A Sigma man's hilarious (?) daily life
Content: Urban setting with multiple female protagonists and superpowers
Hi everyone, this is Talking Principles~ Today I'm bringing you something you've all wanted to see: tsundere, yandere, innocent, and cunning—it's all here! Hurry up and watch! If you don't watch, I'll...I'll...kneel down and beg you to watch QAQ
Just as he exited the college entrance exam hall, he was transformed into a hero fragment and transported to the world of a girl band. Hehe, it seems that copied playlist he prepared finally came in handy. As the god of girl bands, Koshimuraze is bound to punch Roselia, kick RAS, sweep the Tokyo Dome Red and White Song Festival, and dominate the women's arena! Why did Chihaya Aine sprout horns? What does it mean that RiNG has become an adventurer's guild? What does it mean that all bands have become adventuring groups? Huh? So you all know magic? What the hell are you doing? Is this still a girl band show? In a world full of dangers and gravity, Koshimuraze still struggles to move forward... Takamatsu Tomo: Can we form an adventuring group for life? Chihaya Aine: Don't touch my tail! Toyokawa Shoko: Um, can you lend me some money to copy the paper... Nagasaki Motoyo: Kulaixiku is a great adventuring group. I've decided to bring my talents to myGO. Wakaba Mutsu: Teacher, I'm all you need... Wait, don't come over here!
As everyone knows, without talent and ability, you simply can't survive in the world of crossover anime! Every day you either encounter academic geniuses who easily get perfect scores or "ordinary" high school students with billions in assets; bestselling authors and national idols are constantly blocking your door; musical geniuses are as common as stray dogs on the street! How are ordinary people supposed to live in a world like this?! "Oh, I'm not an ordinary person either? Never mind then!" Although she didn't have a system to help her, Sakura Koji was born with a family background, talent, good looks, and parents that other protagonists could only dream of. The only problem… “What’s with being born with a debuff? Will I even live to be 20?” “There are so many geniuses in crossover anime, why is everyone targeting me?!” He looked at the constantly appearing Yamada Ryo, Hoshino Ai, Kawaharaki Momoka, Hiratsuka Shizuka, Sakurajima Mai with disdain, “Hmph, looking at you is less appealing than looking in a mirror.” “Hmm? Contacting them can cure my illness? Then I have to go!” “You know, I don’t subjectively want to be a scumbag, but objectively, that might be the case.” “A love triangle, huh? That’s a bit dangerous. I wonder if crossdressing and using an alternate account could help me share some of the burden.” “I super, super, super love my XX girlfriends?”
"A Certain Magical Index, A Certain Magical Index, who is the strongest person in the world?" "@#¥%*!..." [Mahoutsukai no Yoru → The Fourth Cup War → Re:Zero → High School DxD → Gensokyo → Little Garden → Cinderella → Type-Moon → No Game No Life (Prequel) → A Certain Magical Index] [Xia Mo]
My wife is stunningly beautiful, even the newly enthroned Empress can't compare! My wife is an amazing cook, even the Empress's kitchen can't match her skills! My wife loves me and cares for me deeply, I wouldn't trade her for the Empress! What? My wife is actually the Empress?! [Old Dog]
Ye Chang'an was bound to a simulator system. Changing other people's fates could increase the number of simulations, but every time the simulation result was that he would become a Herrscher. "First life, I was in the previous civilization. I grew up with Eden and we even got married. With the frequent Honkai attacks, I thought I could survive with Eden for 50,000 years... but I became the first Herrscher." "Second life, I was in the present civilization. I grew up with Sirin and we were captured and used for experiments. With the injection of Honkai energy, I thought Sirin was going to Herrscher... but I Herrschered first." "Third life, I was in the previous civilization. I grew up in the Far East with the Sakura sisters and became assassin partners with Sakura. With... okay, okay, so I became the third Herrscher too, right?" Every time a Herrscher disaster occurred in the simulation, there was at least one Ye Chang'an among the Herrschers. "System, you better give me an explanation." "...You put too much Honkai energy resistance into it." Ye Chang'an: ( ̄ー ̄) (Three points for the introduction, seven points for the main text)
After obtaining the remains of the main god space and traveling to the world of Zongman, the main god space has lost most of its functions and has become a love system. As long as you fall in love, you can get various rewards. Got it! This is a romantic comedy. Just when Mingxian was about to have a young love, he killed the gods. Where is the promised romantic comedy?! After being obsessed with playing the masked hero for a year, the number of people confirmed to be successfully conquered in the love system has exceeded one hundred. "That's not right, I'm obviously not in a relationship!"
After being transported to the world of Genshin Impact, Han Feng obtained a god-level comic book store system.
You can receive exclusive rewards by hosting a certain number of guests.
Thanks to the comics about past lives provided by the system, the shop quickly became popular throughout Teyvat!
Wendy: "Hey, when am I going to get the Gourmet Tablecloth?! I'm so broke I can't even afford to eat!"
Zhongli: "Boss, these Ultraman comics are really interesting. I'll build an Ultraman statue in Liyue later!"
Ningguang: "With the Peace Star, my Jade Pavilion can finally cover the seven kingdoms!"
Klee: "Jix's bombs are amazing! It's so much fun blasting fish!"
Yingmei: "The comics in the shop are so good, I don't even want to go see my brother anymore, what should I do?"
(If there are any incoherent parts, missing words, or typos, you can mark them. The author will correct them when they see them. ٩( 'ω' )و . Also, the author is still alive (⑉°з°)-♡)
Zhang Lang raised his head at a 45-degree angle to gaze at the starry sky: "Alas, you said I..."
"This life is like walking on thin ice. Do you think I can reach the other side?" the system said hurriedly.
"Tongzi, you..."
"Stop being crazy and quickly repair the school wall. Otherwise, you will have to see the use of Judas again."
"No matter how big the prison is, don't elbow me."
"You…"
"Civility, Tongzi, look at Deli. She's just being silly. Why didn't you come over and supervise me while I was building the wall?"
The system sensed something. "? I advise you not to be so ungrateful as to honestly repair the wall..."
"It's hilarious! Cricket Deli is so stupid, am I afraid of him? If I do this or that, this academy might not be able to be named Zhang..."
A cough, a cough, a loli voice filled with anger came, "Zhang Lang, have you thought about how to die?"
"I hope you will die of old age, dear darling," Zhang Lang replied weakly.
"What do you think?" Theresa smiled as she looked at the trembling Zhang Lang...
Terra's worldline collapsed. None of the operators who were supposed to go to the island did. "—Shen Cangye, your mission is: go to Terra and recruit the lost operators back to Rhodes Island! The easiest way is to find them, then conquer them, and get them to come to Rhodes Island for you." I, a Stand user, an S-class hero, a Grand Magician, the savior of Azeroth... you're asking me... to chase girls? This book is also known as: "About the Time I Was Forced to Trick the Operators to Go to the Island." Well, how can something about the HR department be called a trick? Change that! [Scythe Little Red Riding Hood]