Shen Yan traveled through a parallel world and became the husband of Yang Mi, Tong Liya, Reba, Nazha, and Liu Shishi.
In his previous life, he was very calculating and exhausted physically and mentally.
In this life, Shen Yan decided to live a more relaxed life and be a competent gigolo.
Counterattack? There is no such thing.
He will never counterattack, and can only eat and wait for death, relying on his wife to support him.
[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life]
This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!"
Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life.
However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system.
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"Have you heard?"
"That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!"
"That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!"
"Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!"
In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing.
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In the Law Enforcement Hall.
Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?"
The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors."
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A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong
"Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?"
Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife."
Countless years later.
A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn.
—The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong.
—Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)
(Multiple female protagonists + daily life + university + city + takeaway all-round rider + sister-in-law + whether to cultivate or not depends on everyone)
"Ding Ding, Ms. Tang, your takeaway is here."
Mu Changsheng, dressed in a delivery uniform, knocked on the door while holding a takeaway in his hand.
"Put it at the door!"
A pleasant female voice came from inside the house, and Mu Changsheng slowly placed the takeaway at the door.
Just as Mu Changsheng was about to turn around and leave, the door suddenly opened and Ms. Tang, who was wearing pajamas, suddenly walked out: "Hey, young man, wait a moment."
Mu Changsheng froze in his tracks and slowly turned around. Ms. Tang looked embarrassed and said, "Um... there seems to be something wrong with the sewer in my toilet... can you help me take a look?"
"Ding, the gold medal delivery driver system is binding..."
(Everything in this article is purely fictional.)
Kitahara was getting married.
Facing the marriage registration clerk, he began introducing his wives one by one:
"My first wife... owns a sacred mountain. There are some, well, *dangerous things* living there. So whenever someone bullies me... those people tend to meet *unfortunate accidents* soon after."
"She’s actually very sweet-tempered! But, uh... try not to make her angry. *Really bad things* happen when she’s angry..."
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"My second wife owns a private island. The locals are her... *devoted followers*. Very hospitable! Though, their tempers can be a bit... *volatile*."
"The family culture is a little 'intense'—bodies get dragged out now and then. But it doesn’t affect our love!"
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"All my wives adore me! Except for the whole... 'wanting me dead' part."
"The biggest headache is when they fight each other. Ah... such is the burden of polygamy."
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A man torn between love... and survival.
(Genre: Dark Comedy / Supernatural Romance / Horror-Lite)
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While Jiang Cheng was surfing the Internet, he happened to meet a girl.
The two fell in love at first sight and agreed to meet offline.
In order to save face, I borrowed a car from my best friend's sister to go on a date.
I thought I could gallop on horseback.
Who would have thought that when he arrived at the meeting place, he found out that his online girlfriend was actually his best friend's sister.
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I have a question. I met my girlfriend online and found out that she is my best friend’s sister. What should I do?
Urgent! Waiting online.
Jiang Cheng: "How come my online girlfriend is my roommate's cool and elegant sister?!"
Su Manyao: "You borrowed my car to hook up with me?"
[Empress + Special Physique + Cheap Emperor and Rebellious Disciple + Cheap and Cute Old Six + Funny and Relaxed]
He traveled through the fairyland and listened to music in the brothel for eighteen years. His father and brother, who were the head and the young master of the family, suddenly disappeared mysteriously, and he and his mother were about to be kicked out of the Lin family.
"It doesn't matter, I'll do it!"
"Wait, there's something wrong with this system panel..."
Lin Xingyun looked at the system panel that he had just awakened and couldn't help but frown.
"【Women's Difficult Body】gold, 【Dandy Son】blue, 【Father's Death Makes Son Smile】grey, 【Brother's Death Makes Brother Happy】grey..."
He looked at the attribute panels of his beauties again, and his frown relaxed again.
"[The victim is deeply affectionate] purple, [Kind and gentle] blue, [Easily poisoned] gray, [Becomes a demon for love] black..."
"Well, in that case..."
"This immortal, I, Lin, have cultivated it!"
Dewy sweat clings to his hair; misty eyes evoke the chirping of swallows. Song Yan, a young, soon-to-be son-in-law, is dragged into a cave by a white-clad heroine! He is surprised to discover that her image permeates his life: his wife, with a similar figure; Taoist Master Yushuang, with the same veil. Back then, the Central Plains was a land of four kingdoms, a land of turmoil and unrest. Even in the small prefecture of Songzhou, undercurrents surged. However, none of this concerned Song Yan. He simply wanted to relax and enjoy music in a brothel...
Reborn, you discover: This place is filled with the atmosphere of youthful everyday life, a blissful life surrounded by beautiful girls slowly unfolding. You'll use your foresight to play the game of life. Then, someone sends a game invitation: [Welcome to the Samsara Game] [Witness the bloodthirsty crimson moon, escape the demonic hospital, experience the six paths of reincarnation...] [You will connect with countless players across the heavens, witness Fellen's elegant catwalk, confront the roots of Ryougi Shiki, and experience Aizen's terrifying conspiracy...] Wait a minute. Who got the wrong script, you or me?!
[Traditional villain, beautiful women everywhere, invincible, black-bellied, old six, refreshing story]
Jiang Che traveled to a fused novel world and bound himself to the emotion harvesting system.
As long as he harvested the emotional values of the protagonist and the heroine, he could draw a lottery and become stronger!
Thus, a villain without any moral integrity was born.
The soldier king returned to his country, and his childhood sweetheart actually fell in love with the villain?
The Dragon King has returned, and his daughter has already accepted her mortal enemy as her godfather?
The master came down the mountain, but seven sisters threw themselves into the arms of one man?
The God of War retired, and his five sisters had already become brides of other men?
Since then, Jiang Che has hunted down various protagonists, strived for the pinnacle of martial arts, and enjoyed a free and easy life.
When drunk, lie on the lap of a beauty; when sober, hold the power of the world!
Villain Rule No. 1: Don’t provoke the protagonist’s group or any of those Children of Destiny. The farther away, the better!
Villain Rule No. 2: If you run into one of the protagonist’s harem girls—run!
They’re all cheat characters!
…Su Cheng transmigrated into a cultivation world. Not only was he unable to cultivate and had no cultivation base, he couldn’t even survive by lying low until the end!
A fox spirit who can hear inner thoughts!
A princess with a system!
And a Saintess who only wants to make babies!
They’re all cheats!
Everything’s out of control!
Now all these women want to become my disciples!
But they’re part of the protagonist’s harem!
I only founded a sect to live off the sect’s allowance!
I never wanted to take any disciples!