[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life]

This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!"

Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life.

However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system.

——

"Have you heard?"

"That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!"

"That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!"

"Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!"

In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing.

…

In the Law Enforcement Hall.

Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?"

The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors."

…

A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong

"Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?"

Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife."

Countless years later.

A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn.

—The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong.

—Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)

(Master-Disciple Daily Life + Shura Field + Super Sweet Romance + No System + Female-Supremacy Elements)

Jiang Chenyu transmigrated—right into the body of a villainous demon lord in a game who shared his name.

Just as he was racking his brains, trying to find a slim chance of survival among the countless inevitable death endings, Jiang Chenyu suddenly realized that the storyline he had unlocked was… a little off.

Wait a second—my master is supposed to be incredibly powerful, so how did she end up getting invaded by inner demons?

And why are all my female disciples holding machetes? That’s not right at all!

In his final year of high school, Lin Mo suddenly begins receiving real-time updates on beautiful girls.

At first, he thought this was his golden cheat code to a perfect life—but the information he receives turns out to be... oddly niche.

——

The foul-mouthed childhood friend from his foster family?

She’s secretly obsessed with him in a disturbingly twisted way...

The cold and aloof girl from his childhood?

Turns out she’s a hardcore chuunibyou—so deep into her delusions she’s lost all grip on reality,

but still refuses to leave him alone in this mundane world...

The seemingly perfect white moonlight of his dreams?

She’s chasing twisted thrills of youth, and plans to drag him into a reckless, dangerous game...

The gentle, soft-spoken neighbor girl?

She's on the verge of mental collapse at all times,

yet still greets him with the warmest smile...

After all the chaos and heartache—

On graduation day, the girls stand beneath the cherry blossoms.

Their pure white uniforms flutter, dark ponytails dancing in the breeze.

They smile at him—

a breathtaking, unforgettable scene.

To resist the invasion of the Devouring Realm, people with various extraordinary powers invented the Heart Contract, which allows individuals to share the power of their “closest friends,” making unity something tangible. The Heart Contract has also become a symbol of intimate relationships.

Liu Li, who was betrayed by a friend in the Devouring Realm, loses faith in close relationships and Heart Contracts—until he suddenly acquires a not-so-serious system.

[Sign in every day and get rewards just by getting physically close to beautiful girls.]

At first, Liu Li takes a casual approach: if rewards come, great; if not, it’s fine.

But after getting close to beautiful girls only twice, he’s inexplicably dragged back into the Devouring Realm.

As a beautiful girl with non-human features approaches him...

[Simulator + Myriad Worlds + Spiritual Resurrection]

Nan Zhu contracted a strange disease.

The doctor told him he had only three months to live.

[Ding, the Happy Life Simulator System has been connected]

[Please start your first simulation]

...

[You died, you died in front of your sister]

[Your sister went mad]

...

Through simulation after simulation, Nan Zhu successfully experienced different lives.

Until one day, while still asleep, Nan Zhu suddenly felt someone in his arms.

Swordswoman: "Brother, this time, I won't lose you again..."

Nan Zhu: "..."

(Introduction is weak, please refer to the main text)

Immortality + Empress + Righteousness turned villain + Invincibility + Stunning Master

. Yun Qingwan, the stunning Empress of the Tianxuan Sect's Yunxia Peak.

Ye Feng, due to his exceptional natural beauty and possessing a Chaos Body, was accepted as her sole disciple.

Although Yun Qingwan cared deeply for her only disciple, Ye Feng's heart held not only a beautiful master but also a yearning and pursuit for immortality.

"The battles between the world's geniuses are so spectacular, and the glances of beauties are so endearing."

"But even so, immortality is my only true goal!"

Villain Rule No. 1: Don’t provoke the protagonist’s group or any of those Children of Destiny. The farther away, the better!

Villain Rule No. 2: If you run into one of the protagonist’s harem girls—run!

They’re all cheat characters!

…Su Cheng transmigrated into a cultivation world. Not only was he unable to cultivate and had no cultivation base, he couldn’t even survive by lying low until the end!

A fox spirit who can hear inner thoughts!

A princess with a system!

And a Saintess who only wants to make babies!

They’re all cheats!

Everything’s out of control!

Now all these women want to become my disciples!

But they’re part of the protagonist’s harem!

I only founded a sect to live off the sect’s allowance!

I never wanted to take any disciples!

【Villains + System + Many Beauties + Behind the Scenes + Domination of the Heavens】

Mu Wuchen traveled through time and space and obtained a villain system?

I actually became a villain and must not be bullied by those lucky guys!

I, Mu Wuchen, want all the immortal treasures, immortal bones, immortal bodies, and fairies that belong to the son of destiny!

[Villainous Pure Love (low villain elements)] + [Single Heroine] + [Urban Slice of Life] + [Sugar-filled Romance] + [Strong x Strong] + [Pseudo-Mastermind] + [Pseudo-Ensemble]

Jiang Junyi was reborn and lived peacefully for twenty years as the proud heir of a top-tier wealthy family. Life was smooth—until a broken engagement scandal landed on his doorstep.

His fiancée? A girl he had never even met.

Her family? Ruined.

Her body? Disabled.

Her eyes? Blind.

Everyone expected him to cancel the marriage. But Jiang Junyi made his choice: he would not back down!

That decision awakened the Villain Pure Love System, and with it came a shocking truth—this wasn’t just a modern world. It was an outrageous mash-up setting where Dragon Kings, miracle doctors, soldier kings, and war gods all walked the streets.

His family was the prize every so-called “Child of Destiny” dreamed of seizing.

And his blind fiancée… was at the center of it all.

The path of cultivation is long and arduous. In the past, Yan Quan was a staunch believer in the supremacy of strength. His heart was solely devoted to cultivation, never wasting time on emotions.

He ruthlessly cast aside those fairies who foolishly fell for him, using every means to improve his power. All he wanted was to attain enlightenment and become the strongest under the heavens—so he’d never again suffer the kind of humiliation he experienced as a child.

But after he unexpectedly lost all his cultivation, things started going very wrong. The once-abandoned, stunningly beautiful fairies had now grown terrifyingly powerful.

When he ran into them again—or rather, when they caught him—he no longer had a choice but to talk feelings…

“I was wrong before. Now, I just want to live a peaceful life as a mortal!”

(Secretly trying to restore his cultivation…)

The fairies: “Hehehe… a mortal? Oh, we’ll let you experience it to the fullest!”