[Refreshing story + no heroine + foundation]

After waking up and traveling through a parallel time and space, Su Xiu was numb by the overwhelming number of abnormal people in the news.

Fortunately, he has his own golden finger. As long as he knows the relevant information about them, he can obtain a large number of popular science points and exchange them for various powers of the Chinese Alien Society. Moreover, after successfully containing them, he can extract related abilities.

then!

The Soviet revisionists embarked on the path of establishing the Chinese Dissident Association from scratch.

Nine-tailed fox.

Warhammer.

o5Parliament.

…

Gradually, they took shape under his command, and the Four Magi of the Apocalypse and the Supreme Divinity also appeared one by one.

certainly!

In the process of rebuilding the association, it is also necessary to collect anomalies.

Eh? Succubus, what are you doing here? It's not time to eat yet!

Wait, wait, at least put some clothes on first!

[Lighthearted humor + memes + satisfying story]

Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, and is invited to participate in a live variety show.

A worshipper asked, "Master, I can't let her go, what should I do?"

Fang Yang: "She's your nemesis!"

Pilgrim: "Taoist priest, I've discovered a large tomb, would you like to come along?"

Fang Yang: "No, I can't handle those government agencies."

Pilgrim: "What mechanism?"

Fang Yang: "The public security organs!"

Pilgrim: "Master, is it permissible for monks to swear?"

Fang Yang: "Swearing makes you feel clear-headed, but bottling it up makes your heart dirty!"

"Let me tell you, some people are destined to be cursed. Cursing them is doing them a favor, a great act of merit!"

A worshipper asked, "Master, I hate my teachers in school and my boss at work. What should I do?"

Fang Yang: "You have the countenance of an emperor!"

A netizen commented: "The Taoist priest once told me that the greatest act of good deeds in life is to forgive others for any mistakes. I was listening to him with great interest when he told me that he couldn't do it!"

A netizen commented: "Last time I chatted with the Taoist priest, I asked him what the saying 'If I hear the Tao in the morning, I can die content in the evening' means. He replied, 'If I ask for directions to your house in the morning, I'll kill you tonight!'"

Lin Xuan never expected to wake up in the game world he created—especially not as a doomed survivor of the fallen dynasty, marked for death in just a few years by the rebellion of the five Kings. Determined to rewrite his fate, Lin Xuan hatches a desperate escape plan.

His unlikely partner in this scheme? Zhao Yuehan, an unassuming official from the Ministry of Commerce. However, there’s a twist: Zhao Yuehan is not only disguised as a man but also alarmingly calm in the face of Lin Xuan’s constant cries of impending doom.

“Brother Zhao, the Empress Dowager will die soon. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the five Kings are about to rebel. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the Empress herself will die soon. Let’s—run away together!”

However, Zhao Yuehan seems far more interested in Lin Xuan’s surprisingly accurate knowledge of national affairs, forcing him to answer questions he’d rather dodge. Little does he know that Zhao Yuehan’s true identity is far more explosive than he could ever imagine.

When the legendary Empress Ji Handan—alive, powerful, and very much not dead—suddenly confronts Lin Xuan, she drops a bombshell:

“I’m the Empress you claimed would die soon, and you even suggested I run away with you! Care to explain that, Lin Xuan?”

Now caught between the looming rebellion, Zhao Yuehan’s sharp intellect, and the Empress’s undeniable authority, Lin Xuan must navigate a web of political intrigue, hidden identities, and his wildly unpredictable destiny.