Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.
From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.
[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?
[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.
[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?
[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.
【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.
[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.
[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.
…
[Policewoman + Catching Thieves + Crime Solving + Daily Life + System]
Lu Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world and, after graduating from police academy, becomes a trainee officer at a local precinct.
Before starting work, he goes on a blind date—but sits at the wrong table and accidentally catches a wanted criminal!
While other trainee officers are still learning police regulations, Lu Cheng catches a pickpocket?
Sent to assist with a case, he directly apprehends the mastermind!
“Our task force has been investigating for half a month, and that kid Lu Cheng finds the key clue in just three days?”
Leader of a gang of thieves: Damn! Went out to get some food, and my house got robbed by a trainee cop!
Anti-pickpocket unit: Lu Cheng comes to help once, and we complete our yearly targets!
Criminal Investigation Captain: I’ve got my eye on Lu Cheng—neither Buddha nor anyone can stop him…
[Black humor + funny + decisive killing + global flow + unique ideas + single female protagonist + semi-invincible flow + brainy and refreshing writing (brainless is also OK)]
The global horror game is coming. The chosen ones can take part in various challenges of inhuman difficulty. In this game full of torture, people also have the opportunity to gain extraordinary powers.
Life or death, gain everything, or lose everything.
However, Lu Ce, who had no sense of pain since childhood, felt nothing about the hellish game, and even wanted to laugh, so he directly awakened the Pain God's Chosen System.
Chosen by the God of Pain - If you suffer theoretical torture and pain, you can gain points!
Add some if it hurts + I don’t feel pain = add some at will!
To find the key in the boiling oil pan, Lu Ce reached out without hesitation and even suggested replacing the hot oil with 98% concentrated sulfuric acid.
Whether to drown to death or cut off the locked legs to save himself, Lu Ce hesitated for a moment and decided to ignore the locked left leg for the time being and saw off the right leg first!
[No, buddy, who is this guy? It hurts me so much, but he is still smiling? ]
[The best way to overcome fear is to become fear itself, and apparently he has done it.]
[Others enter the game to be tortured by the game, but I, Master Lu, enter the game to torture the game! ]
[I watched his game video once and had nightmares for a month...]
Lu Ce: "What kind of test of humanity? I'm here just for the experience! Are there any other projects?"
"I came here with only one concern, and that is that you don't have a vivid imagination for torture."
"I think that as villains, you should be more perverted, otherwise...it will be my turn, hehehe~~"
Xiao Cha traveled to a parallel world, became an eight-year-old kid, and awakened the live broadcast experience life system.
Just experience different professions and you can get rich rewards!
only,
When Xiao Cha heard about the first profession he was going to experience, he was stunned!
"What the hell, you want me to drive a ride-hailing car and become a ride-hailing driver?!"
“Is this reasonable?”
"I'm only eight years old, eight years old!!"
"I dare to drive, but do the passengers dare to sit?!"
In addition to driving an online taxi, Xiao Cha also received job experiences as a food delivery driver, a boxer, and a locksmith...
The viewers in the live broadcast room were all stunned!
"You're not driving a ride-hailing car anymore, but delivering food?"
"This guy is eight years old? He's using an armbar, a killer move!"
"Oh my god, he can even pick locks. He even opened the bank safe?!"
…
Many years later,
Xiao Cha put his hands in his pockets and said calmly, "I was only eight years old that year, but my legend has spread in every walk of life!"
[Criminal investigation reasoning, humorous rants, bomb wherever you go, fight if you don't agree]
Traveled through time?
God caught Xiao Yang off guard and his waist was injured.
Just put it on, hide it for now, and then prepare it again tomorrow?
No, it's impossible to be low-key, not even a little bit.
What's more, as soon as he crossed over to Xiao Yang, he acquired a very abnormal cheating skill.
Whoever you touch will get pregnant...
No, it means that you can gain abilities from living creatures by touching them.
Xiao Yang: I am invincible now. I will save the earth tonight. If you have any questions, please leave a message on WeChat!
When Liang Chuan traveled through time and space and became the immune system of Qin Ruxue, the school beauty who was diagnosed with a terminal illness.
The style of painting has changed!
[White Blood Cells]: "A large number of cold viruses have been detected, requesting reinforcements!"
Liang Chuan: "Gather your energy and mass-produce a resistance force for me!"
Then, Qin Ruxue over there was like a hungry ghost: "I'm so hungry... I want to eat!"
Doctor: "You can't eat it yet."
[White Blood Cells]: "Cancer cells are moving!"
Liang Chuan: "Local fever has started, and convulsions and heat production have begun!"
Qin Ruxue just felt hungry again, her body was twitching, her breathing was rapid from time to time, and she also had symptoms of allergies.
Qin Ruxue was about to collapse: "My immune system may not be here to save me from terminal illness, but to kill me!"
Liang Chuan: "One of the host and the virus must die today!"
[Behind the scenes + system + acting + battle of wits + group portrait + no female protagonist + extraordinary] (the early stage is daily events - the middle stage is the advent of extraordinary objects + the late stage is the extraordinary individual tool people)
Death is not the end, it is the beginning of another game.
Zhou Yu was reborn with anger, but just wanted to live a peaceful life, but the system came down from the sky.
Wait... this system seems a bit nerdy? I can't complete the mission and still claim the prize?
A crazy plan began to grow in Zhou Yu's mind - to play the system!
He is no longer the host, but a player who controls the chessboard.
He used his points to redeem magical skills: [Thousand Mile Sound Transmission] to issue decrees from a distance, [Thousand Transformations Magic Sound] to imitate oracles, and [Quantum Monitor] to create system interfaces.
He used money to bribe mortals, outsourced low-star tasks, and accumulated capital.
He selected the "lucky ones", gave them the status of "pioneers", and threw out deadly bait.
Master Wang rescues people from a dangerous building, Li Ming is trapped in an endless loop on the death bus, and Officer Zhang witnesses the darkest depths of human nature...
Six-star mission [Deadly Current], five-star mission [Flame Dangerous Road], serial mission [Justice]... points and power poured into the palm of the hand.
[Eye of Kronos] reverses time and space, [Quantum Rift Prism] transmits rewards, he is like a real god.
Disclaimer: This book is a work of fiction. The characters and events are fictitious and have nothing to do with reality. Any similarities are purely coincidental.
[Transmigration] + [Exceptional Comprehension] + [Inner World] + [Semi-Behind the Scenes] + [Revolution] + [System] + [Creation of Laws]
"I've transmigrated into the body of a cultivation beast, and I'm about to die."
"This world is sick, this world is insane."
"I refuse to accept this. Why should cultivators be high above others and the powerful be granted eternal inheritances?"
I will overthrow you!
Liu Yi also went mad, wanting to bring cultivators and the powerful down from their pedestals.
From using solar energy to cultivate and solve the energy source problem, to creating a Taoist martial arts system and framework.
From then on, the world of cultivation and ancient feudal society began to undergo a dramatic change in style.
————
Genius: "Wasn't it said that Heavenly Spiritual Roots were exclusive to geniuses? How come everyone has them?"
A powerful figure reincarnated: "I have memories of my past life, yet my cultivation speed is slower than that of an ordinary person?"
System Host: "I'm a cheater, how come everyone has a system?"
Reborn: "Could I have been reborn into the wrong body? Why is it so different from my previous life?"
————
[The Dao Seed Martial Arts System Realms: Body Tempering, Innate, Divine Sea, Dao Seed, Dao Appearance, Divine Aperture, Dao Soul, Dao Body, Return to Oneness, Mortal Transformation]
[Cultivation System Realms: Sensing Qi, Refining Qi, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Deity Transformation, Returning to Emptiness, Harmonizing with the Dao, Tribulation Transcending, Great Ascension]
People are in a different world, enslaving other races.
I am kind-hearted and cannot do such a thing.
[Succubus Terry's obedience is improved]
[Shared skill: Second Heart]
[Elf Callister's obedience is improved]
[Shared skill: Longevity]
[Female orc Amy's obedience is improved]
[Shared skill: Rage]
What? Can you share the skills of your enslaved object by increasing obedience? !
I'm sorry, but I want to enslave all female aliens!
Chen Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a student. At the beginning, his father arranges things for him, which is originally intended to provide safety education. However, under the influence of the system, things get out of control and become increasingly chaotic.
As one skill after another emerged, viewers who watched the live stream to learn about crime exclaimed in surprise, "Even with a global manhunt, we still can't catch the villains?"