First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.
Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!
Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?
Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.
Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.
Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!
Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...
Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."
(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)
[Transmigration] + [Exceptional Comprehension] + [Inner World] + [Semi-Behind the Scenes] + [Revolution] + [System] + [Creation of Laws]
"I've transmigrated into the body of a cultivation beast, and I'm about to die."
"This world is sick, this world is insane."
"I refuse to accept this. Why should cultivators be high above others and the powerful be granted eternal inheritances?"
I will overthrow you!
Liu Yi also went mad, wanting to bring cultivators and the powerful down from their pedestals.
From using solar energy to cultivate and solve the energy source problem, to creating a Taoist martial arts system and framework.
From then on, the world of cultivation and ancient feudal society began to undergo a dramatic change in style.
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Genius: "Wasn't it said that Heavenly Spiritual Roots were exclusive to geniuses? How come everyone has them?"
A powerful figure reincarnated: "I have memories of my past life, yet my cultivation speed is slower than that of an ordinary person?"
System Host: "I'm a cheater, how come everyone has a system?"
Reborn: "Could I have been reborn into the wrong body? Why is it so different from my previous life?"
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[The Dao Seed Martial Arts System Realms: Body Tempering, Innate, Divine Sea, Dao Seed, Dao Appearance, Divine Aperture, Dao Soul, Dao Body, Return to Oneness, Mortal Transformation]
[Cultivation System Realms: Sensing Qi, Refining Qi, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Deity Transformation, Returning to Emptiness, Harmonizing with the Dao, Tribulation Transcending, Great Ascension]
【My World】【Multiple Worlds】【Movie and TV World + Anime World】
[I don’t know what kind of person the protagonist will be]
At first, people thought it was just an ordinary transaction and no one took it seriously.
But all the gifts of fate come with a price tag.
A few pieces of soil, some stones, a few big trees...
He is too greedy, and in the end everything will become the price.
The life of supporting actor Chen Yan went completely astray the moment he was bound to the [Big Criminal System].
Fortunately, he discovered that he could survive by making a mistake in his acting. In order to survive, this small-time actor who didn't even have a few lines started to "act" crazily in front of the camera.
Playing the role of an armed robber, he held the prop gun so steady that it looked like he had really fired it. The actress opposite him cried for help with red eyes.
Playing a cold-blooded killer, a scene of him cleaning up the scene was used as a teaching case at a police academy. Criminal investigation experts watched the monitor and replayed it repeatedly: "This method is too skillful. Check his real-life resume and focus on those with criminal records!"
It was not until he finished playing the mastermind that the "perfect crime method" designed in the movie unexpectedly matched three old cases that had been pending for many years.
A special police task force was set up overnight, and Chen Yan's name was circled in red at the top of the suspect list. The investigation record stated: "The character's behavior and logic are highly consistent with the real criminal. It is not ruled out that he is using acting to cover up his true identity."
Even more alarming was the sudden appearance of an account codenamed "Actor" at the top of the Dark Web's "Criminal Power Rankings." Desperadoes from all walks of life, eyeing this seemingly unseen "comrade," issued a challenge.
At the award ceremony, Chen Yan held up the Best Actor trophy. Below the stage were police detectives' scrutiny under the flash lights, and the phone in his pocket was still popping up anonymous messages challenging criminals.
He was about to cry into the microphone: "Everyone, I really just want to save my life and be a good actor... Do you believe me?"
[Campus-like story + counterattack of the top student + growing male protagonist + multiple cycles + single female protagonist]
On the day of the 100-day oath-taking ceremony, the poor student Fang Lisu got stuck in a time loop.
Whatever happens on this day will be reset on the next day.
Only his experience and ability will be retained.
Others keep repeating this day,
He has unlimited time and unprecedented life experience:
[You memorize the vocabulary list 300 times, unlock the ability: <Thesaurus Decoding>]
[You solve 5000 math problems and get the achievement: [Prince of Mathematics]]
[You do 20,000 push-ups and develop a physique: [Perfect chest muscles]]
...
When the timeline returned to normal, Fang Lisu's transformation impressed everyone...
"You were just a poor student yesterday, how come you have reached the highest level today?"
Fang Lisu raised the corner of his mouth slightly: "Maximum level? No, this is just the beginning."
He stepped into the time loop again,
Overcoming global medical challenges, developing controlled nuclear fusion, and winning the Nobel Prize...
During that period of growth that no one knew about, he created infinite possibilities! ~
People are in a different world, enslaving other races.
I am kind-hearted and cannot do such a thing.
[Succubus Terry's obedience is improved]
[Shared skill: Second Heart]
[Elf Callister's obedience is improved]
[Shared skill: Longevity]
[Female orc Amy's obedience is improved]
[Shared skill: Rage]
What? Can you share the skills of your enslaved object by increasing obedience? !
I'm sorry, but I want to enslave all female aliens!
One day, Xu Mo got off work as usual and heard some noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk!
Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment – this was a new type of reality show.
The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour.
But when Xu Mo was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn.
“Damn, this isn’t how the script goes. This Xu Mo is too bold, he’s not following the rules at all.”
“Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?”
“The female celebrity has been scared to tears!”
Reborn back to the 1970s, a time when people were hungry and hungry all the time, and when you needed receipts to buy things.
His father is a retired soldier, his mother has five children, and Su Yu is the third child in the family. He has a younger brother and sister, and an older brother and sister. He started to change the family's situation by hunting.
Li Sen, a top student, traveled from Earth to Blue Star. After three years of being a poor student, he finally saw the only fairness in his life:
Career awakening!
But as soon as he woke up, he was ridiculed!
"Haha~ Li Sen, your dual life profession is the chosen worker."
"Come on, Li Sen, I have a job with you, cleaning toilets, 600 per month!"
"Hahaha~ My family raises pigs on the farm. Be a breeder!"
His classmates didn't know that he had awakened three professions, and that he was a Nine-Turn Formation Master with a profession bonus of 9.
The third profession is even more useless?
No no no!
My talent is ten thousand times more proficiency, you don’t understand how powerful I am.
When everyone thought Li Sen was useless, he had become so powerful that he was invincible!
[Tens of thousands of positive reviews | Millions of readers following | Tens of millions of readers!] [Lord-themed novel] [Crushing victory] [Professional data analysis] [Protagonist starts printing money infinitely from chapter 78] [Civilization beacon novel!]
(The novel's theme song, "Singularity Alliance," has been released on various platforms.) —————
Humanity traverses civilizations in a game, driving mobile cities across the wilderness, battling against other humans, against nature, and against other civilizations!
Good news: Jiang Zhixu has awakened a god-level talent, All-Purpose Critical Strike! He can unleash a critical strike of 100 times the quantity or 10 times the quality every day, making him invincible!
The bad news: He time-traveled ten years later than everyone else.
Worse still: The story begins in a disastrous start, and the protagonist is transmigrated into the body of a starving slave who is about to perish under the oppression of the old city lord.
"There's nothing we can do about that."
"Hey, who put these clothes on me? You guys have really made my life miserable!"
With only two rounds of ammunition left and a powerful enemy at the city gates, what should we do?
[Target: Conventional gunpowder shell]
[Type: Quantity Critical Hit]
[Activation successful, multiplier: 97x!]
My subordinate is too incompetent and will be unusable in the future. What should I do?
[Objective: Correct Premonition (Intermediate Talent)]
[Type: Quality Critical Hit]
[Activation successful, multiplier: 10x!]
[Gaining a top-tier talent: Being a minor player doesn't count as being a major one!]
"To put it bluntly, the reason I, Jiang Zhixu, am where I am today is not because of hard work and diligence, but because I have cheat codes!"
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(My goal is to have "10,000 positive reviews, a million readers following the updates, and tens of millions of readers").