ you revealed last time...”

And Wang Xie sat calmly upon the Throne of Law, his fingertips entwined with the Lifebound Demon Flame of the Demon Empress:

“Wife, if this pregnancy results in twin Dao bodies, how about we slaughter the Celestial Court as their full moon celebration?”

---

Latest Prophecy: Alliances with the Wang Clan Multiply Dao Comprehension Speed by 999 Times!

Xuantian Sect Announcement: 108 Marriage Peaks Have Been Established, Enraging the Neighboring Heaven’s Secrets Pavilion!

Wang Xie toyed with his 9,999th marriage token, standing atop a Blood Oath Covenant of All Races, and calmly said:

“I’ve always said I’m not good at fighting. I merely have a little skill… in making all the celestial fairies submit with true Dao-heart sincerity.”

Suddenly, his lifebound jade pendant at his waist shone and reflected across the heavens and from the firmament descended immeasurable Heavenly Merit:

> 【Detected: The Wang Clan’s Dao Lineage now covers 3,000 Realms.

Ultimate Achievement Unlocked: All hostile forces automatically trigger the Heavenly Dao Rule: “Call Me Daddy!”】

[Weird • No Romance • Superpowers • Dark]

A twisted soul, unbound by rules or conscience.

I am the shadow beneath the light, cruel, cold-blooded, and venomous like a serpent.

My fangs deliver a fatal kiss at any moment.

I transmigrated into a world teeming with eerie, supernatural horrors

But my identity as a traveler was accidentally exposed.

I was captured, turned into a lab rat, and barely managed to escape with my life.

In the darkness, hatred burned quietly.

A mysterious black stone tablet appeared.

Slaying the strange creatures allows me to devour their power, awakening one extraordinary ability after another…

Stack. Release. Slaughter everything.

“I don't just want your life.”

“I will destroy your pride, erase your clan, sever your bloodline, and dig your grave.”

“I’ll make you die slowly, bit by bit, drowning in pain.”

“I’ll curse this world and everyone in it. In this life… there will be no peace.”

【Avatar】【Magic Immortality】【Behind the Scenes】

Life is like duckweed falling into the grass, and the soul is helplessly trapped in the devil's path.

Life and death are decided on the corpse refining platform, and the Taoist soldiers show their mysterious path along the way.

Lu Yuan traveled to a demonic sect where lives were worthless, and became a cultivator who was about to embark on the corpse refining stage.

Once you enter the corpse refining platform, life is like death.

Become a Taoist soldier who only follows orders and becomes cannon fodder for the sect.

The road ahead is ruined and the realm of cultivation can no longer be improved.

Fortunately, there is a strange blessed place in my mind where I can refine my clone based on destiny.

When he stepped into the corpse refining platform with his clone, he obtained a Taoist clone with an elevated realm.

Lu Yuan hid behind the scenes and made plans to decide the outcome.

Relying on the clone from the mysterious blessed land to refine Taoist soldiers, as time went by, he finally became an almighty powerful person.

Nameless Guest: "If you can bring the martial arts, inner strength, Taoism, magical powers, etc. you learned in the game into reality, would you play such a game?"

Gamer: "Of course I would, there is such a good thing?"

Nameless Guest: "Then if you die in the game, you will die in reality, will you still play such a game?"

Gamer: "Let me think about it - well, I should be able to play it, as long as I am careful not to provoke high-level monsters."

Nameless Guest: "Then if the difficulty of this game is so high that even a small monster at the entrance of a village can easily chop you down, will you still play it?"

Gamer: "..."

PS: There are already six excellent articles with more than one million words, you can read them with confidence.

On another Earth, ancient cultivation has never ceased.

Mythology and history also turned to another direction early on, with constant twists and turns.

When time came to the modern era, the world was blurred and everything was complicated. The myths of saints and the legends of demons...

Who would decide the future, nuclear weapons or demons?

Sp: "What if you become a Taoist?!"

"Thank you for the invitation. I'm on Earth and just woke up."

"Of course, I'll win people over with virtue."

"Martial virtue is also virtue..."

Martial arts rise up to control the destiny of the world, and virtue changes the sun and the moon to balance the eight directions!

This is a story of relying on billions of help from the panel to burn yourself and the world...

genius? Just see my threshold!

If you have not practiced, you will see me like a frog in a well and watch the moon in the sky. If you practiced, you will see me like a mayfly and see the blue sky.

...

Yu Fei, who has the ability to copy creatures, never returns on the path of peerless monsters.

【Super speed response】

Talent quality: blue

Description: Meow’s reaction power is seven times that of Meow.

Effect: Increase the basal neural response speed by seven times.

...

【Reinforced steel bars】

Talent quality: purple

Note: Extraordinary muscles and bones, firm will.

Effect: The muscles and bones are more resilient, have stronger strength and ability to resist strikes, and greatly enhance their resistance to pain!

...

What? Can talents be integrated?

[Rough skin and thick flesh] + [Reinforced steel and iron bones] + [The posture of heaven and man] +... = [Empty and Ming Martial Body]?

...

【Kongming Martial Arts】

Talent quality: red

Explanation: The natural martial arts form is a mysterious one.

Effect 1: Martial body...

Effect 2: Minghui...

Effect 3: Yang Fire...

...

Yu Fei looked at his top talent and decided to give this world a little shock!