I can't sign, I really can't sign!"

In the corner, Yin Lan was holding a roll of marriage registration forms from all over the world, squatting with her knees hugged and trembling.

"I once had a life that exuded the fragrance of being single, but I didn't cherish it. It's not until now that I'm entangled in love that I regret it."

"Signing one will mean a world war, not signing is a scumbag, signing both is a dead scumbag, if you delay for too long, you might even be divided into five equal parts by them."

He raised his eyes to look at the golden king in front of him, and under the urging of the desire to survive, the flame of gay love gradually ignited in his lifeless eyes.

"Ji, Jill, how about the two of us..."

"Get out!"

(Harem) (Various references including Sea Tiger) (Contains scenes of gangster conflicts, family feuds, and fights to the knees) (This book mainly references the timeline of Cinderella the Ash) (A certain degree of character villainization and time-space distortion) (Warning: OOC in this strange book) An otherworldly visitor picked up Orn's hammer and inherited Orn's will, thus naming himself "Orn" in this other world. Orn was trapped in a blacksmith shop, living a short period of seclusion, until one day, a pony girl with ears walked into his blacksmith shop, pushing him towards a future where he would be devoured by mares. Completely clueless about training, Orn eventually became a trainer for someone who called himself "Oguri Hat." From the countryside to the center, from the Kasamatsu Yakuza to the Tokyo underworld, from Mejiro Castle to... out of the Imperial Palace! Can Orn, who has mastered the power of forging, escape the blockade of the demonic madman, the wild Emperor Shiren, and the insane Mejiro Castle?! Can he defy the pony girls who possess the power of three goddesses? Faced with attacks that are either direct or rudimentary, can the god of forging and smelting, the ancient Greek god who controlled horseshoes, and the wielder of the Great Chestnut King, withstand it? Heh! Absolutely! Easily! Please see the next episode, Ornn drags Nar's death!

Due to an accident, Lin Ze traveled to the continent of Teyvat. As soon as he landed, before he could get familiar with the environment, he was picked up by Ganyu and taken home. He also unlocked a system that issued some strange tasks every day. For example, decompression and relaxation, going to a hot spring together, etc. However, as Lin Ze completed the tasks one by one, he found that this world seemed different. In this world, men are responsible for being beautiful, while women are responsible for earning money to support the family. And because Lin Ze is too handsome, he attracted the fanatical pursuit of all women. Ganyu: "Xiao Ze, do you want to leave your sister?" Hu Tao: "From now on in Liyue, tell me your sister's name and no one will dare to bully you!" Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: "Xiao Ze is so cute. If you are bullied, will you cry for a long time?" Shen He: "Xiao Ze, Xiao Ze, please stay by my side forever!"... When Lin Ze completed all the tasks and thought he could escape everything, he looked at the women in front of him with loving hearts and fell into deep thought. "This... is not right!"

Tags: harem, fate, type-moon Synopsis: Lin Qingsu, a Chinese student studying abroad at the Clock Tower, lives a life of idleness, preparing to quit the magic world upon graduation. Until he awakens his life simulator and obtains the Old Sword template... Sajo Aika: "Finally found you, my prince!" Sajo Ayaka: "Can't a younger sister do the same?" Gilgamesh: "Holy Sword Master, we meet again, hahahaha, let's continue our unfinished duel!" Ophelia: "For the sake of the world, Chaldea needs your strength." Mordred: "Male mother? Female father? Huh?!" ... "You've got the wrong person, I'm really not the Old Sword!"

When people are in their third year of high school, they are given a mission by heaven, and they will live forever?

[Your Majesty, a temptress in troubled times is trying to sow discord between you and Prime Minister Wang. She appears gentle, but in reality she is a manipulative and malicious woman. If you listen to her slander and ignore the principles of state, the dynasty will fall.]

Xu Yan looked at the head teacher in front of him and Bai Yueguang sitting at the table in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Going to class = going to court?

Laoban = Prime Minister?

Is Bai Yueguang a temptress in troubled times? The contrast is a bit shocking?

Whose system is so crazy?

…

But gradually, Xu Yan discovered something was wrong.

The cute childhood sweetheart is a yandere, the aloof goddess suffers from a chuunibyou, and the new neighbor sister actually loves to stalk...

The system is a little crazy, but it's right...

[Your Majesty, you and the Saint have successfully achieved "Double Shame", Literary Strength +1, Military Strength +1.]

oh?

…

The Liyue Immortal Fang Ning has many beautiful names: a bird that brings hope, a benevolent deity that guides people out of adversity, a child of destiny favored by the world, and the most adorable pet that brings good luck to its owner...

When Fang Ning ran away from the Rock King and traveled into the world, he found that many people were eyeing him covetously and were drooling over him.

Yuhengxing Keqing: Come be my assistant! Expires? Let's set it at three thousand years!

Tianquanxing Ningguang: Speaking of which, I've been wanting to add a male master to the Qun Yu Pavilion. Kamisato Aika: The Kamisato family has no heirs yet, so could you... please? Thunder God: Do you want to... try drawing a sword?

Fang Ning was confused: You all like me? Did I save the world in my past life?

Traveler: Indeed. Then they knocked Fang Ning unconscious and tied her up in the pot.

As the fourth child of the Shinomiya family, I began living independently. Every day, I woke up in the dark closet, went to my bed, and took out a dummy, placing it under the bed. Then I checked the blades in the soles of my shoes to see if they were sharp, cleaned the potassium cyanide particles from my waistband, checked the prohibited words on my clothes, and made sure the miniature surveillance devices were working properly. I placed a bayonet in a book, and a submachine gun and bombs in my backpack. Completed, with a smile, I headed towards Soubu High School. As a normal high school student, I greeted a beautiful day. As a normal high school student, aren't the things I have normal?

Shiraishihara travels to the Conan world. Obtain a system, and loving beautiful women will make you stronger! Start with the initiation of Maori Ran! Joy! Queen of Law, Eri Kisaki, and the stunner Yukiko! Still charming, what a wonderful young woman! Maori Ran: "Honey, I can do the black maid outfit and the splits!" Sonoko: "Ran, we're sisters, sharing the same pole!" Eri Kisaki: "You and Ran already..., how can you still do it with me—ah, more!" Yukiko: "I'm very good, please favor me!" Vermouth: "Do you like my secret?...Ah? I'm pregnant?!?" Sato Miwako: "I can wear a uniform and call you daddy." Miyano Shiho and Miyano Akemi: "Do you like sisters?" Suzuki Ayako: "This split, even my sister will cry!" Kosaka Natsumi, Urashi Seiran, Akiba Reiko, Kudo Shizuka, Miyano Akemi, Ikenami Shizuka, Suzuki Tomoko, Takei Naoko... Conan and Gin were stunned—

What's your advantage if you transmigrate into various anime worlds? It's information on beautiful girls! And what do you do after getting that information? Fall in love? That's too narrow-minded, bro! When transmigrating into anime worlds, you must understand one thing: what's most valuable in these worlds? It's the incredible work abilities of the female protagonists from different anime! Imagine starting a company! Actors can make movies, writers can be screenwriters, artists can be art directors, animators can be animators, and singers can be divas!! Get Mai Sakurajima to make movies, Utaha Kasumigaoka to write scripts, the blonde loser to draw manga, Sagiri Izumi to do illustrations, and classic characters from the Idolmaster and Love Live! IPs to form an idol group! How much money could you make? I don't even dare to dream about it~~~ [Stable updates, welcome to bookmark~~~]

All virgins, all collected. No NTR, no landmines, just a chill, slice-of-life vibe. No stock market-style emotional rollercoasters. Too many tags to count, verdict: Bulldozer route (refers to collecting girls).

This is a work of pure fiction, do not compare it to real life. If your worldview is still under construction, consider turning back.

In the later chapters, the "big car" (R18 content) goes full throttle.

Since this is a Benzi-style light novel, minors are strictly not allowed.

Cold on the outside but secretly a tsundere brocon — Cheng Yuan, the younger sister.

Possessed by a demon ring, twisted emotions, suspected yandere — Yuki the Snow Girl.

Devoted and doting to the extreme — Felsie, the Elf Queen.

Tried to pull a fast one, failed miserably, got trained into a slave girl — Xiao Ke’er, the sister’s bestie.

Elegant, noble, and alluring — Aunt Bai, the Mermaid.

Plus a lewd succubus teacher, an elf girl who traveled across lands, and even a dumb, clumsy beast-ear loli maid in white thigh-highs who showed up at the door.

Ever since Chu Xiunan put on an ancient and mysterious ring, his plain, dull life was turned completely upside down...

The main storyline follows everyday emotional development.

No power leveling, no endless monster grinding. No male side characters.

Only a few minor mob characters pop up briefly for plot needs.