[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life]

This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!"

Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life.

However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system.

——

"Have you heard?"

"That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!"

"That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!"

"Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!"

In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing.

…

In the Law Enforcement Hall.

Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?"

The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors."

…

A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong

"Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?"

Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife."

Countless years later.

A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn.

—The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong.

—Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)

Gu Zhinan traveled through the soul-based love game "Trial of the Fairies" and became an ordinary scholar.

On the way to Beijing for the imperial examination, he was kidnapped by bandits and sold to a black mine guarded by demons to be a beast of burden!

On this day, sword energy swept across the sky, and all the monsters in the mine were turned into dust.

A stunningly beautiful female swordsman in white descended from the sky:

"From now on, this mountain, including you, is mine. Understand?"

Gu Zhinan was numb.

It wasn't just the heroines who came.

Instead, she is about to turn evil, destroy the heavens and the earth, and kill the final villain, the female boss Pei Wanyu, who is only left with the name of the game.

Helplessly, he could only bow his head and serve as a slave, massaging the legs and shoulders of the fairy every day, being stepped on by her and having no dignity at all.

On this day, the protective mirror on his chest shone with golden light, with the words written on it: First Level: "Mirror Flowers, Water Moons, Bewildering Mind"

Looking at the graceful, plump and tall figure in white above the sea of ​​clouds, Gu Zhinan's eyes were burning:

"Fairy, it's my turn now!"

"Please forgive me for the offense!"

......

【Relaxed + Cheerful + Invincible + Story Flow + Micro-Abstract + No System】

This book is also known as: "As a slave, help the fairy practice!", "Trick the female boss into helping me practice before she turns evil", "My practice with the fairy",

[One book has already received 10,000 orders, and two of these are excellent harem works, two of which have been adapted into comics. A veteran harem author at level 5, with a steady speed, no toxicity or depression, and quality guaranteed!]

(dark, no system, the protagonist is the author's ideal self, multiple female leads, not for those who dislike this) Ten thousand years ago, the so-called Orthodox Path planted a single Dharma Tree and reversed the spiritual veins, violently remade its foundations. From then on, the world was cleaved into two realms:

The Land of Flourishing Dharma: Where flowers bloom daily, fruits ripen constantly, and golden jade forms its pavilions.

The Land of Ending Dharma:Where the rites of the state turn ominous, disasters run rampant, and you are now the honored one.

The Unorthodox Cultivators cultivated... wandered... , , , , the Seven Dharma Gates... among them the Seventh Yellow Group, seeking beauty and joy, overseeing governance and decline, either at the factories of Duzheng Peak or before the Hand of Empress Yuehai, yet they guarded upon the ground.

The path of cultivation is long and arduous. In the past, Yan Quan was a staunch believer in the supremacy of strength. His heart was solely devoted to cultivation, never wasting time on emotions.

He ruthlessly cast aside those fairies who foolishly fell for him, using every means to improve his power. All he wanted was to attain enlightenment and become the strongest under the heavens—so he’d never again suffer the kind of humiliation he experienced as a child.

But after he unexpectedly lost all his cultivation, things started going very wrong. The once-abandoned, stunningly beautiful fairies had now grown terrifyingly powerful.

When he ran into them again—or rather, when they caught him—he no longer had a choice but to talk feelings…

“I was wrong before. Now, I just want to live a peaceful life as a mortal!”

(Secretly trying to restore his cultivation…)

The fairies: “Hehehe… a mortal? Oh, we’ll let you experience it to the fullest!”

[Single female lead + no ambiguity + decisive killing + refreshing writing + fast pace]

Su Wanqing, the most powerful genius in the Northern Territory, lost all his cultivation because he was eager to break through.

In the past, she was an omnipotent genius in the eyes of the world, and an unparalleled swordsman who hoped to reach the highest realm in the world within a thousand years.

But after losing all his cultivation, the sect leader looked down on him and fellow elders despised him!

Even many of his disciples who were taught personally by him switched to other elders and severed their ties with him.

All cultivation has been lost and there is no possibility of recovery.

Su Wanqing felt desperate and wanted to commit suicide.

But a disciple appeared.

She brought him back to the sect to be taught since he was young, but his aptitude was very poor and there was no hope for him to practice!

I thought that this disciple was also going to leave, but he wanted to comfort her and cheer her up.

However, the disciple's subsequent actions gradually became confusing.

"Disciple, can my cultivation really be restored?"

"It can restore your cultivation, why would you need a massage..."

......

Chu Ning originally just wanted to comfort Su Wanqing. After all, she was his master who had taught him for many years. The relationship between a master and a disciple was greater than heaven and earth!

However, at this moment, the system awakened!

[The Wife-Pampering System Awakens! The host comforts his wife who wants to commit suicide and is rewarded with the means to restore his cultivation, the Changchun Hand!]

【Just massage with your hands to restore your meridians! 】

And at this moment, facing the suspicious and vigilant eyes of his master, asking him if he could recover his cultivation...

Chu Ning made a decision that went against his ancestors.

"Yes, Master."

"Don't move, just leave it to me..."