[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

The orphanage has turned into a blood-soaked monastery.

Diagon Alley has become Devil’s Street.

Hogwarts is now a haunted castle.

The Forbidden Forest? A forest of death.

Ed couldn’t help but feel that this game’s dungeon was seriously messed up.

But hey, it’s just a game. Might as well play it!

Many years later, Ed looked down at the noseless monster before him and declared:

"Standing before you is the Lord of Crows, the Master of Death, the Supreme Protector, the Blade-Bearer of the Lost, the most ruthless Dark Magician in history—

and the legendary alchemist, Ed Moriarty!"

Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Green, people from the Ministry of Magic call you the most terrifying, evil, and powerful Dark Lord in history. What do you think?" Green: "These are slanders and slanders against me by the Ministry of Magic. They They are just jealous of my talent." Greene "I advise these officials of the Ministry of Magic to behave themselves, reflect carefully, and not to make such mistakes again in the future, to be clever, ah, uh... The magic world should value peace, practice martial ethics, and not engage in quarrels. ." Reporter: "Mr. Green, why did the Dementor...

"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"

"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"

"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"

...

"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"

"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"

...

"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."

"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"

...

"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"

"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"

Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—

and brings a whole new style to the school.

Darren traveled to the Harry Potter world and became Harry's twin brother.

Just as he was wondering whether he should hide for seven years with this identity, he obtained the Holy Father System.

As long as you play the role of the Holy Father,

you can get the Holy Father Points, which can be used in the mall. "Ding, congratulations on getting Phoenix Carol"

"Ding, congratulations on getting Obscurus."

"Ding, congratulations on getting the Blue Dragon's Reverse Scale"

"..."

With the help of the system, Darren, who played the role of the Holy Father all the way, found that the road to becoming a god was surprisingly easy.

[Harry Potter fan fiction + professor writing + education reform + layout + make up for regrets after the main story begins]

[Slowly warming up! There are new education reforms every year]

Sebastian Swann, an outstanding graduate of Slytherin, heir of an ancient alchemy family, and the richest man in the wizarding world. 12 years after graduation, he returned to Hogwarts as a professor...

Snape: "Sebastian, what made our richest man choose to be a little professor at Hogwarts?"

Sebastian: "To make Slytherin great again!"

Snape: "Tell the truth..."

Sebastian: "To make Hogwarts great again! ... Put away the truth serum, Severus, you are such a bore!"

Snape: "Tell the truth!!!"

Sebastian: "It's all true, except... I still want to make wizards great again!!!"

......

ps：

1. The protagonist graduated from Slytherin, is Snape's friend, and is not very friendly to the deer dog

2. The original female protagonist (a tool person) has no sweet love. The male protagonist is focused on his career and has no children for the time being.

3. Focus on Slytherin's shrewdness and ambition, not bloodline

4. Contains two settings

5. The timeline begins in the second year of the Weasley twins, one year before Harry and the other two enter school.

6. Lightning avoidance: This is the White Lord!!! Not the Dark Lord!

Dylan: "Voldemort, I just mastered the highest level of Unforgivable Curses. Please believe me, I am really a good kid. Just look at what I did in school!"

Professor McGonagall: "You mean the one where you defeated an entire gathering of Death Eaters with a hundred dementors a second, and the one where you were able to hang out with a bunch of Dementors and control them at will?"

Dylan: "No, I mean, there's not a single book in the library that I haven't read! I have full marks in all my courses, including magic! Even Voldemort was defeated by me using the Unforgivable Curses."

Professor McGonagall: "Yes, that's right. That group of cultists even want to nominate you as the new Dark Lord!"

Dylan: "Oh my god, professor, isn't this easy to solve? I can kill all these Death Eaters with an Avatar, and no one will want me to be the Dark Lord!"

After traveling to the Harry Potter world, Vaughn awakened the reputation system. As long as his reputation can be widely spread, he can gain reputation points to add points to the magic he has learned and upgrade it. There are also various tasks that reward magic power and even talents. So... the traveler keeps a low profile and pretends to be a pig to eat the tiger? Follow the plot and become a male mother for the iron triangle? Not possible! Hogwarts, the legendary white devil Dumbledore, the fateful entanglement between Harry and Voldemort... These are the best reputation machines. How can you get rich without stirring up trouble and destroying the plot? Harry: "Vaughn should be the savior. He stopped Voldemort from taking the Philosopher's Stone." Lupin: "Wolfsbane Potion, Werewolf Affairs Committee... Damn, it's a heart-pounding feeling!" Cornelius Fudge: "I want to rule the werewolves, I want to recruit Vaughn Weasley... Damn Dumbledore treats him like his own son, no, he protects him like his own father!" Dumbledore: "Vaughn is a magical genius, but what is more dangerous is his thinking. He always reminds me of someone. I must guide him well..." Vaughn spread his hands: "Don't get excited, resisting Voldemort, recruiting werewolves, challenging the Statute of Secrecy and starting a wizard revolution... I just want to gain some fame!"

What era is it now? Are you still using traditional magic wands?

Come try this round wand, which can release three spells at the same time, and its main feature is the surprise effect.

Let’s take a look at this one. This staff is 1.5 meters long and made of iron wood. Dragon breeders all say it’s good.

There is also a cool lightning wand, a two-handed wand with double the power, an easy-to-operate trigger wand, and a finger-sized 7.62...

As the only designated heir of the Ollivander family, Siren feels that he needs to give the backward wizarding world a little shock.

The following is a real interview record:

"Professor Evans Kahn, what do you think of the rumors that you are the first generation Dark Lord and the confidant secretly cultivated by Headmaster Dumbledore?"

"That is pure slander!"

Evans stood at the Wizengamot's inauguration ceremony, his face indignant.

"Dark Lord? White Lord? These all sound too scary."

"If there must be a title, I actually prefer the word Beast King."

The next day, newspapers throughout the wizarding world published reports about the third generation Dark Lord changing his nickname.

"Wait, when did I admit that I was the Dark Lord?"