[Meme-based content + lighthearted humor + live fortune telling]

(The rating is inaccurate as it is newly released and will increase later. It is non-toxic and safe to consume.)

Lin Yang transmigrated to a world that didn't believe in Taoism, but ended up becoming a Taoist priest. Gaining enough faith points granted him various system rewards, and he quickly accumulated faith points. He decided to start a live stream, but the style of his streams gradually became more abstract…

"Master, I have failed her. She stayed by my side when I was at my lowest point and had no money, but I lost her when I became rich!"

Lin Yang: "She's a jinx to husbands!"

"Master, you can't hide your feelings for one person, but what if you like two people?"

Lin Yang: "Then you'll be able to hide it."

"Master! My right eyelid keeps twitching, what's wrong? Does it mean I'm going to lose money?"

Lin Yang: "A twitching left eye means good fortune, a twitching right eye means it's controlled by the brain..."

【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!

Lu Ye drove a three-wheeled vehicle and accidentally entered the scene of a dating variety show. He mistook Liu Tianxian and a group of female guests for female tourists and dragged them to Hongye Village.

But the production crew mistook him for a human trafficker or kidnapper and chased him for ten miles.

The whole network was on edge, but in the end it turned out to be a misunderstanding?

When I returned to the village, I found out that the filming location of the love variety show was actually next to Lu Ye's yard!

While the guests were cooking, the mouth-watering aroma of food came from the house next door. Many guests came to ask for food, their mouths watering.

The guests went to the fields, and Lu Ye from the neighboring field hitched a plow and plowed three acres of land back and forth.

Early in the morning, Lu Ye hummed a song called "Look Over Here, Girl Across the Street". The playful and wanton lyrics made the female guests next to him blush.

Wild boars came down the mountain and wreaked havoc in the cornfields. Lu Ye, carrying a large Guan Dao, chopped the wild boars from the south to the north of the village, killing them until they were pissing and bleeding.

Late at night, Lu Ye told the village children about the old corpse in the mountain village, which scared several female guests to tears.

Later, a shocking news broke out: the author of the epic poem "The Bird's Nest" that suddenly became popular on the Internet turned out to be him?

The Western magic classic "Harry Potter" that is famous on the Western Internet was actually written by him?

The audience then discovered that this seemingly rustic villager was actually wearing countless layers of vests...

A creator, a great writer, a doctor, a martial arts master, a playwright...

The male guests were filled with hatred, and they became passers-by, with all the limelight stolen by Lu Ye, an amateur villager!

Who is the guest on the dating show? Why not just let you be the guest?

[No female lead + no career storyline] [Fast-paced, high-energy throughout, never frustrating!]

Frustrated by terrible movies and the expressionless acting of young heartthrobs, Jiang Li, in a fit of rage, unexpectedly awakens the [Public Enemy System], transforming him into a super "troublemaker" in the entertainment industry!

A bad movie? I'll curse it until its box office flops!

A terrible show? I'll beat you until it's taken down and needs rectification!

Plagiarism? I'll expose you until you're completely disgraced!

Fans hate him to the core, capital sees him as a thorn in their side, but casual viewers love him to the point of fanaticism.

Standing at the center of the storm, Jiang Li smiled calmly: "You all just want to make money, while I want to make this world a better place."

Also known as: [After criticizing the entertainment industry, I became a top influencer], [The Chinese entertainment industry is so bad, and I'm not allowed to criticize it?], [I told you to comment, not to criticize someone until they were taken down!], [...]

Chen Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a student. At the beginning, his father arranges things for him, which is originally intended to provide safety education. However, under the influence of the system, things get out of control and become increasingly chaotic.

As one skill after another emerged, viewers who watched the live stream to learn about crime exclaimed in surprise, "Even with a global manhunt, we still can't catch the villains?"

[No female lead + national destiny + weird + funny + unique ideas]

Lin Yuan traveled to the Blue Star in a parallel world and was selected to participate in the Rule Strange Talk, activating a 3S-level talent at the beginning.

【SSS-level talent: Ghost-seeing】

[Talent Effect 1: Rules are of no use to you. When you violate the rules of the Kwaidan world, the pollution of the Kwaidan world will be ineffective against you.]

[Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a ghost story has negative emotions towards your behavior, you can collect the negative emotions.

Every time you collect 100 points of negative emotions, you can unlock a new title. 】

Since then, a reckless man has appeared in the world of ghost stories.

Lin Xuan never expected to wake up in the game world he created—especially not as a doomed survivor of the fallen dynasty, marked for death in just a few years by the rebellion of the five Kings. Determined to rewrite his fate, Lin Xuan hatches a desperate escape plan.

His unlikely partner in this scheme? Zhao Yuehan, an unassuming official from the Ministry of Commerce. However, there’s a twist: Zhao Yuehan is not only disguised as a man but also alarmingly calm in the face of Lin Xuan’s constant cries of impending doom.

“Brother Zhao, the Empress Dowager will die soon. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the five Kings are about to rebel. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the Empress herself will die soon. Let’s—run away together!”

However, Zhao Yuehan seems far more interested in Lin Xuan’s surprisingly accurate knowledge of national affairs, forcing him to answer questions he’d rather dodge. Little does he know that Zhao Yuehan’s true identity is far more explosive than he could ever imagine.

When the legendary Empress Ji Handan—alive, powerful, and very much not dead—suddenly confronts Lin Xuan, she drops a bombshell:

“I’m the Empress you claimed would die soon, and you even suggested I run away with you! Care to explain that, Lin Xuan?”

Now caught between the looming rebellion, Zhao Yuehan’s sharp intellect, and the Empress’s undeniable authority, Lin Xuan must navigate a web of political intrigue, hidden identities, and his wildly unpredictable destiny.

[Criminal investigation reasoning, humorous rants, bomb wherever you go, fight if you don't agree]

Traveled through time?

God caught Xiao Yang off guard and his waist was injured.

Just put it on, hide it for now, and then prepare it again tomorrow?

No, it's impossible to be low-key, not even a little bit.

What's more, as soon as he crossed over to Xiao Yang, he acquired a very abnormal cheating skill.

Whoever you touch will get pregnant...

No, it means that you can gain abilities from living creatures by touching them.

Xiao Yang: I am invincible now. I will save the earth tonight. If you have any questions, please leave a message on WeChat!

Lin Fan obtained the [Animal Voice Translation System] and originally just wanted to run a pet clinic peacefully, but it opened the door to a new world.

On its first order, the Ragdoll cat ranted to its wealthy owner: "Don't find me a girlfriend, human! Your new girlfriend pinched me when you weren't looking! And she's using your money to support other guys!"

Lin Fan relayed his exact words: "The tycoon checked my phone on the spot, and the cuckoldry shocked the entire internet!"

Then, a police dog ran over: "Dr. Lin, call the police quickly! Xiao Chen has been shot, and the drug dealers are right there..."

A lost parrot flew into the clinic: "Kidnapping! I saw it! The license plate number is..."

Lin Fan accidentally transformed from a veterinarian into the legendary "Animal Detective" of the urban legend.

However, the art style gradually went astray...

The CEO's Tibetan Mastiff: "Master, run! The nutritional supplements your brother gave you are poisoned!"

A celebrity's hamster: "She's had seven plastic surgeries! I even know where her sasaeng fans are hiding!"

Lin Fan, wearing a white lab coat, was turned into a meme by netizens: "Confess and you'll be treated leniently, your dog has already confessed!"

Netizens are laughing hysterically: "Others solve cases by using surveillance cameras, you solve cases by having your cats and dogs snitch on you!"

Lin Fan: "I'm just a veterinarian, really! Why do I have to mediate even when giant pandas, the national treasures, are fighting?!"

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)