"This land is rife with conflict, but here, we will protect everything. We uphold the dignity of the law and do our utmost to stop any attempt to subvert the order of Longmen. Even if the road ahead is filled with difficulties, we will fight bravely. We are the Longmen Guard Bureau."

Xu Ling: "Mr. Chen, the promotional video is finished. Can I leave work now?"

Chen Huijie: "How come the Guards Bureau has someone like you?"

Shi Huaiya: "Don't worry about this stubborn fan. I'll pay for your dinner after get off work. Eat as much as you want."

Everyone in the Imperial Guard: "Long live!"

After Wen Yao arrived in the Hell of Gensokyo, Shiki-sama's daily life became like this: In a singularity, discussing the meaning of death with Ereshkigal, the goddess of the underworld; Izanami, the goddess of the underworld, confiding in someone about her loneliness in a broken world; exploring souls and the abyss with Ash (primarily Gensokyo)... Primarily Gensokyo, interspersed with other worlds, the narrative will likely not follow the above pattern. A mix of first and second settings, the setting is not rigorous (updates will be irregular for now; daily updates will resume after the previous main story is completed; I will try to maintain uninterrupted updates during holidays). PS: If Shiki fans can't find any Shiki-sama fanfiction, they'll have to write their own. PS: I'm bad at creating summaries; this is not the final version.

Ordinary college student Liu Hao and extraordinary customer service representative Toyokawa Shoko were magically connected by China Mobile's 5-yuan monthly Gravity Unicom plan, and from then on, they shared a common destiny. Shoko: I once had a friend who was delicate, yet so sensitive that every scrap of straw seemed to threaten her. Liu Hao: Breaking off our friendship. A gentleman doesn't stand beneath a precarious wall. Shoko: I also had a friend who was gentle, but in reality, couldn't fill the chasm in her heart. Liu Hao: Breaking off our friendship. A smiling tiger is the most terrifying. Shoko: I once... Liu Hao, do you know why you can't grow your nails while playing the piano? (Laughter) Liu Hao: Ahem, enough kidding. Let me offer my opinion as someone who's experienced this... Later, the Gravity Unicom plan went up to 10 yuan. Nagasaki Suyo, who had seen their chat messages, stared intently: "The culprit has been found." Then, the plan went up to 15 yuan. Wakaba Mutsu: Liu, are you acting as a mouthpiece? And then—Liu Hao: Why's the plan price going up again? I'm going to make ends meet! The girls in the band: I topped up your phone for 500,000 yuan, enough for a lifetime. (Mygo's worldview, this is a story about a light-hearted man and a group of heavy-hearted women)

【Chewan Fanfiction】

【Funny + Secret + Healing + Ikusa + Famous Detective + Exploding Shura Field】

In broad daylight, the Scarlet Devil Mansion frequently explodes?

On a thunderstorm night, a white-haired female corpse was found in the bamboo forest?

In the mysterious magic forest, strange ghosts appeared in the middle of the night?

In the dilapidated Hakurei Shrine, the shrine maiden is no longer poor?

"There are clues to reasoning in fate, and the mystery will be solved one day!"

"The body has not become smaller, and the mind is still flexible!"

"I am the famous detective Chu Bai! There is only one truth!"

...

"The following is an exclusive interview with Wenwen--"

"What is your impression of Chu Bai?"

Reimu: "The abominable guy who took my first kiss!"

Marisa: "My master and I are innocent..."

Alice: "We want to be friends for life~ (smile)"

Remlia: "The big bad guy who kidnapped my sister!"

Saint White Lotus: "Very fast... I mean the speed of enlightenment in Buddhism."

Chu Bai: "Follow Xiao Bai, follow Xiao Bai Detective Team, thank you~"

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ps1: Relaxed daily style, no knife and no stomach medicine.

ps2: The introduction is weak, please move to the main text, if it is not good, please come and hit me~