The world I traveled through was full of players. Survival was already difficult, and I was even more entangled by the system, becoming the most dazzling one among the NPCs...
The natives don't like me, and the players see me as a thorn in their eyes.
In order to live a good life in another world and not be bullied by players, I can only do my best to turn the suffering I have experienced into the suffering of others, keep all the gains for myself, thrive and become a BOSS that can never be defeated by players...
This is a story about the fourth disaster being a natural disaster.
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Patient: What is mental illness?
Doctor: Are you in love?
Patient: Love it
Doctor: You are mentally ill.
Patient: Which textbook says this? I don’t believe it!
Doctor: Haruhi Suzumiya
Although the photos sent by the senior sister are very attractive, what the hell is the big-headed doll sitting next to the senior sister staring at two blood holes?
Why does it have a big mouth with sharp teeth on its head and salivate at senior sister?
Senior, you’re going to be decapitated! Hey!
When he woke up, Lu Cheng discovered that Pokémon had invaded his life. But why is his Pokémon different from others?
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Welcome to the real world of Pokémon, from the bottom trainer, step by step to the stage of the world competition!
Mr. Ji had gotten drunk twice in his life, and both times he mistakenly entered the mysterious women's restroom, only to have his head smashed by the same woman.
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(Light horror and curiosity literature, already has 3 million words and 5,000 strange tales. Feel free to dive in!)
Strange tales are numerous and marvelous.
Some people's strange tales are called "The Great Helm," where "Helm" refers to a ship's steering wheel, guiding the direction, so he is a [Leader], and can [Break Barriers] and [Foretell].
Some people's strange tales are "The Quilt," so he possesses the abilities of a quilt, such as [Energy Recovery], [Hypnosis], [Neutralization], [Thought Deprivation], [Swallowing Whole], [Pleasure Transmission], [Ghost Avoidance]...
And I am a "Widower"; simply put, my wife will die.
Now, are you ready to marry me?
As we all know, the crime rate in the world of Conan is one of the highest.
As a lawyer, Gumeimen Research Association received various cases and defended various suspects, which of course included many murderers caught by a little boy in blue with a bow tie.
"Lawyer, I have a dog..."
"The dog you raised is a stray dog."
"Lawyer, I was hit in the head by a ball kicked by a little boy in blue with a bow tie. Now I have been diagnosed with a second-degree concussion. Can I have my sentence reduced because of this?"
"Leave aside whether the sentence will be reduced or not, are you interested in entrusting me to sue the child's guardian? Let him pay a large sum of money!"
"Lawyer, I found that my home was bugged..."
"Stop talking, sue him severely! Let him lose everything!"
Not long after, Kogoro Mouri, holding a pile of court summonses, kicked Conan out of the door.
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Also known as "Conan: Li Gou Hai", "Conan: Legal High", "Conan: Losing Conan to Enter the Screw".
I, Sano Shinichiro, a time traveler, have a system.
Although the system's tasks are very strange, the rewarded equipment is even more... fresh and refined.
For example, a hammer that cannot cause damage, a small electric donkey that can fly quickly, a coat that turns into a roadie when used, sunglasses that cannot distinguish between humans and animals within 500 meters after wearing them, etc...
What, you ask me how to live better in this world?
Sano Shinichiro smiled faintly and put on his vest: "How can you not get stabbed when you are floating in the world? If you want to avoid getting stabbed, you have to open a trumpet. The more vests I have, the more slutty I will be. I will wave the flag of the winery."
When Akai Shuichi asked Conan what he thought of the black organization, Conan responded like this: The black organization? Although they act a little rough, they are all good people... Wait, which black organization are you asking about?