In the twentieth year of Zhaoning, Pei Xiunian finally waited for the opportunity destined for a meteoric rise to power. That day, he killed the third prince of the Great Zhou Dynasty and took his place. ——"Tell me, who did you meet last night?" The Queen Mother sneered and threw out several portraits, depicting a Qingqiu fox demon, a white-robed swordsman, and a Taoist-robed imperial teacher. Pei Xiunian gritted his teeth and swore, "Heaven and earth can bear witness, I haven't been anywhere!" "You won't tell me? Someone, lock the door!"

To resist the invasion of the Devouring Realm, people with various extraordinary powers invented the Heart Contract, which allows individuals to share the power of their “closest friends,” making unity something tangible. The Heart Contract has also become a symbol of intimate relationships.

Liu Li, who was betrayed by a friend in the Devouring Realm, loses faith in close relationships and Heart Contracts—until he suddenly acquires a not-so-serious system.

[Sign in every day and get rewards just by getting physically close to beautiful girls.]

At first, Liu Li takes a casual approach: if rewards come, great; if not, it’s fine.

But after getting close to beautiful girls only twice, he’s inexplicably dragged back into the Devouring Realm.

As a beautiful girl with non-human features approaches him...

(dark, no system, the protagonist is the author's ideal self, multiple female leads, not for those who dislike this) Ten thousand years ago, the so-called Orthodox Path planted a single Dharma Tree and reversed the spiritual veins, violently remade its foundations. From then on, the world was cleaved into two realms:

The Land of Flourishing Dharma: Where flowers bloom daily, fruits ripen constantly, and golden jade forms its pavilions.

The Land of Ending Dharma:Where the rites of the state turn ominous, disasters run rampant, and you are now the honored one.

The Unorthodox Cultivators cultivated... wandered... , , , , the Seven Dharma Gates... among them the Seventh Yellow Group, seeking beauty and joy, overseeing governance and decline, either at the factories of Duzheng Peak or before the Hand of Empress Yuehai, yet they guarded upon the ground.

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Transmigrating into a mere government office clerk in the Great Wu Dynasty, Su Mo only wanted a stable bureaucratic position to idle away his life.

Until one day, Su Mo discovered a yellow exclamation mark hovering above the head of the female Jinyiwei centurion—a woman known for killing without blinking! In her hand was a book capable of summoning flying swords to kill invisibly!

Su Mo could click the exclamation mark above her head, complete tasks, and reap rewards—promotions, immortal cultivation techniques, magical artifacts!

...

The Empress: "Who claims Su Mo rose through ranks by relying on women? Step forward and say it boldly! I bear no grudges!"

Ning Guogong, a revered minister of three dynasties, stepped forth and declared in a resonant voice: "Your Majesty, this subject guarantees that Minister Su entered the Grand Secretariat before thirty by merit alone!

"It absolutely has nothing to do with Commander Lin Moyin of the Jinyiwei, Commander Nangong Sheyue of the Fengming Bureau, Left Vice Minister Chi Wulei of the Ministry of Personnel, or any others!"

The entire court of civil and military officials: "We concur!"

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[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life]

This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!"

Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life.

However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system.

——

"Have you heard?"

"That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!"

"That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!"

"Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!"

In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing.

…

In the Law Enforcement Hall.

Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?"

The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors."

…

A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong

"Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?"

Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife."

Countless years later.

A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn.

—The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong.

—Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)