First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.
Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!
Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?
Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.
Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.
Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!
Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...
Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."
(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)
When Lin Ye woke up, he found that he had traveled through time and was bound to a [Many Children and Many Blessings System] - as long as he married the heroines of anime and had children, he would become stronger!
System: "Host, you have entered Sword Art Online. Please capture Asuna. Reward: Dual Blade Style - Modified!"
Lin Ye: "Wait, doesn't she have an official partner?"
System: "Open the pattern! Kirito? That's your future brother-in-law!"
then--
In "Date A Live", he successfully made Origami shout "Onii-chan" instead of "Go to hell, scumbag".
In Honkai Impact 3rd, Mei Raiden holds a knife to his neck and asks, "Say 'many children, many blessings' again?"
Lin Ye (calm): "Wife, listen to my explanation... This is really about saving the world!"
While other travelers were still struggling to fight monsters and level up, Lin Ye had already swept across the heavens with a group of cute kids.
"Dad! Uncle Gojo Satoru is teaching me the Unlimited Technique!"
"Mommy! Aunt Bulma said to build me a mecha!"
"Host, a new mission has been detected: Demon Slayer: Kocho Shinobu's favorability towards you increased by 50%..."
Lin Ye (holding his waist and sighing): "Tongzi, your mission...is it serious?"
Traveling through the Super Seminary, Zhou Mo discovered a system where completing missions grants him a massive gift package from the various worlds. But what's with the Angel Yan that suddenly appeared? Why is Ah Zhui, the slicked-back-haired guy, constantly chasing me, wanting to be his secretary? Why is Angel Leng constantly pestering me, demanding I take her to some dungeon in some other world? Where on earth did Pipixi read that Dragon King novel that keeps forcing me to marry an Angel and become her son-in-law? ...Even more outrageous, how did my sister become Holy Kesha?
If you were transported to the world of Mingchao and unexpectedly gained alchemy from another game as a cheat code, would you choose to drift with the tide and watch the rise and fall of civilizations? Or would you choose to join the wanderers and save this world struggling in despair?
Faced with this choice, most people would probably choose to save the world with the Wanderer. After all, the Wanderer has no shortage of beautiful girls around him. But what if the Wanderer breaks your multi-million dollar alchemical golem right from the start? Chen Fan says: I don't care if you're the emperor of Jinzhou or the leader of Black Coast, if you break my stuff, you have to pay for it!
So, in order to collect her debts, Chen Fan chose to drift with the drifters for a while. However, after a while, Chen Fan's smile vanished: "Hey sis, I didn't ask you to pay it back like this!"
In short, faced with such a disastrous start, what changes will Chen Fan make to the world?
[Main storyline + original slice-of-life scenes + filling in the gaps]
[Rating just released, will rise later]
Thanks for the invitation. I was born into Teyvat and have no elemental power.
Chen Mo lived as an ordinary person in Liyue Harbor for 20 years, until finally, after the blond-haired guy hooked up her emergency food, she awakened her Stand system—
You can unlock your Stand ability by increasing the girls' affection for you!
Walnut: "I've done some calculations, and you're lacking wood in your five elements, and you're missing me in your destiny!"
Complete Walnut's strategy to unlock the Stand "Gold Experience".
Fufu: "After five hundred years of performances, I've finally waited for you before the curtain falls..."
Achieve the perfect ending in Fontaine Island to unlock the Stand "King Crimson".
After that, Teyvat was transformed into a different art style by strange war cries.
What abyssal monster?! Ora!
What? A single, unexpected strike? No way!
You're saying that Tenri is also a target for romance?
Now I have no choice but to use my invincible "Platinum Star World Requiem Beyond Heaven"!!
When the Blacklight Virus came to the One Punch World and had a chat group.
Group leader Zhao Zheng: "Brother Corpse Little King Kong is nothing. I rely on the Bald Big Devil to become a god-level disaster! Tornado on the left! Blizzard on the right!"
Qilin from Super Seminary: "The Taotie and demons who slaughtered the people on Earth were being called names by the group leader. I heard they even tasted like chicken?"
Uzumaki Naruto of the Ninja World: "What are aliens? The tailed beasts and Otsutsuki here have been eaten by the group leader."
Adventures of Xiaoyu: "Eight demons, twelve spells, and nine ghost masks are all nutrients for the group leader!"
Demon Slayer Nezuko: "They say that demons eat people and make people afraid, but the group leader makes demons afraid and eats them!"
Dagu: "The monsters here have almost been eaten."
Ye Hei: "What's your side? In my restricted area, everyone who tried to start a dark turmoil was eaten up by the group leader, and it became the dark turmoil of the restricted area!"
Naruto, Super God, Jackie Chan Adventures, Armor, One Piece, Demon Slayer, Dragon Maid, Valkyrie, Dragon Ball, Marvel, DC, Ultraman, Covering the Sky, Perfect...
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Many years later, thanks to the chat group of all heavens and worlds, Zhao Zheng became the most powerful and supreme being in the heavens amid the cheers of his group members who were the most benevolent, kind, supreme and powerful!
Jiang Chen traveled to the world of collapse and faced Cocolia's pursuit.
At the moment of life and death, he awakened the ability of [bond], and the contracted dependents could become stronger.
Faced with the collapse fission bomb that was about to blow up Changkong City, Jiang Chen pulled Mei and Kiana and was forced to embark on a journey to the multiverse.
In Azur Lane, the charming ship girl became the commander.
In the Type-Moon world, he reached a cooperation with Chaldea to abduct the heroic spirits.
In the Overlord world, he defeated the Great Tomb of Nazarick.
In the world of No Game No Life, he fought against the gods to usurp the Star Cup.
Many years later, Jiang Chen's smile became more and more perverted, and he returned to the starting point with his loyal imperial warriors.
"You are called the Cocoon of the End, you are quite arrogant."
In his past life, Jon Snow was a docile, lazy bum, dreaming of a life of easy success. This life, he finally gets to win without lifting a finger, but is forcibly bound to the "Dog-like System." [The Intelligent Striving System is at your service, automatically loading plot points such as "Queen, you don't want this either."] Then, the transmigrator is put into one-click management, forced to watch helplessly as he walks towards Cersei… Jon: "Holy crap? Stop it! Stop it now!" In the end, even the White Walkers declare that this world needs a lewd king! This book is also known as: *Game of Thrones Jon Just Wants to Lay Down, But the System Pushes Him Forward*, *Game of Thrones Jon Just Wants to Lay Down, But the Dog System Makes Him Strive Forward*, *Game of Thrones Jon, My Narration Has Some Problems*, and *Game of Thrones Jon Just Wants to Quietly Be a Life of Ease*.
Just as he exited the college entrance exam hall, he was transformed into a hero fragment and transported to the world of a girl band. Hehe, it seems that copied playlist he prepared finally came in handy. As the god of girl bands, Koshimuraze is bound to punch Roselia, kick RAS, sweep the Tokyo Dome Red and White Song Festival, and dominate the women's arena! Why did Chihaya Aine sprout horns? What does it mean that RiNG has become an adventurer's guild? What does it mean that all bands have become adventuring groups? Huh? So you all know magic? What the hell are you doing? Is this still a girl band show? In a world full of dangers and gravity, Koshimuraze still struggles to move forward... Takamatsu Tomo: Can we form an adventuring group for life? Chihaya Aine: Don't touch my tail! Toyokawa Shoko: Um, can you lend me some money to copy the paper... Nagasaki Motoyo: Kulaixiku is a great adventuring group. I've decided to bring my talents to myGO. Wakaba Mutsu: Teacher, I'm all you need... Wait, don't come over here!
[Multiple female protagonists] + [Invincible] + [Break up CP]
[Demon Slayer] → [Guilty Crown] → [Naruto]
[Female protagonists: Tamayo, Mitsuri Kanroji, Shinobu Kocho, Kanao Kurika, Aoi Kanzaki, Nezuko Kamado, Ume, Kanae Kocho, Inori, Matsuri Kyojo, Tsugumi, Ayase Shinomiya, Arisa Koufuin, Konan, Tsunade, Mikoto Uchiha, Kushina Uzumaki, Nono Yakushi, Rin Harano, Kurenai Yuhi, Shizune, Mei Terumi, Anko Mitarashi, Izumi Uchiha, Tenten, Karin, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, Hanabi Hyuga, Hikaru Uchiha, Shizuka Nadeshiko, Shion, Sara, Kaguya Ōtsutsuki...] Traveling through
Demon Slayer, the system explodes at the start.
Get a super gift pack:
Sharingan, Byakugan, Sage Body, Three Colors of Haki, Six Styles, Saiyan Bloodline, 99,999 Senzu Beans, Zanpakutō, Hado...
Invincible from the start, and every strike of your Zanpakutō can critically hit.
One sword for a lower-rank demon, two swords for an upper-rank demon, and three swords for a demon who has no mercy.
The simple and unpretentious slash shattered Muzan's dream of being a perfect creature.
[The introduction is weak, please move to the main text]
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