Hirakawa Seisui, a transmigrator reborn into Konoha. In the ninja world, where bloodlines reign supreme, he was merely a commoner ninja, destined to be cannon fodder on the battlefield. However, fate intervened; he activated the Medical Ninja System. Good news: the system boosted his medical ninjutsu talent to the highest level, making him a Primordial Healing Body. Bad news: it only enhanced his medical ninjutsu talent; on the battlefield, he was still just cannon fodder. "What a piece of trash system! If other transmigrators told me, they'd look down on me, thinking I can't afford a good system." [Completed healing Uchiha Mikoto, reward: one golden magic orb.] [Congratulations on obtaining a magic orb.]

As a transmigrator, An Ran was filled with a deep sense of melancholy. Not only had he transmigrated to a chaotic world where sexism was so pervasive that even boxers would have to admit defeat, but his cheat codes were also entirely composed of inherited, outdated code, offering a free door-opening and killing service. Disbot bumped into Altosh, a broken cup got smeared in the face by the bug lord, Teyvat collided with the heavens... Life was tough. To survive, An Ran could only become a man who was either getting stronger or on his way to becoming stronger.

Sun Baihe time and again traveled through time, searching for his way home. He had once teamed up with Asuna in Sword Art Online, their combined swordsmanship reaching the top of Aincrad; he had also used his 3D Maneuver Gear to slice through the nape of a giant's neck in the world of Attack on Titan; he had studied magic at the Clock Tower, only to be unexpectedly swept into a time warp, returning thousands of years to teach Artoria how to govern; he had shared drinks with Whitebeard, and later single-handedly conquered Mary Geoise, the holy land of the Celestial Dragons, ending their rule; he had debated swordsmanship with Retsu Unohana, experienced Sosuke Aizen's Kyoka Suigetsu, and dominated the world of Bleach, seemingly undefeated; he had even been slammed in the face by the White Tyrant, and became friends with her… After countless hardships, he returned to the main world, exhausted both physically and mentally, becoming a lazy bum who only wanted to rest for a few hundred years. But unexpectedly, the sixth wave of spiritual energy revival opened countless dimensional portals. Seeing familiar faces on the television screen, Sun Baihe shuddered. "Damn it, the debt collectors are here!"

He was transported to an island nation, gaining an intimacy panel. He started by marrying a popular voice actress—buy one, get one free! Seeing his home had somehow become a gathering place for popular female voice actresses, Mogami Kazuto sighed silently. He asked a certain female voice actress who was tentatively taking a small sip of her carbonated drink, only to cough and shake her leg incessantly, "Sakura-san, what exactly is life?"

At the start, you obtain genes personally researched by the three kings: Keisha, He Xi, and Liang Bing.

Does that mean the background is the Three Kings? Doesn't that make them invincible?

Chen Beixuan discovered that he didn't need to work hard at all; he could become stronger just by lying down.

He was dressed in dark silver mech armor, with eight dark silver longswords floating around him.

Keywords: Super God Academy, Super Soldier Company, Comedy

Welcome to the Classroom of Meritocracy + Dropping Out. Everyone else comes to study, but Bai Lan came to drop out. Bai Lan had just returned from a wilderness survival trip in the Amazon rainforest when he received an invitation to take the entrance exam for a highly advanced high school. Persuaded by his parents, he reluctantly participated, treating the written and oral exams like a game. He thought he was guaranteed to fail. But he was surprisingly accepted. He initially planned to drop out immediately. Then, the system awakened, presenting him with the ultimate mission: as long as he didn't voluntarily drop out, and not because of his academic performance, he would gain [Invincible Luck] and [Extraordinary Physique]. The rewards were tempting, and Bai Lan wanted to try. He figured even if two ways to drop out were blocked, there was still a way. Then he discovered that this school actually had a "dropout exam." He was in luck! The result... He suddenly confronted the hidden boss, who then became his apprentice; he beat up the student council president, only to be thanked by him; he bullied a delinquent girl, who said she wanted to date him; he tried to blackmail the school's idol with his past, sparking public outrage, only to find out the idol said he had helped him resolve his inner conflicts; he self-destructed during his exam for dropping out, and a group of people rallied to his defense. Why is dropping out so difficult?!

Reincarnated as Pineapple Snow, during her final battle with Ninja Turtle Grandfather, she accidentally struck the Seven-Colored Lotus and was transported to the Douluo Continent!

"I, Pineapple Snowstorm, don't blow snow, I blow blood... the blood from my sword!"

"Dignity? How much does it cost per pound!"

"One must have self-awareness; that's my principle."

"If there is a 50% profit, Pineapple Snow will take risks; if there is a 100% profit, he will dare to trample on all human laws; if there is a 300% profit, he will dare to challenge any enemy, even at the risk of being hanged."

Ning Rongrong: "Pineapple Snow, don't go! I have money... I have lots and lots of money!"

Dugu Yan: "Pineapple Snow, I'd sacrifice everything for you!"

Ye Lingling: "Don't say anything... just love me!"

All the Shrek girls were captivated, exclaiming, "Why is Pineapple Snow so handsome?"

...

Tang San: "This man insulted my Xiao Wu; he has already committed suicide!"

Dai Mubai: "No... my Zhu Qing!"

Years later, everyone vowed to kill Pineapple Snow.

Pineapple Snowstorm picked up the Crimson Sky Sword, shouting, "Fruit Warriors, return to your places!!"

Watch as Pineapple Warrior Slays Gods!

Transmigrating to the world of Bleach, he became Kyoraku Shunsui's nephew, Kyoraku Tokimura, and was bound to a check-in system—getting stronger by checking in—and even obtaining a unique time-type Zanpakuto. Time reversal, time stop, timelines severed… However, in the perilous world of Bleach, for his own safety, he decisively chose to join the Fourth Division. You say I'm lusting after Hana-nee's body? You bastard, I just want to develop better in the Bleach world! Wait, it's actually pretty good…

Mo Chen traveled to the Collapse World and obtained a character strategy simulator. Through repeated simulations, he conquered one playable character after another in the Collapse World. He and Theresa became comrades, and together they won the Second Collapse War. He became the only bright spot in Cocolia's heart. Even the wicked have their own saviors...

Xiao Ze traveled to the Doupo world and became the fourth young master of the Xiao family. He obtained the binding feedback system. The bound person's strength became stronger and he could give ten times feedback to Xiao Ze.

[Successfully bound to Xiao Xun'er, Xiao Xun'er's strength increased, congratulations to the host for getting ten times feedback, and his strength increased to the level of a nine-star fighter...]

[Xiao Xun'er took the Holy Heart Glazed Pill, and her qualifications were greatly improved! Congratulations to the host for getting ten times feedback, and her qualifications were improved to the level of a peerless genius...]

[Xiao Xun'er successfully refined the Golden Emperor Burning Heaven Flame, and her strength increased greatly! Congratulations to the host for getting ten times feedback and successfully refining the Emperor Flame (20%)...]

Xiao Ze thought it was over, but he didn't expect that as Xiao Xun'er's strength increased, the number of people he could bind also increased.

Queen Medusa's Seven-Colored Sky-Swallowing Python Bloodline, Xiao Yixian's Evil Poison Body, Qing Lin's Green Snake Three-Flower Pupil... all ten times feedback!

Many years later, Emperor Hun Tian had just set off a catastrophe, and was suppressed by Xiao Ze!

Only then did Xiao Ze realize that he had reached the pinnacle of the Douqi Continent. He couldn't help but turn his gaze towards the world.