Lu Ye unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of a top celebrity with the same name in a parallel world.

But as soon as I opened my eyes...

He discovered that he was not only embroiled in various scandals, but also, due to false accusations from his rivals, he was sitting in the dock in handcuffs, facing a potential ten-year prison sentence.

Faced with all this, the system that brought him here from another world simply cowered and pretended to be dead.

Stepping on a sewing machine? You can't even step on it.

Lu Ye decisively threatened the system and obtained the newbie gift pack.

They turned the plaintiff into the defendant and sent him to jail.

The plaintiff's lawyer was also sent in.

All those who framed him were sent to jail.

He looked at the sea of ​​trolls online and laughed. These are all good韭菜 (a metaphor for easily exploited people), let's send them in, send them in.

While others inside were practically stomping on their sewing machines, sending sparks flying.

Lu Ye took these people and trampled them...

[No female lead + national destiny + weird + funny + unique ideas]

Lin Yuan traveled to the Blue Star in a parallel world and was selected to participate in the Rule Strange Talk, activating a 3S-level talent at the beginning.

【SSS-level talent: Ghost-seeing】

[Talent Effect 1: Rules are of no use to you. When you violate the rules of the Kwaidan world, the pollution of the Kwaidan world will be ineffective against you.]

[Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a ghost story has negative emotions towards your behavior, you can collect the negative emotions.

Every time you collect 100 points of negative emotions, you can unlock a new title. 】

Since then, a reckless man has appeared in the world of ghost stories.

Lin Xuan never expected to wake up in the game world he created—especially not as a doomed survivor of the fallen dynasty, marked for death in just a few years by the rebellion of the five Kings. Determined to rewrite his fate, Lin Xuan hatches a desperate escape plan.

His unlikely partner in this scheme? Zhao Yuehan, an unassuming official from the Ministry of Commerce. However, there’s a twist: Zhao Yuehan is not only disguised as a man but also alarmingly calm in the face of Lin Xuan’s constant cries of impending doom.

“Brother Zhao, the Empress Dowager will die soon. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the five Kings are about to rebel. Let’s run away together!”

“Brother Zhao, the Empress herself will die soon. Let’s—run away together!”

However, Zhao Yuehan seems far more interested in Lin Xuan’s surprisingly accurate knowledge of national affairs, forcing him to answer questions he’d rather dodge. Little does he know that Zhao Yuehan’s true identity is far more explosive than he could ever imagine.

When the legendary Empress Ji Handan—alive, powerful, and very much not dead—suddenly confronts Lin Xuan, she drops a bombshell:

“I’m the Empress you claimed would die soon, and you even suggested I run away with you! Care to explain that, Lin Xuan?”

Now caught between the looming rebellion, Zhao Yuehan’s sharp intellect, and the Empress’s undeniable authority, Lin Xuan must navigate a web of political intrigue, hidden identities, and his wildly unpredictable destiny.

Lin Fan obtained the [Animal Voice Translation System] and originally just wanted to run a pet clinic peacefully, but it opened the door to a new world.

On its first order, the Ragdoll cat ranted to its wealthy owner: "Don't find me a girlfriend, human! Your new girlfriend pinched me when you weren't looking! And she's using your money to support other guys!"

Lin Fan relayed his exact words: "The tycoon checked my phone on the spot, and the cuckoldry shocked the entire internet!"

Then, a police dog ran over: "Dr. Lin, call the police quickly! Xiao Chen has been shot, and the drug dealers are right there..."

A lost parrot flew into the clinic: "Kidnapping! I saw it! The license plate number is..."

Lin Fan accidentally transformed from a veterinarian into the legendary "Animal Detective" of the urban legend.

However, the art style gradually went astray...

The CEO's Tibetan Mastiff: "Master, run! The nutritional supplements your brother gave you are poisoned!"

A celebrity's hamster: "She's had seven plastic surgeries! I even know where her sasaeng fans are hiding!"

Lin Fan, wearing a white lab coat, was turned into a meme by netizens: "Confess and you'll be treated leniently, your dog has already confessed!"

Netizens are laughing hysterically: "Others solve cases by using surveillance cameras, you solve cases by having your cats and dogs snitch on you!"

Lin Fan: "I'm just a veterinarian, really! Why do I have to mediate even when giant pandas, the national treasures, are fighting?!"

First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)