[Unreal Court] [Lighthearted and funny] [The male lead is so handsome] [Many female leads] [It looks better in the later stages]

Also known as "I'm just a scholar, you say I'm violent?"

"I asked you to be an official, but I didn't ask you to take in a beautiful female demon!"

Lin Moben thought he had a perfect start by marrying a beautiful wife!

Unexpectedly, on the wedding night, he saw his beautiful bride slowly peeling off her skin and painting her eyebrows and lips!

Painted Skin? ! !

In an instant, all the alcohol disappeared and I was covered in cold sweat!

[Use your body as bait, reward: 100 Kindness Points, first time completed, receive a Pure Yang Body.]

[Kill the Banshee, Reward: 100 Good Karma Points, First time completed, receive the Painted Skin Technique!]

I finally married a stunningly beautiful woman, and you want me to kill my wife to prove my faith?

As the saying goes, when evil thoughts arise, the world is wide open...

......

A few years later, Lin Mo, who was reluctantly promoted to a land immortal, commanded the court with his sword, killed the four barbarians, and his battle became known to the world!

"Rebellion is really that simple."

"The first step is to rush into the palace."

"The second step is to kill the emperor."

"The third step is to become the emperor."

Of course, it all started on his wedding night when he mustered up the courage to open the door...

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Transmigrating into a mere government office clerk in the Great Wu Dynasty, Su Mo only wanted a stable bureaucratic position to idle away his life.

Until one day, Su Mo discovered a yellow exclamation mark hovering above the head of the female Jinyiwei centurion—a woman known for killing without blinking! In her hand was a book capable of summoning flying swords to kill invisibly!

Su Mo could click the exclamation mark above her head, complete tasks, and reap rewards—promotions, immortal cultivation techniques, magical artifacts!

...

The Empress: "Who claims Su Mo rose through ranks by relying on women? Step forward and say it boldly! I bear no grudges!"

Ning Guogong, a revered minister of three dynasties, stepped forth and declared in a resonant voice: "Your Majesty, this subject guarantees that Minister Su entered the Grand Secretariat before thirty by merit alone!

"It absolutely has nothing to do with Commander Lin Moyin of the Jinyiwei, Commander Nangong Sheyue of the Fengming Bureau, Left Vice Minister Chi Wulei of the Ministry of Personnel, or any others!"

The entire court of civil and military officials: "We concur!"

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Zhang Liang transmigrated into the role of a villain's lackey, possessing neither exceptional spiritual roots nor a powerful background. He survives fights by hiding, contributes "damage output" by shouting, and cultivates purely through unwavering righteous spirit (i.e., no money). How utterly hopeless it seemed to achieve immortality through cultivation! Fortunately, Zhang Liang discovered he had...

[Villain] + [Fast Pace] + [As You Wish]

Cao Wenbin traveled to the fantasy world and became the holy son of the Cao family!

Unfortunately, this is a fantasy novel dimension!

The sons of luck are everywhere, and the destined protagonists are as numerous as dogs!

Although his Cao family is the largest force in Zhongzhou, if he takes a wrong step, he will lose everything immediately!

Fortunately, Cao Wenbin obtained a magical book when he traveled through time. Otherwise, he would have had no choice but to live a life of idleness and wait for death!

As the only son of the Cao family, Cao Wenbin's way of dealing with problems...

The introduction is weak, please move to the main text!

(dark, no system, the protagonist is the author's ideal self, multiple female leads, not for those who dislike this) Ten thousand years ago, the so-called Orthodox Path planted a single Dharma Tree and reversed the spiritual veins, violently remade its foundations. From then on, the world was cleaved into two realms:

The Land of Flourishing Dharma: Where flowers bloom daily, fruits ripen constantly, and golden jade forms its pavilions.

The Land of Ending Dharma:Where the rites of the state turn ominous, disasters run rampant, and you are now the honored one.

The Unorthodox Cultivators cultivated... wandered... , , , , the Seven Dharma Gates... among them the Seventh Yellow Group, seeking beauty and joy, overseeing governance and decline, either at the factories of Duzheng Peak or before the Hand of Empress Yuehai, yet they guarded upon the ground.

[It is midnight] [Green intelligence: Outside the Corpse Refining Cave, dig two feet under a half-cut ancient locust tree three miles northeast, and you will find a slightly damaged ancient magic weapon!] [Purple intelligence: A remnant soul of a Jindan-stage demon cultivator is hidden in the Xuanyin Flag, waiting for an opportunity to take over the body. You can use the Xuanyin Flag's reversal spell to reverse the swallowing. The spell is as follows...] [White intelligence: Li Jiang, the corpse-raising servant who has just moved into the stone chamber next door, has a specially made corpse-raising pill in his hand. It contains a corpse-controlling Gu. After taking it, the Gu will break out of the pill and be controlled by it!] [Golden intelligence: Gu Kun, the former leader of the Huangquan Sect, was suppressed by the current leader at the Demon Sect's God-breaking Cliff.

The path of cultivation is long and arduous. In the past, Yan Quan was a staunch believer in the supremacy of strength. His heart was solely devoted to cultivation, never wasting time on emotions.

He ruthlessly cast aside those fairies who foolishly fell for him, using every means to improve his power. All he wanted was to attain enlightenment and become the strongest under the heavens—so he’d never again suffer the kind of humiliation he experienced as a child.

But after he unexpectedly lost all his cultivation, things started going very wrong. The once-abandoned, stunningly beautiful fairies had now grown terrifyingly powerful.

When he ran into them again—or rather, when they caught him—he no longer had a choice but to talk feelings…

“I was wrong before. Now, I just want to live a peaceful life as a mortal!”

(Secretly trying to restore his cultivation…)

The fairies: “Hehehe… a mortal? Oh, we’ll let you experience it to the fullest!”

[Single female lead + no ambiguity + decisive killing + refreshing writing + fast pace]

Su Wanqing, the most powerful genius in the Northern Territory, lost all his cultivation because he was eager to break through.

In the past, she was an omnipotent genius in the eyes of the world, and an unparalleled swordsman who hoped to reach the highest realm in the world within a thousand years.

But after losing all his cultivation, the sect leader looked down on him and fellow elders despised him!

Even many of his disciples who were taught personally by him switched to other elders and severed their ties with him.

All cultivation has been lost and there is no possibility of recovery.

Su Wanqing felt desperate and wanted to commit suicide.

But a disciple appeared.

She brought him back to the sect to be taught since he was young, but his aptitude was very poor and there was no hope for him to practice!

I thought that this disciple was also going to leave, but he wanted to comfort her and cheer her up.

However, the disciple's subsequent actions gradually became confusing.

"Disciple, can my cultivation really be restored?"

"It can restore your cultivation, why would you need a massage..."

......

Chu Ning originally just wanted to comfort Su Wanqing. After all, she was his master who had taught him for many years. The relationship between a master and a disciple was greater than heaven and earth!

However, at this moment, the system awakened!

[The Wife-Pampering System Awakens! The host comforts his wife who wants to commit suicide and is rewarded with the means to restore his cultivation, the Changchun Hand!]

【Just massage with your hands to restore your meridians! 】

And at this moment, facing the suspicious and vigilant eyes of his master, asking him if he could recover his cultivation...

Chu Ning made a decision that went against his ancestors.

"Yes, Master."

"Don't move, just leave it to me..."